1, don't call me, I'm under great pressure.

I only ask you one thing, to be husband and wife with me for one day.

Do you think it is my nose or my nose?

4. Biqing, do I look like an antidote to you?

... like a git!

You can fly at the speed of 3000 li. What do you want from me?

6. Hey, Shuaibin, I think this place is very suitable for seclusion. Why don't we get a rabbit to live here?

7. I am enchanting, yes, I am small, yes, I am smart.

8, silly your sister, eat you again!

9. Tianshan Mountain, with your thinness, it will take at least one year to get to Tianshan Mountain! So, I don't want to walk there. I want you to change me with magic. Ok, uncle dougie, I'll go, too. I will kiss you, too. number

10, I worked so hard for this important three meals.

1 1, Bai Xue (to Zhao Bin): Dear, if you leave me alone, I will be unable to eat and sleep, and I will cry alone and won't listen to anyone.

Dougie: Really?

Snow White: When I was full, I lied to you (to Zhao Bin).

Zhao Bin: Don't whine, be loving.

12, what's wrong with you monk? Do you have eyes? Didn't you see that Uncle Jian Temple is so fat, so swollen, so big, like a wall, it can still go up.

My shortcomings don't need you to tell everyone in that detail. Now the whole world knows them.

Hehehe, Uncle Kensi, I mean you are fat and cute, big and suitable, and swollen just right.

13, see a doctor? Must be hurt. Look better!

14, Lv Ji: Hum, it's not easy to dry Kun Cave, mainly to kill you. Boil a pot of boiling water, throw you in, rinse it, and share it with everyone. It tastes good!

15, Xiaoji: However, you asked me if I like you ~ I'm a little interested in your mother. ......

Love apartment 3:

1, read more books and newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

2. What is the truth?

The so-called textbook refers to expanding a simple noun into a bunch of sentences that no one can understand.

4. Yifei: Come and worship my new hat. Guan Gu: Wow, Yo Yo: Zan Xiaoxian: It's beautiful.

5. Xiaoxian: If a university teacher molests a disabled person, you will become popular ~ ~ ~

6. Fairy: Oh, really? I didn't see it. Let me have a medical report.

7. Zi Qiao: Xiao Ze, no, Xiao Ze. By the way, help me see if that coin is heads or tails.

8. I went to your grandmother's banana peel. Let's open this product to the outside world.

9. Zi Qiao: "Now, all cats and dogs call themselves teachers, right, Ceng Laoshi?"

10, the little thing looks really chic ~ ~

1 1. Never discriminate against a madman. He just doesn't have your world view.

12, wait a minute, you can't die! Did you-did you write a suicide note? Don't! I hate people who commit suicide without writing a suicide note. Writing a suicide note will kill you.

13, (local accent) Youyou: Please tell the students who are listening to the song in front to be quiet, and don't affect the students who are sleeping behind.

Zi Qiao, 14. You are a real beauty, only when you see it in the tunnel. . . Because there are no lights in the tunnel.

15, Zi Qiao: I didn't forget not to collect money. Ceng Laoshi: Did you lose money? Zi Qiao: I didn't mean to collect money.

Ceng Laoshi: On purpose! Is your brain blocked by liquid, too?

16, Yifei: My surname is Hu, and Hu is rampant.

17, Guangu: Nani? Ray: What kind of mud is that?

18, if idiots can fly, this is simply an airport.

19, Meijia: When I was a child, because of my poor grades, I cut my pulse with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, jumped off a building with a parachute, and hanged myself with noodles, but none of them died. .

20. I'm Abby's brother, Abby. You can also call me Zhang Yida by another name.

2 1, Meijia: Don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you.

22. Guangu: This Erkang looks too Zhang Wei.

23. Youyou: It's finally time for a woman to be king. What do you think death is? Will it be more painful than living?

24, the ultimate pool party, a wave of beautiful women is approaching.

25. Meijia: Eat a cake first ... dear ~

26. Guangu: When the birds are big, there are all kinds of Woods.

27. That old man is him. This is Ceng Xiaoxian. .

28. Zi Qiao: This incident tells us that perhaps none of the teachers who gave you employment classes have ever been employed.

Ceng Laoshi: The worst thing is not the content, but that they don't realize the content at all. . . How bad is it?

30. "I was attacked by two lying terrorists."

3 1, Yifei: You have money to buy gifts. Are you also considering returning the money to your creditors?

Ceng Laoshi: If cakes can take shape naturally, why did humans invent ovens?

33. Meijia: This Pepe was hit on the head by the bedside table. A pair of sunglasses was killed. (In other words, Meijia's tone at this time is very fast and fun ~)

34.- So you don't have to take care of us. -We don't care about you. -But we care!

Don't you realize that this is a KFC bucket?

36. This is a large-scale inspirational drama in the Qing Palace workplace.

37. I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt and soda (representative of Meijia)

Upgraded version: I bite you with salt and soda ~ ~ ~.

38. Men should commit suicide, and women should sell themselves for glory.

We are so enthusiastic, lively and enthusiastic.

40. If you take it by surprise, you will die. . . . . . . . . . . . .

4 1, 24K is pure and handsome.

42. It's definitely not good not to go home at 2: 30 in the morning.

43. Security: Are you Li XiaoLu? Youyou: Ah, what eyes. Security guard: Zhou Xun. Youyou: Yes, I am.

I have crossed more bridges than roads.

That's because I'm too lazy to leave.

I eat more salt than you do.

That's your taste.

5. Made in China (Four Tones)

46. Ma Fei: Zeng Xiaolian.

Zi Qiao: Do you like it?

Zi Qiao: We saw you talking to a man.

Youyou: Did you see it? Which one?

47, Meijia, 17 Lane 7, 2748, March 8th Women's Day, May 1st Labor Day, Children's Day.

48. I'm Holly Raster's sister. I live by the river. Hello, Gianna Jun? I'm at half past two. Oh, you should come too.

49. A person with a height of 1.87 meters actually wears shoes of size 37. .

Yifei: The good news is that I have good news for you next week.

5 1, Ceng Laoshi: We can have dinner together at noon today.

52. Peach Blossom Man vs Chrysanthemum Monster!

53. That charming path. .

Besides, it's not your gasoline, so let it go.

55. Who can't swear? Is it useful?

56. Yifei: If something happens, something will happen. I'm afraid Zhan Bo won't dare.

57. Excuse me, do you have any mineral water?

-Yes.

-Do you have any juice?

Which do you want, orange juice or peach juice?

-Actually, I want a coke.

-Yes, do you need ice?

-Then give me a bottle of ice cream.

Sorry, we have no ice cream.

-It's still mineral water.

==!

This is for you.

It doesn't mean anything.

But if you will marry me,

I have no opinion.

59. Sorry, Zhan Bo

I can't marry you

Because I just found out yesterday.

I am a virgin of Persian Zoroastrianism.

I'm going back to the western regions to take charge of the flame order.

Don't trust me. Look at that.

60. Meijia:

I think the plot is quite good.

Zhang Qian traveled in the Qing Dynasty.

The woman who robbed the emperor.

rhizoma cibotii

It's so exciting

Youyou:

This is not a time travel drama.

Meijia:

How is that possible?

Isn't this the palace lock heart jade?

6 1, so-called visiting relatives, touch it out and kiss it.

62. Guan Gu: Cherish life and stay away from gossip ...

63. Guangu: I'm not Sister Guo (Guangu's tone is really funny. . . )

64. His androgen exploded overnight?

65. All middle-aged women in this world may become my mother-in-law ~

66. What can I do besides being an expert?

evil ...

67. You are a well. There are two anyway.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change the lock.

Yifei: I don't know whether you want to be a grandmother or a mother-in-law, because I haven't decided whether to have a boy or a girl.

70, Phelps cottage special waterproof machine, cottage machine, that is, cattle …

7 1, Xiaoxian: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

72. Fairy: Just like Zi Qiao's hair.

73. Youyou: You said it was just in case. What about the remaining 9999?

Yifei: I came to enjoy the moon on the balcony.

Fairy: Wow, what an exquisite reason.

...

Yifei: Then what are you doing here?

Fairy: Enjoy the sunshine.

Classic::: (1,, and so on. . Give me a minute. . Crab. Bananas. Potatoes Tony Leung Chiu Wai. Altman. Jeans. Guan Yunchang. Sima guang. The sunshine in winter. Autumn wind sweeps the leaves. Wang Xiaoming helped grandma cross the street. Alibaba and the forty thieves. AVP: Alien vs. Predator

When you are faced with two choices. The last move is to flip a coin. Not because it can give you the right choice. But because of the second you threw it in the air. You know better what you want in your heart. )