If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!
No one in the world can "abandon" you unless you give up on yourself. Because we belong to ourselves, not others.
4. I am very happy, I have got enough pieces, and I can finally go online again!
5, legend has it that there is a kind of food that can make people feel refreshed and sweaty! That's right! This is mala Tang!
6. If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.
7. In fact, the happiest fairy tales in the world are just years spent together.
8. What do you think most about when standing in the bungee jumping place? Anyway, I want to pee most!
9. A small part of the fatigue of life comes from survival, and a small part comes from comparison.
10. Life is like a maze. We spend the first half of our lives looking for the entrance and the second half looking for the exit.
1 1. Plant watermelons grandly and harvest sesame seeds gloomily.
12, men are used to rely on, so be strong; Women are for love, so they should be hateful.
13, the love that truly belongs to you will not make you suffer, and the person who loves you will not make you suffer. Some people won the first prize with one vote, and some people were famous for writing books. Anyone who feels hard is demanding. True love makes people happy. If you feel pain, you must have made a mistake and need to end it immediately and start over.
14, come back quickly, I can't fool you alone.
15, people have to grow up. Growing up is like traveling, and the scenery along the way is always changing.
16, shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.
17, miss, the same word, both miss and miss. When I miss you the most, I realize that I miss you.
18, there is no other god in this world except me.
19, neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, no three no four, no face, no skin and no heart.
20. Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today!
2 1, all the rich are grandfathers! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!
22, the front is a dead end, eager to be around the corner.
23. Love is a habit. You are used to having him in your life, and he is used to having you in his life. I don't feel anything when I get it, but once I lose it, it's like losing everything.
24. When I was having dinner with my friend, my friend gave me a bullwhip and told me to make it up.
25. Beijing University of Science and Technology cheated me for four years, so I plan to cheat the society with the knowledge taught by Beijing University of Science and Technology for life!
26. You look infertile!
27. We need tolerance when we get along, sincerity when we love each other, sharing when we are happy, communication when we quarrel, companionship when we are lonely, comfort when we are sad, and calmness when we are angry.
28, not to be a simple and excellent person, but to be an irreplaceable person.
29. You can watch advertisements, but don't buy anything advertised.
30. I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?
3 1, there is not only one answer to many things, so we always have a way to go.
I wear a watch every time I go to physical education class, because I am the representative of physical education class!
33. I haven't eaten pork, and I haven't heard of the price increase of pork!
34, men are used to rely on, so be reliable; Women are meant to love, so be cute.
35, I finally found a way to stay young, that is, take more photos!
The food in the canteen was terrible, but after eating the food cooked by my wife, I decided to continue eating in the canteen!
37. Some people can't say anything good, but no one can replace anyone.
38. Besides teeth, there is love in the world.
39. Q: What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.
I don't care how old you are. I want to know, for love, for dreams, for energetic adventure, are you willing to take risks like a fool?
4 1, the wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the strong men will not stop diarrhea!
42. Now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many people who are not men and women!
43. Life is a big tree, and I am a small leaf. I shook it, and I was happy.
44, red goods overnight, it is concluded that it will be black overnight.
45. Doing what you like is freedom, and liking what you do is happiness.
I don't care whether you brush your teeth or not, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!
47. Try gold with fire, women with gold and men with women.
48. People who have lost their youth for ten years may still eat and sleep soundly; People who lose100000 yuan may have trouble sleeping and eating.
49. Time is really precious, just one second before the toilet was taken away by others.
I have never met a person who gets up early, is diligent, cautious and honestly complains about his bad fate. Good character, good habits and strong will will will not be defeated by assumed fate.
5 1, there is only one purpose of making money: consumption. Less money is your own, more money is everyone's, and more money is people's, so it is called RMB.
52. If a woman's company sends 1,000 yuan, she will tell her man to send 1,000 yuan and her friend to send 500 yuan. When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman that he sent 500 dollars and a friend that he sent 1,500 dollars.
53. In this life, are you here to borrow money or pay off debts?
54. If you are young but not radical, then you are a heartless person; If you are old but not conservative, then you are a brainless person.
55. There may be many women who don't eat, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous.
56. People who don't drink too much say they drink too much. People who really drank too much threw up outside!
57. Pain is everywhere. More lasting and sharper than pain, there are waiting with expectation everywhere.
58. Women save money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend on other women in the future.
59. The stupidest time for a man is to wear a suit to work for the first time, and the stupidest time for a woman is to wear a suspender skirt for the first time.
60. Because of you, there are sea monsters in Qingdao!
6 1. If you have children like Sun Zhongmou, you will find Kim Il Sung, if you find your father.
If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.
I don't know whether people will go to heaven or hell after death. I'm going to the crematorium anyway!
64. Love is like a handful of sand. The tighter you hold it, the more it dissipates.
65. Life is like wind and rain, and it goes like dust.
66. The arrival of the god of luck is often because you persisted for a period of time, took a few more steps, found another road and turned a corner.
67. When men make money, they want to divorce their wives. When a man can't make money, his wife wants to divorce him.
68. I really don't know whether the current game is for people or for people.
69. Being rich does not mean being noble; Education does not represent quality; Image does not represent connotation; Poverty does not mean inferiority; Age does not mean confidence!
70, don't talk to me about fantasy, quit!