2. Zhang Shaogang, the host, said that I can't win prizes anywhere. Indeed, I admit that I can only write a little comedy. I have no choice but to write a little comedy and come here to be a player. I also want to > No one can, honestly be a host.
3. Why do you look so ordinary but so confident?
4. Let him go now, I'll just wait for him in the valley.
5. Women should be more jealous to keep men's hearts.
6. It is not difficult to build a good relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, but it costs money.
7. housework is a woman's business, and even the voice of the sweeping robot is all female. As soon as the machine is turned on, it starts cleaning. I feel that if it is set to a male voice, he will only say: OK, I'll sweep it later! And then stuck motionless on the sofa.
8. "As a woman, I don't care what you want as long as I want to give."
9. Those people all want to win, and they are scrambling to choose me, which makes me under great pressure. I have never been competed by so many men in my life.
1. If you really love it, you should do it regardless of the consequences.
11. Ask me why I don't find a boyfriend. Then why don't you go to Tsinghua? Don't you like it?
12. When you do something bad, people say it's from your heart. You have done a good deed, and others praise you for it.
13. Robbery by a taxi driver: No.2 Youth: You can do anything, can you stop the meter first
14. Everyone will ask girls to wear a formal makeup, but no one will ask boys to develop eight formal abdominal muscles.
15. Girls must be rich, and economic independence is very important. Even if there is nothing one day, you still have money.
16. After being in debt, the creditors are most concerned about their health. When they are hospitalized with a slight cold, they will be nervous: "Lao Luo, are you still there? Are you still there?"
17. If the boss dares to let me light candles to work overtime, I really can't guarantee that only candles are lit in the office.
18. If you don't have any work in your hand, you should show that you have all work in your hand. Later, I learned that this is called an intangible performance in the performance.
Take stock of philosophical sentences in talk shows (Part II)
19. My family is from Tieling. Since then, I have been lovelorn. My mother said, go back to Tieling, my job is ruined, go back to Tieling, and Weibo has lost his job. It doesn't matter what Einstein thinks. In my mother's eyes, Tieling is the end of the universe.
2. I rented a house of 15 square meters. What is the concept of 15 square meters? Without the concept, such a big house can't hold the concept!
21. After all, it is difficult for the same species to understand this level.
22. In order to urge themselves to lose weight, some people wrote "Don't lose ten pounds, don't change their heads" on WeChat. It's really no strength at all. It's better to change it to "Don't lose ten pounds and don't change your underwear", such as Wang Jianguo, whose underwear is almost burst.
23. Home is a place to talk about love, not reason.
24. You look so ordinary, you need a craft to accompany you in the future.
25. Nowadays, many girls have body anxiety. Being in poor shape is immoral. Many people will say that being fat is depravity.
26. "The biggest disease in my heart comes from other people's comments."
27. But after getting married, I found that I had a lot to talk about during the hour when I was dating him. But she and I have 24 hours to talk about.
28. If you beat a monster, you will get a gift. The world is as simple as that.
29. In this world, you only need to know two things. 1. There are definitely people in this world who are smart without studying, who live well without hard work and can be happy even without money. Second, that person is definitely not you.
3. Philosophy: Love wisdom, in order to absorb nutrients and cultivate people's wisdom when reading.
31. If love and friendship leave you. Then a person is like being exiled. Go far away.
32. I changed the nickname of QQ to your name and signature, and changed it to your favorite lyrics. I designed the QQ show to look like you, so you noticed me and reported that I was a liar pretending to be you.
33. You can be the protagonist even if you are ordinary, even if it is only for a few minutes.
34. Look down on life and death, and apologize if you refuse to accept it.
35. Some people say that he has made unimaginable efforts. Is it easier to work hard or imagine? It is not that you underestimate my efforts, but that you underestimate my imagination.
36. In order to grab the sense of existence, I often suddenly stand up and sit down in class. When the teacher asked me what I was doing, I said I would adjust the angle of my long pants.
Take stock of philosophical sentences in talk shows (Part 3)
37. It is a wise man who can take a straight detour, because he has found a shortcut; it is an open-minded man who can take a straight bend, because he has seen more scenery.
38. Positive energy is still old and spicy. Hit the pain point with laughter and reconcile with life with humor.
39. After leaving the campus, we all drank and lived in a muddle.
4. You can't live this life by listening to so many truths. You might as well live this life with a smile.
41. A man never worries about his future until he finds a wife, while a woman often worries about her future until she finds a husband.
42. As far as human defects are concerned, I'm sure I'm sick. But the world seems to remind me that I am sick all the time. I suddenly want to tell the world that we are all sick, but my illness is more obvious.
43. In this era when everything is fastidious, too many people like to judge people by their appearances, and only take good-looking skins, but don't believe in interesting souls.
44. I brought joy to the world, and my boss brought money home.
45. When I buy clothes, I see expensive clothes, and I never dare to try them on. If they don't fit, forget it, but what if they fit?
47. I once put a ring on the finger of a girl I like in front of the whole class and asked her if she could marry me. At that moment, I suddenly felt that the girl's mind was not so difficult to understand. At that moment, I seemed to know a little bit about her thoughts, and she wanted me to get out of here a little bit.
48. Marriage is not a commitment to the other party, nor a constraint on others, but a constraint on oneself.
49. Tell yourself a word-if you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.
5. If I can be a better self for a few days, I have to be a worse self for a few days to take a break. Being a better self is too tired.
51. "In this world, there are no absolute good things and no absolute bad things. For example, I am being scolded now."
52. The sky never left my trace, but I chased it.
53. Don't live in the stereotype of people in society and ignore those who tell you what to do or what not to do, which will lead to your mental health.
54. Actually, I can't be love rat, and neither can love rat, because I think I can't hide it if I cheat, because my acting style is too exaggerated.
55. I love you. It's my business, none of your business.
classic talk show sentence full of philosophy of life
classic talk show sentence full of philosophy of life (Part 1)
1. He obviously only loves an apple, but you gave him a car full of watermelons, and the other party didn't want to accept it, so you have to blame him for being ungrateful.
2. The second place is the biggest loser, because everyone knows that you have failed.
3. Love belongs to the brave who dare to give and take, and the brave must have the courage to admit defeat.
4. Nowadays, many girls have body anxiety. Being in poor shape is immoral, and many people will say that being fat is depravity.
5. I told my mother something and she talked back to me. I told her logic, and she told me about my wings. Everyone else cares about whether I fly high or not, and only she cares about whether my wings are hard or not.
6. Love is a war. I'm not afraid of being hurt, but you are unhappy.
7. In fact, the difficulty is not terrible. What is terrible is that there is no one to share it with you.
8. When children are not sensible, it is the most direct and cruel to hurt others.
9. Philosophy: Love wisdom, in order to absorb nutrients and cultivate people's wisdom when reading.
1. The sense of existence is not brushed out, but earned.
11. Every time the subway opens, several people drop off. I decided to bring a cactus to work, and then when I got off the subway, I saw how it was aloe.
12. owing 1 yuan to the bank is your own trouble, and if you owe 6 million to the bank, it will be the bank's trouble.
13. It is not difficult to build a good relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, but it costs money.
14. Why do you look so ordinary but so confident?
15. People can't practice invincible armor until they are scarred. Brother is so abstract, and it's still spring. What are you afraid of?
16. The difference between marriage and love is real.
17. You can't live this life by listening to so many truths. You might as well live this life with a smile.
18. If a woman is better than you, I think we should sincerely praise her and ask her to do more.
19. All teenagers will be mature, but if you forget that teenager completely, it's a pity.
2. Whether you work hard or not is a personal choice. If you live according to your own understanding, you are the first party in life.
21. You can't live this life by listening to so many truths. You might as well live your life with a smile.
22. It doesn't matter what others say about you. You don't live for others.
23. Every time my brother asks me, sister, why don't you find a boyfriend? I would ask my brother, why don't you go to Tsinghua? Is it because you don't like it?
24. Men will be tired of your beauty, but you won't be tired of men's money.
classic talk show sentences full of philosophy of life (Part II)
25. Women also need to pay, work hard, and even redouble their efforts to succeed, just like men.
26. My wife always asks me: Is there always a piece of clothes missing in my closet? Yes, you always buy skirts.
27. If the boss dares to let me light candles to work overtime, I really can't guarantee that only candles are lit in the office.
28. When I was in the United States, the following team took a week to finish the work. When I returned to China, almost the team said it would take three days to finish it. I thought I heard it wrong: Three days? ! The opposite thought I was too slow, so I said ok, plus overtime, two days is fine.
29. People who can't tell red from green are physiologically color-blind, but once they are willing to become "mentally color-blind", the society will be out of order.
3. In many cases, compromise is not a sacrifice of principle, and in many cases, compromise is just to make concessions in order to adhere to principle.
31. Only pay for useful things.
32. Sometimes, love is a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.
33. The most helpless love in this world is that I love you, but the way I love you has nothing to do with you.
34. such a person belongs to "mental color blindness", that is, he knows it clearly, but he just doesn't perform it.
35. When you fall in love with someone, you also give this person the right to hurt you!
36. "I am a rational fan, and those are all willing!"
37. When you are young, you don't run amok, but you are bold and presumptuous. Why do you have a topic when you are old?
38. I rented a house of 15 square meters. What is the concept of 15 square meters? Without the concept, such a big house can't hold the concept!
39. despite your careful irrigation, I say you don't love if you don't love.
4. I think the biggest loneliness is that people around you don't understand you.
41. Don't live in the stereotype of people in society and ignore those who tell you what to do or what not to do, which will lead to your mental health.
42. If you treat your father as a brother, your relationship with your mother will become very good, because people say that women who are good brothers are pleasing to the eye.
43. Life is like this. When you fly high, you may forget that you have to fall.
44. But in this world, there is no perfection, only unique and useful evaluations can be adopted, but useless ones, just listen.
45. Li Dan, a friend, looks like a friend from a distance, but looks like a friend from a close distance. If you beat him and scold him, he won't leave until you drag him.
46. The world kisses you with pain, so don't sing back.
47. Everyone sees me, but they don't know who I am. This is my setup.
48. If being a parent is a formal job, who wants to do this stupid job?
summary of talk show copywriting with brilliant philosophy (45 articles)
talk show copywriting with brilliant philosophy (article 1)
1. Luck is just a courtesy of the winner, and you never know how many nights of hard support are hidden behind her understated "I'm just lucky".
2. The company toilet is the only small corner where everyone can enjoy happiness freely.
3. The difference between marriage and love is true.
4. Reading is to enjoy high-level happiness, and high-level happiness does not affect low-level happiness. But if we only pay attention to the bottom, we will never know how happy we are to look up.
5. Most people are pseudo-lonely. They are like a pot of boiling water, shouting loneliness in their mouths, but the waves are rolling inside.
6. The less choices you have, the less regrets you have.
7. This tab stuck on her finger. I was so blessed at that time that I said, look how predestined we are. It's a miracle of fate. After she listened, she gritted her teeth and pulled the tab down! Fate does not produce miracles, but strength produces miracles.
8. If you look at the same thing from another angle, you can see different answers and find different values.
9. You don't have any work in your hand, so show that your hand is full of work. Later, I learned that this is called "non-physical performance" in the performance.
1. People have to fool themselves to survive.
11. I want to say to those who don't like me that I don't like you either.
12. When a foreigner has no money in Beijing, you will be particularly poor.
13. But after getting married, I found that I had a lot to talk about during the hour when I was dating him. But she and I have 24 hours to talk about.
14. I changed the nickname of QQ to your name and signature, and changed it to your favorite lyrics. I designed the QQ show to look like you, so you noticed me and reported that I was a liar pretending to be you.
15. Love makes people warm. The warm word is a day and a love. More love every day will make our days warm.
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