Chapter 1

1. A girl in the blooming season has followed me till now. From the time when the flowers are in full bloom to the present haggard state, although she has a bad temper, it is not her fault. She is forced by the pressure of life. If she has a car when she goes out and a servant when she comes home, will she look down on me? In this big city full of material comforts, she is willing to follow me. For such a person with nothing, I should be grateful for her tolerance. Love her and make her happy.

2. Two cows per acre of land, a wife and children, but you have to have land first. Only with land and cows can you attract a wife and have children. Even farmers understand this!

3. The sorrow of life is to turn new love into old love, and turn impulse into habit.

4. What is marriage? Marriage is just a cent. Marriage is firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. Marriage is about peeling off the beautiful love, showing off the scars and stretch marks inside

5. Stocks are still going up and down, so how come the property market keeps rising? The newspaper said two days ago that the property market has gone up. It may fall, but someone will immediately speak out, saying that Shanghai's property market has just entered spring, and it is still spring. It’s already swollen like this. Don’t let it turn into summer. Don’t we all want to live? I’m so embarrassed!

6. Seaweed: The Buddha said that only by looking back at the past life can we change this life. Only by passing by each other and looking back at the past life can we exchange for a fateful meeting in this life this year. How many times can we look back at each other if we are lying in bed now? Xiaobei: We didn't do anything in our last life. , just looked back.

7. A pack of diapers costs more than 100, and a can of milk powder costs more than 100. There are two-way charges for entry and exit, which is more cruel than China Mobile.

8. Twenty-five years old, not yet married, with a bright future.

9. Forty thousand yuan is still *, and if you get 60,000 yuan, you will be my mother. If you don’t have a penny, you will probably be *.

10. I want to improve my life, I don’t eat noodles, I want to eat instant noodles!

11. If he has the ability, I also want to support him like an ancestor, but He is just a pig's intestines, which cannot be pulled up. Others are moving up every day, but he is moving down every day.

12. I really admire those double agents. They can shuttle among several men without any obstacles. What kind of revolutionary fighters they must be. That kind of mentality must be like the water of Honghu Lake, able to withstand wind and waves.

Chapter 2

1. In fact, being locked up in a detention center is a kind of protection for oneself, because if he is released, life may be worse than death, at least in prison. The police killed you in a civilized manner, but in the hands of his wife - Su Chun has now begun to recall the top ten murderers of the Qing Dynasty.

2. Don’t talk about uncooked rice being cooked into cooked rice. Now you are just uncooked rice being cooked into popcorn. If people want to run away, they will still run away.

3. Literature? Literature is the coriander on the fish. It looks good with fish and coriander. Without fish, can you eat a plate of coriander?

4. Do you think I want to be a shrew? What woman doesn’t want to be elegant and sit beautifully? What kind of man determines what you have? Such a fate depends on the man you marry. Even if I am a shrew, I was trained by Su Chun.

5. Because shopping is no less pleasurable for women than it is for men, you cannot narrowly reduce shopping from the spiritual level to a simple material level

6 , There is no current housing price, only higher, higher and higher.

7. What is happiness? Happiness is the shreds of meat on the head of chopsticks. If he has you in his heart, it is happiness.

8. Happiness is something you can be assured of, a kind of trust, and a willingness to live and die. You may not notice it at ordinary times, but at critical moments it will pop out and make you feel it. I always thought that my love had been worn away by life. I didn't know until Su Chun's accident that we were in the same boat for the rest of our lives. Let alone sharing the sweetness, it is definitely possible to avoid the bitterness.

9. It only takes one second to fall in love with someone. But it takes a lifetime to practice this word of love. Let me ask you, are you really willing to spend your whole life practicing the word love you just blurted out?

Chapter 3

1. Woman, if you have a child, this is not the case. A woman is a mother first, and a she-wolf second.

2. Never believe in love again. Love is all a trick played by men to deceive women. The words "Give me my heart to you and you will always have me" are all the tricks of a poor pauper. He didn't have anything left, so he just said some sweet words. When a man loves a woman, don't say anything first. First give him a wad of money to make the woman feel safe, and then give him a house. At least after you hurt the woman, even though her heart is lost. , but her body is secure, this is called a man, this is what a man does.

3. Today’s society is too realistic and cruel. No one thinks that family ties are important anymore. But let me tell you, any problem that money can solve is not a big problem. In this life, there are many troubles that cannot be solved, such as birth, old age, illness and death, such as betrayal and separation, such as intrigues, such as no longer falling in love. All of this is much more serious than a house or money. A person can bear financial debts, but cannot bear emotional debts.

If you bear a financial debt, you have hope of repaying it, but if you bear an emotional debt, you may feel guilty until you die.

4. Guo Haizao: Actually, I still like him a little. Being with him is quite exciting.

5. Guo Haiping: Exciting? What kind of excitement? Really exciting? People, only when you are young can you dare to squander your youth like this. When you reach my age, you will know that when you have As long as she has an honest husband, obedient children, and a stable place to live, it is such a blessing to have sex in her own bed, not in someone else's bed, worrying that she will be caught at any time.

6. All ideals are shining before money is involved. As soon as money is involved, ideals become dreams.

7. Consumption must be in line with Europe and the United States, and income must be in line with Africa. This is called an all-round three-dimensional integration, holding the yellow on the left and grasping the blue on the right. One small hand holds the developed countries, and the other Holding backward countries with small hands and becoming the middle force in the world is the most consistent with the golden mean.

8. Haiping has finally entered the ranks of 'millionaires'. The extreme poverty now is worse than being robbed by robbers. Even if they are robbers, they just empty your pockets, but now Fortunately, even the soul has been hollowed out.

9. Are we lazy? How diligent should we Chinese be? Compared with you Japanese, the reason why we are not so developed today is not because we are lazy, but because we don’t know how to do it. aggression.

If we were like you, sweeping away the entire Asia and taking all the good things of others as our own, we would have been developed long ago!