1. Throughout the ages, no one who begged for breakfast asked for breakfast. If he could get up early, he wouldn't have to beg for food.

2. Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next.

3. I hate people who just don’t understand any situation and advise you to be generous. You should stay away from this kind of person, because when lightning strikes him, you will be harmed. .

4. Wow, I stabbed you and you haven’t wiped off the blood yet. He was there: "This is no big deal, be brave."

5. Crosstalk pays attention to four skills: trapping, deceiving, abducting, and deceiving!

6. In life, everyone will eat shit, but don’t chew it. There is no shame in fighting a dog and letting the dog pass first.

7. The poor are playing with ten steel hooks on the crossroads, but they cannot hook the flesh and blood of their relatives. The rich use swords, guns and sticks in the deep mountains and old forests to defeat unjust guests and friends.

8. When someone sprays noble perfume, I can smell scum.

9. If a person is not crazy before the age of thirty, he will have no future; if he is crazy after the age of thirty, he will definitely have no future.

10. In the past, pharmacies would write, I hope no one in the world will If you are sick, you would rather put medicine on the shelf to make dust. Nowadays, pharmacies will give away 6 eggs for orders of 38 yuan or more.

11. Today’s young actors feel aggrieved after waiting for a few hours. Don't be aggrieved, the half of the remuneration you get is just for waiting. The same goes for cross talk actors, half of their money is earned by being scolded.

12. The friendship between noble and humble is manifested, and the friendship manifested through death and life.

13. The sinking of the Titanic was a huge disaster for mankind, but for the living seafood in the restaurant on the ship, it was a miracle of life.

14. Crosstalk actors fight to the end, and what they fight for is culture.

15. You think everyone is good because you haven’t met everyone yet.

16. A single thread cannot make a thread, nor a single tree can make a forest. The whole body is made of iron, and it only takes a few nails to make it.

17. Don’t compete with gentlemen for fame, and don’t compete with villains for profit. Don't fight with the powerful, don't fight with heaven and earth. If the inside is not in order, the outside will be sycophantic. Without the scattered generals of Wagang, there would be no prosperity and prosperity for the Tang Dynasty. The big thing will be over with patience. Gold is tested by fire, and people are tested by money.

18. I am not afraid that I am incompetent, I am afraid that I think I am capable.

19. Three points of ability, six points of luck, and one point of support from noble people. Give you a platform. If you replace Zhang San, you will be Zhang San. If you replace Li Si, you will be Li Si. If Li Si failed, it is because he was not allowed to come. , he may be better than Zhang San, so when it comes to a person, opportunities are too important

20. When people do good things, they always want the ghosts and gods to know, and when they do bad things, they always let the ghosts and gods not know. We It’s so embarrassing for ghosts and gods.

21. When Yue Yunpeng was going to participate in a certain program, he heard that Cao Yunjin would also participate, so Yue Yunpeng went to ask his master Guo Degang: What should I do if I meet that senior brother Cao Yunjin? Guo Degang said: "It doesn't matter. You should say hello and say hello. This is a matter between me and him, not between you and him."

22. I told the rocket scientist that your rocket is not good and the fuel is not good. I think you have to burn firewood, preferably coal, and the coal must be clean coal. Washing coal with water is not good. If the scientist looks at me, then he loses!

23. I am willing to be a dog for you, but you don’t want to, because you are afraid that I will bite you back and I will become a dragon

24. Some people say that I have changed, but in fact I am still the same as I used to be. It's just that I was covered in mud in the well, and someone was watching me by the well, and thought it was quite funny. Later, I came up, washed myself, changed my clothes, and drove away. The man at the well said that I was swollen. In fact, it's not me who's inflated, it's him who's lost.

25. It is better to suffer losses as early as possible. Smooth sailing is not a good thing; he was pampered since he was a child, and no one said any harsh words to him. When he was sixty-five years old, whoever glanced at him on the street died suddenly

26. If four crosstalkers curse at each other, if you can beat them to death you will be an artist.

27. Once you enter the rivers and lakes, your integrity is as deep as the sea. If someone praises you, don't believe it. If someone scolds you, don't listen.

28. I may not hate you, but I will never forgive you!

29. Artists are like charcoal. When half of it is black, there are still bones, and when it is all red, there is only ashes. You need to be cautious and cautious

30. I have an agreement with the Chinese cross talk community. I am responsible for the humor, and they are responsible for the taste. No one should touch anyone else's things, and no one should touch them.

31. When a child walks on the street, his mother’s craftsmanship can be seen in his dress, and his father’s upbringing can be seen in his words and actions.

32. Your shameless look has the charm of my youth.

33. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

34. Generally speaking, depressed people are serious, think too much, and are mostly good people. He didn't say that I had to hold back and think about who to harm, and I couldn't sleep all night long. Because I failed to harm others, I ended up depressed. And generally he will succeed in harming others, and he will not be depressed. Only good people can be depressed.

35. Life is nothing more than making others smile, and occasionally, making others smile.