2, people must have temper to have ambition.

3, as long as the kung fu is deep, the shit is also serious.

I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

5. Your new love is someone else's whore.

It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face.

I know everything, but I just want to sleep with you.

8. If you use honey trap, I will cooperate with you.

9. You should be fat with a clear conscience. Being thin is someone else's business.

10, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, and it is actually burnt.

1 1, the first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

You are handsome when you smoke, but you will die young.

Don't use honey traps on me, or I'll play along.

14, that boy, dare not be like me, is purely looking for a pumping type.

15, money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

16, work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

17, honey, be nice to me, or I won't have your son.

18. My quilt is so soft, fragrant and comfortable. Do you want to cover it together?

19, I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I laughed a nose bubble.

20. When you are with me, it will look good if you hold hands with me.

2 1, don't speak ill of others in front of me, or I will speak ill of others.

22. Life is not only immediate, but also an invitation from my predecessor.

23. Invisible things are terrible, but isn't the human heart more terrible?

24. I am really a playboy. Just after the summer vacation, I think about the winter vacation.

25. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

If you can appreciate my strangeness, you will be as lovely as me.

27. Pay attention to details, and start with small things, because you can't do big things at all.

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all my money in advance.

30. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

3 1, if you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

There is only one requirement for me to find a partner: I can live in harmony with other partners.

34. Silence is golden. I was silent for so long, but I didn't see the gold.

35. Every woman has one of the most common mistakes, and that is capriciousness.

36. I never use cosmetics. The secret of staying young is to lie about your age.

37. An impulsive person like me should get a good beating to calm down.

38. Because it is said that the worm that gets up early is eaten by birds, I decided not to get up early in the future.

39. If you have time to worry about what you love, it is better to think more about how to get rid of poverty and get rich.

40. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

4 1, don't fall in love with someone because of brain water, in case the water runs dry one day.

42. You can get a good job by investing in the right resume; You don't have to work if you have the right child.

43. He said he wouldn't let you suffer a little injustice, but he didn't break his word and made you suffer a lot.

44. Sometimes I think I like you very much. That feeling is like eating too much and bursting.

You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

46, failure is success * * *, then I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

47. I can tolerate that your oath is false, but I can't tolerate that even the money you gave is false.

48. If someone thinks you are stupid, you can continue to be stupid. Anyway, if you are idle, let him play!

49. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt was covered horizontally.

50. Since I saw your household registration photo, I realized that it was so simple to give up someone I like.

5 1, there are two kinds of people in the world who are the most charming: one is like me, and the other is like me.

52. People who talk funny and have a good temper are really impeccable, such as me.

53. When I went to the bank for a card in senior three, the counter gave me a list. The type of certificate I fill in is: rectangle.

If you think you can get me, you can try, and I'll let you know what you want.

55. Let's break up. In fact, I never told you that I copied the love letter from the next-door class Xiaohong.

56. My friend said that my stomach was black. I decisively lifted my coat and pointed to his snow-white belly. It's white.

57. I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has told me clearly!

58. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

59. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

Behind a successful man, there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss, there must be a group of unlucky employees.

6 1, I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will open them for you halfway.

62. A real warrior dares to be greedy when he is fat, stay up late when he is sleepy, stay up late when he is poor, and stay up late when he is idolized. Don't stay up because he is ugly.

63. I spit it out and posted it on the computer. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope the internet speed doesn't stop like I said.

64. When people ask me if I'm busy, I always say I'm busy. According to my experience, if you say you are not busy, the other party will make you busy nine times out of ten.

65. An old man fainted as soon as he got on the bus. As a conductor, how can I sit back and watch? I tried my best to wake up the old man and ask him to make up the ticket.

66. When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't blame him in a hurry, but reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, think about how to pass it on to him.

67. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. There are barbecues and desserts all over the street, and no one can dissuade them. I can't help but walk into a room and gain several pounds.

68. I saw a sister kneeling on the ground and writing a line on the ground in front of her: it costs two yuan to take a taxi. I looked at the sister, but sighed and turned away. You didn't take two dollars with you when you went out, and you still had a piece of chalk in your pocket. Are you a fool?

69. Why do people always like nostalgia so much and miss childhood so much? Mainly because I was not as poor and ugly as my friends around me when I was a child. Can you believe it? There is always a girl coming into this world to torture you.