1. If the left eye jumps, the peach blossom will bloom; if the right eye jumps, the chrysanthemum will bloom.

2·You must log in to me tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the monument.

3·I know a dozen different ways to die.

4·Life is like a drama, one person loves one, and another one gets married and has children. Very normal.

5·I will definitely be chopped into potato chips.

6·Since ancient times, no one has ever died. Everyone has to die if he dies early or dies late.

7·Now the uncooked rice has been cooked into porridge.

8. Death is not scary, sitting and waiting for death is scary.

9·The opinions are unanimous and I have the final say. If there is a disagreement, she has the final say.

10·Oh my god, I can’t even wash myself off after I jumped into the Sea of ??Japan.

11·Meeting and parting are like turning around, one after another, forming a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that it is too difficult to see each other again.

12·You are really more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

13·A strong life does not need explanation!

14·How can you say that he is out of his mind? The premise is that you also need to have a brain.

15·Three cobblers stink Zhuge Liang to death.

16·Well said, I said a lot, but I didn’t understand much.

17. I am a good man. I am Zeng Xiaoxian.

18. I am Brother Zeng. I told you.

Believe me. Believe me. . .

19·I will kill you with a mouthful of salt soda

20·Opportunities are coming to me like raindrops. But I escaped one by one

21. Face it, life is often much more tasteful than those idol dramas.

22·Help me cut the carrots into cubes

23·Whatever your identity, you have an ID card

24·Bet me, no It depends on what you want, but on what I have...

25·Hitting people does not advocate hitting people in the face, we are brothers, as long as you dare to use violence against any one of us, the other two of us will Yes, call the police.

26·Spit is for counting money, not for reasoning.

27·It is always bad to quarrel, why not just have a duel?

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30·What is the difference between this and reincarnation directly? !

31. If you are driving a car and Xiaohong and Xiaoming are sitting in the car, who is the owner of the car? Answer: Yes

32. You can escape the monk, but you cannot escape the abbot.

33·I really want to install a toilet in your head and flush all the disgusting things out of your mind. . . Then his whole brain will be washed away

34. He can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, kill the wooden horse, climb the wall, drive a car, buy a bungalow, fight with the mistress, and fight Win the gangster

35·We are two ambitious young people standing on the street who are about to release our ideals

36·When I become the emperor, I will make you the prince.

37·This drama is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is so talented. He must have graduated from a school for the mentally retarded. The plot he wrote was worse than a sheep's voice, and even the amoeba couldn't survive the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and pigs is that pigs can't turn into humans at will, but he turns into a pig every now and then. I guessed he wrote the script using pig's trotters, and I suggested he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

38·Whose child is not good for you? Is the road a place for rubber band jumping?

39·Xiaoxian: No, "The Devil's Stepmother" only has 24 episodes. .

Sekiya: But you have also watched 40 episodes of "Where is My Mother", 80 episodes of "Don't Cry After Divorce", and 160 episodes of "Being a Wife and a Mother-in-law" . Congratulations...you have experienced a woman's life...

40·Question: What are the four sentences that Monk Sha said the most in Journey to the West?

Answer: 1. Senior brother, the master was captured by the monster

2. Senior brother, the second senior brother was captured by the monster

3. Senior brother , the master and second senior brother were kidnapped by monsters

4. Second senior brother, the master was kidnapped by monsters

41. Question: A turtle got out of its shell and took it apart again I built one, then got in and lived in it, and took some health care products

Answer: Calcium within calcium

Ask again: The turtle got out of its shell again, took it apart and built a new one. Then he got in and lived again

Another answer: New cover in the middle cover

Ask again: The turtle got out of its shell again, took it apart and built a new one, and then got in Stay here and take some health care products

Answer: Juneng Calcium

42·Freeze three feet, it cannot be frozen except in a microwave oven

43·Life is about living and living. , the rest is just floating clouds.

44·Don’t give the right to speak to your opponent, the drama is stolen from you.

45·Your explanation is a cover-up, what you cover up is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of evil

46·If you don't play according to common sense, if Conan is alive, he will be angry and become a Maori villain Goro's.

47·You are a sheep. You went off track at the beginning, and you can never come back, right?

48·Sekiya: Giant Dragon, you are 2 years short, and you will always be 2 years short.

I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my mean brother, perfect love.

49·I am a small stream, always flowing forward, small streams, small streams, never stopping.

50·Love without the purpose of marriage is just playing hooligan

51·When you fall down and only have one bar of blood left, call Brother Xin Zeng three times and you will be resurrected on the spot.

52·Listen to other people’s stories and shed your own tears.

53·Counting sheep is something foreigners do because sheep and sleep are homophones. Counting dumplings is a homophone to sleep..

54·People will play many roles in their lives. If If you are unhappy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you, so don’t lose it.

55·If my relationship fails, it will be the other person lying on the ground.

56·Believe it or not, I can guess the brand of perfume you use! Is it Georg

Armani? [no! ]; Is that Christian Dior or Chanel No.5? [Neither! ]; Isn’t it European? [It's Six

God! ]; This brand is quite rare! Is it American? [Liu Shen, I bought it from the supermarket...]

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders who are like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates who are like pigs.

57·If you slip on a banana peel, get up and continue stepping on it, because it will stop slipping if it breaks.

This is not a turning point in life, it is a breaking point

58·Don’t worry! Master, senior brother will come to save us!

59· Nowadays, those who can’t sing have gone to sing, those who can’t sing have gone to write books, those who can’t write books have gone to act, and those who can’t act have gone to sing again. The entertainment industry is a circle.

60·Xiaoxian: I am Brother Zeng, you believe me! You believe me!

Hmph, I can’t feel his pulse, my veterinary license is white-collar

61·I just want to go to the toilet~~~~

62·Hand Use a kitchen knife to cut the wires, causing sparks and lightning along the way.

63·Do all these handsome guys have to look like me?

64·Host: Do you usually play video games?

Xiao Xian: Occasionally

Host: Star or World of Warcraft?

Xiaoxian:. . . . . . . . . even! even! look!

65·Don’t trust women. Women who appear gentle often hide a violent heart.

66·The word "love" is very magical. The upper part is taken from the meaning of abnormality, and the lower part is taken from the meaning of abnormality.

67·This is the road to success, but it is still under construction, remember to wear a safety helmet