1. Please give me a sentence that describes your upset. It should be humorous, not the ones uploaded on the Internet. Thank you.
1. Don’t talk about love easily. The promise you make is the debt you owe!
2. There are endless tears of lovesickness and red beans thrown away, and endless spring willows and spring flowers fill the painting building.
3. If you insist on taking simple things seriously, you will be very painful.
4. Happiness is an action, what you give is just a concept.
5. I am alone in the corner of the world, and even loneliness is laughing at me for being too degenerate.
6. My trouble is like a grain of sand in my shoe. Although it is small, it is a big obstacle in my progress.
7. Throw away the memories and be a heartless woman.
8. Get out. With my last mercy...
9. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.
10. You take your overpass and I take my underpass.
11. Draw a circle on the spot to tell you that you are trapped in my heart.
12. I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.
13. If the enemy makes you angry, it means you are not sure of defeating him yet. 2. Looking for funny and depressing sentences?
1. Couplets. Horizontal comment: Marshal Tianpeng. First couplet: Those who are above are handsome. Ask the next couplet.
Answer: Let her answer: This is a pig.
2. Brainteaser: There was a pig being chased to be slaughtered. It was running, encountered an intersection, and then bumped into it and died. Why?
Answer: Let her guess. Finally, he told her that pigs cannot make sharp turns. (She doesn’t know how to do brain teasers).
3. If she is not convinced, ask another brain teaser: 500 men, one sports equipment?
Answer: Lead (thousand) balls.
4. A man in gold clothes is walking on the road. What is it?
Answer: Yiming (name) Jinren.
5. A dog stops barking after walking across a single-plank bridge. What is it?
Answer: Never forget what you have seen (Wood).
6. I am the hoeer, and you are the noon. (The "day" for hoeing is at noon)
7. I am Qingming, and you are Hetu. (Qingming "Up" River Picture)
8. Story 1: There was a shark in the ocean that only ate things weighing less than 100 kilograms. A 99-jin female turtle was targeted. She thought She found a way to cooperate with a 1-pound fish and let the fish hide in her shell. Finally, the shark was surprised why it suddenly gained 1 pound. Then, after careful observation, it discovered the small fish. Then asked: What are you doing? Be silent for a while and tell her that I am telling a story to the female turtle.
9. Story 2: There is an interesting couple. Once, a man was playing a game, and the woman was watching and pointing randomly. The man thought the woman was annoying, so he slapped her and said, "I am playing the game or you are playing." Once again, a couple went shopping. The woman took a fancy to several pieces of clothing and didn’t know which one to buy. The man said this was the one, and the woman slapped her and said, "Should I buy something or you?"...
You don’t speak, wait... (and pretend to think), just ask your girlfriend and then, or say anything. Just give her a slap (of course, in a joking manner) and say, "I tell the story or you tell the story." 3. Funny, hilarious, verses, sentences
Brother Zeng is divorced from his ex-wife Li Yuchun.
The business girl didn’t know the hatred of her country’s subjugation. She was still singing nunchucks across the river.
When the time comes to say goodbye, I will know the Pegasus Meteor Boxing.
The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying. My dearest love in my life is King Adi.
I left as gently as I came.
I shook the sack without bringing it with me. I took a cabbage and touched the stove with my left hand. There was a pot on the stove, and there was water in the pot. The water was poisonous
The village girl who always hated me had no place to look for, and I didn’t know where to turn.
History Tailong walked to Huayin County at night, and Lu Tiha punched Edison Chen
Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall, and White Lady flooded Jinshan Powerword
When did the two lovers embrace each other? Watching the fun from the sidelines
I looked for him thousands of times in the crowd, but suddenly I looked back and found that person at the canteen at the door
It was difficult to say goodbye when we met, and the whole family of XX was mentally retarded. Asking what love is in the world will make people feel like vomiting after eating.
To catch a thief, catch the king first; to curse someone, curse the mother first.
Rich people will eventually get married, and lovers will suffer for life
You can be cheap, very cheap, God behaves cheaply, and a gentleman will not hesitate to be humble.
Fei The stream flows down three thousand feet, it is suspected that the poop did not bring paper
If the sky is sentimental, the sky will be old, if a man is sentimental, he will die early
If the sky is sentimental, the sky will be old, and he will be struck by thunder every day Worrying about the unsatisfactory life in the world, the anthurium of the Ming Dynasty moved the clear waves
I know how life is like everywhere, after eating the chicken feet and gnawing the pig's trotters
Li Bai didn't give any money when he took a boat, and the boatman once Kick off the boat.
The water in Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep. I don’t know whether Li Bai is dead or not.
People are divided into three, six or nine grades and meat is divided into three layers
Tianma Meteor Boxing specializes in treating tracheitis
Once successful, the speech is incoherent
< p> Chirp again chirp, Mulan is playing games in front of the machine under the moonlight, eh, it's frost on the ground.The bust is less than the upper circumference, but the waist circumference is more than the lower
Lovers will eventually become parents...
Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed.
Unexpectedly, the person was gone at that time, leaving toilet paper to reflect his heart. The hero was saddened by the beauty, and the beauty was named Zhao Benshan.
There are so many beauties that have been bowed down by countless heroes.
It takes ten years to grow a man, but it takes a hundred years to grow a koala
I can’t see through others’ laughter, but I can see others wearing nothing.
When Guo Jingming comes at night, he knows how many flowers have fallen
It is better to go down to the Zhulou with new makeup, and Brother Li Yuchun is worried about ghosts.
Beauty and pride must be enjoyed to the fullest, so it is better to eat soft food together. Develop sports and increase people's weight.
Blue sky, yellow flower land, high temperature and high pressure catalyst 4. The funniest verses
A young man in Qingshan Qingshui spent three years in a miserable school.
It is better to go home and farm instead of wasting time and money. When people are in the classroom, their hearts are outside, and they are always thinking about falling in love.
A family of three left school when their studies failed and love failed. 1. The mobile phone is empty and the money is empty. Life is not easy.
2 The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and there are cockroaches in the school cafeteria. 3 Brother won the game, but lost his life.
4. Others suffer from asthma, but you suffer from asthma. 5 Living with wooden money is living with other people’s money.
6 Time + money = picking up gold (time money) + picking up money (time money) 7 If you are not clean, flies will fall in love with you. Call me 951449011 64831848. Smoking is good for your health, gambling is good for your mind.
Worry with the bobblehead and practice your skills in fighting. He robs, practices long-distance running, and eats without vegetables.
Save money and fall in love. 5. Famous sayings about troubles from ancient and modern times at home and abroad
Famous sayings about troubles 1. Everyone has his own troubles.
Everyone’s troubles are caused according to their own size, but everyone’s troubles are different. ——[French] Romain Rolland: "Mother and Son" 2. Vulgar people are easy to be happy, and after being happy, they are easy to get upset; a shallow and short stream can overflow and dry up in just an instant - Tibetan 3 , People who shiver due to cold can best appreciate the warmth of the sun.
People who have experienced the troubles of life understand the preciousness of life best. ——American poet and humanist Whitman, "Leaves of Grass" 4. Only by experiencing all kinds of troubles can you experience all kinds of joy.
——[Japan] Daisaku Ikeda: "Women's Proverbs" 5. Smart people don't pay attention to things they can't get, and they don't worry about them. ——Jo Herbert 6. Right and wrong are just for talking more, and troubles are all caused by being strong.——Folk proverb 7. Only the weak in life will pray like this: "Extinguish my feelings full of troubles!"—— Anonymous 8. Trouble is a form of pain unknown to other animals.
——[Germany] Schopenhauer: "The Wisdom of Life" 9. I asked stupidly: Since God has deprived me of my sight, does he still want me to work hard during the day? ——[Greek] Milton: "Lamenting Blindness" 10. A wise person does not pay attention to things that are impossible for him to obtain, nor does he worry about them. ——[English] Hubbard 11. A person who has a shallow understanding of human nature and does not change his temperament but changes everything else in order to be happy will not only waste his life in vain, but will often increase the distress he originally intended to eliminate.
——[English] Colton 12. It is best never to bother you until the trouble bothers you. Otherwise you will only make your troubles more troublesome.
——[Beauty] Kepple: "Trouble" 13. For a person with a high degree of self-awareness and a profound and penetrating soul, pain and trouble are his necessary temperaments. ——Russian writer Dostoyevsky's famous sayings about troubles 14. Without troubles, there will be no progress. Troubles are the driving force for progress.
——[Japan] Daisaku Ikeda: "Message to Youth" 15. Parents should be good at hiding all their joys, worries and fears in front of their children. ——[English] Bacon: "On Family" 16. People are always funny when they are alive, even their troubles are funny.
--American writer and revisionist Henry? Mencken 17. Nobles and sluts alike have their own troubles.
——[English] Dickens: "Hard Times" 18. When you are troubled by all kinds of troubles and your whole person is nervous, should I boldly tell you that you can change you with your own willpower? state of mind.
——[Beauty] Carnegie: "A Perfect Life" 19. All tired people curse the sun, thinking that the value of trees is only - shade. ——[Germany] Nietzsche: "The Decision of the Weary" 20. Read history and try to expand your vision to a thousand years away - from an eternal point of view, you will find "your" troubles How insignificant.
——[American] Carnegie: "The Perfect Life" 21. "Drink it. After drinking this bowl of soup, you will forget all the pain, trouble and hatred." I knocked it over with my hand. Bowl, said to the ghost soldier: "No, I have to keep all the pain, troubles and hatred in my heart, otherwise I will lose any benefits when I return to the world."
——Nobel Prize winner, writer Mo Yan's "Life and Death Fatigue" 22. The troubles in the world fill my mind, and I wonder how these big and small cars can carry them. ——Wang Shifu, playwright of the Yuan Dynasty, "The Romance of the West Chamber" 23. Entertainment itself is not a sin; however, things that can bring necessary fun will also leave behind many times more troubles than the fun itself.
——Ancient Greek philosopher and atheist Epicurus 24. Worry, worry, and trouble are all troubles. ——[Chinese] Zou Taofen: "Collected Works of Zou Taofen" 25. Good girls make boys bored, and bad girls make boys annoyed.
——British writer Oscar Wilde 26. Wealth cannot alleviate the worries and troubles in people’s hearts ——Tillobus 27. Friendship can enhance pleasure and alleviate pain, precisely because it can multiply our joy and share our troubles. ——Edison 28. Never get peace, never get satisfaction, always pursue things that you can never get, plot plans, worries and troubles will always linger in your mind - no matter how bizarre it is, one thing is clear. ’s: That is an irresistible force. It is driven by this force that a person makes his life plan! ——British novelist Dickens 29. The troubles of the day are enough, let’s not let your imagination run wild. ——France 30. Money is a useful thing, but it will only bring you pleasure when you feel satisfied. Otherwise, it will not only give you troubles - Xi Murong 31. When I look back on all the troubles, I think of the story of an old man. Before he died, he said: There are too many troubles in life, and most of the things you worry about never happen.
——Churchill, British Prime Minister during World War II, politician, writer, winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature 32. Be careful of colds and diet, this is how I can cure the disease; be less addicted to desires, and abstain from worries, this is how I treat you The heart is diseased. ——Anonymous 33. Only when you can withstand all kinds of temptations and troubles can you achieve the most perfect spiritual health.
——British Renaissance writer and philosopher Bacon 34. The important thing is that you must get used to sleeping in a bad place at the beginning. This is a way to not be afraid of encountering a bad bed in the future. Generally speaking, once a hard life becomes a habit, the pleasure will be greatly increased, while a comfortable life will bring unlimited troubles.
——French Enlightenment thinker, philosopher, educator, and writer Rousseau's "Emile" 35. The most troublesome thing for most people is thinking hard. ——James Bryce 36. Less wealth, less troubles - England 37. When a person becomes addicted to a hobby, no troubles or nameless melancholy can hurt his heart anymore.
Those of you who can no longer drink the wine of joy might as well try to get addicted to collecting, no matter what you collect (even posters are collected!); then you can even There is no complete joy, at least some sporadic joy can be obtained. The so-called fetish is the sublimation of pleasure.
——French writer Balzac 38. Don’t be troubled by nothing, don’t make unnecessary hopes, don’t make unreasonable sadness, but work hard to improve yourself and maintain your own personality. ―American novelist Dreiser 39. Being too troubled and being too happy are both ways of overestimating the world, and the former is worse than the latter. 6. Hilarious sentences on the Internet, just laugh and you won’t have any troubles
I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
Buddha said: "It takes 500 looks back in the past life to get one pass in this life."
I would rather exchange one pass in the next life for 500 looks back in this life.
Why should I kill your lover...
The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.
God has deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! Buddha knows the truth,
So Buddha said: "If I don't go to hell, who will?"
Others' failure is my happiness!
The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person!
What is love in this world? The sage replied: "Trash!"
Get away as far as your thoughts go!
You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human!
The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, but may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, but may also be a birdman!
Only when waiting in a long queue can you truly realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon."
Summer is just not good. When you are poor, you can’t even drink the northwest wind.
Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs.
I am afraid that the world will not be in chaos, but I am also afraid that the world will be in chaos!
When the water is clear, there will be no fish; when the people are humble, they will be invincible. 7. Funny verses
1. When the young man returns home from home, he can tell whether I am male or female.
(Poor man, what have you experienced these years?) 2. Red hands, yellow vine wine, two orioles singing in the green willows. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, a row of egrets ascended into the sky.
(Such an artistic conception can only be achieved in Chinese) 3. Late at night, I suddenly dreamed about young things, but I only dreamed about idle people, not about you. (Do you have a grudge against this person?) 4. Where is the restaurant? Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City.
(No nonsense!) 5. Relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, the boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains, (Owe someone money? You are running fast enough!) 6. When the mother-in-law heard that the daughter was coming, she lifted herself up. Go to Qingchi. When my sister heard that my sister was coming, she hung herself from the southeast branch. When the younger brother heard that his elder sister was coming, he stopped playing the pipa and was too late to speak.
(This girl, you have such a bad character) 7. I wish to be like winged birds in the sky, and fly separately when disaster strikes. (You two are such a match...) 8. The beauty rolls up the bead curtain and disappears all traces of people.
The apes on both sides of the bank couldn't stop crying, and the sound of frogs was startled. (Is this still a beauty?!) 9. I urge you to drink another glass of wine, and Xiao Lang will be a passerby from now on.
(So heartless?) 10. Once bitten by a snake, you will hear the singing of birds everywhere. (This is very connotative) 11. I think back to the time when Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, which made me unhappy! (My lover is getting married, and the groom is not you.) 12. When I was dying of illness, I sat up in shock and asked the guest with a smile where he came from (pretending to be sick? Looking back?) 13. Cars rattled, horses rustled, and the spring breeze in February was like scissors.
(Jia’s family organized a spring outing?) 14. The hall was filled with three thousand guests, and no one was a close friend. (Geniuses are all lonely) 15. When I was dying of illness, I sat up in shock, and the girl came back late at night.
(Dead nature will not change) 16. There is no place to go after wearing iron shoes, but that person is in the dim light. (Should you be happy or depressed?) 17. How much sorrow can you have, don’t just feel it in your heart.
(Is this the original match?) 18. Flying down three thousand feet is not as good as Wang Lun’s gift to me. (Wang Lun jumped off a cliff?) 19. When we wake up, we have sex together, and our children suddenly come together.
(Cause and Effect) 20. The road is long and long, but once a hero has gone he will never return! (It’s so neat) 21. Jiangzhou Sima’s green shirt is wet, does the Xuancheng prefect know? (With JQ) 22. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and the iron pestles are ground into embroidery needles.
(Realism) 23. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and a pear tree is blooming on top of a begonia. (Happy Together...) 24. When I ask what love is in the world, the apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can't stop crying.
(Sad Ape) 25. A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold, but I know I have to do it. (Ganba Daddy Vs, pressure, destruction and fall) 26. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, and there are three people facing each other.
(It can only be understood but not expressed in words) 27. The emperor couldn't get on the boat, so he spent the spring night warm in the hibiscus tent. (So ??brave) 28. The water in Peach Blossom Pond is thousands of feet deep, and the hot spring water is slippery and washes away the fat.
(Girl, be careful of drowning) 29. To be successful in life, you must have all the fun. From now on, the king will not go to court early. (You idiot!) 30. My husband and I took off our shirts and spent the spring night warm in the hibiscus tent.
(Rot!!). 8. Famous quotes about troubles use at least one rhetorical device
Famous quotes about troubles 1. Everyone has their own troubles.
Everyone’s troubles are caused according to their own size, but everyone’s troubles are different. ——[French] Romain Rolland: "Mother and Son" 2. Vulgar people are easy to be happy, and after being happy, they are easy to get upset; a shallow and short stream can overflow and dry up in just an instant - Tibetan 3 , People who shiver due to cold can best appreciate the warmth of the sun.
People who have experienced the troubles of life understand the preciousness of life best. ——American poet and humanist Whitman, "Leaves of Grass" 4. Only by experiencing all kinds of troubles can you experience all kinds of joy.
——[Japan] Daisaku Ikeda: "Proverbs for Women" 5. Smart people don't pay attention to things they can't get, and they don't worry about them.
——Jo Herbert 6. Right and wrong are just for talking more, and troubles are all caused by being strong.——Folk proverb 7. Only the weak in life will pray like this: "Extinguish my feelings full of troubles!"—— Anonymous 8. Trouble is a form of pain unknown to other animals.
——[Germany] Schopenhauer: "The Wisdom of Life" 9. I asked stupidly: God has deprived me of my sight, and still wants me to work hard during the day? ——[Greek] Milton: "Lamenting Blindness" 10. A wise person does not pay attention to things that are impossible for him to obtain, nor does he worry about them. ——[English] Hubbard 11. A person who has a shallow understanding of human nature and does not change his temperament but changes everything else in order to be happy will not only waste his life in vain, but will often increase the distress he originally intended to eliminate.
——[English] Colton 12. It is best never to bother you until the trouble bothers you. Otherwise you will only make your troubles more troublesome.
——[Beauty] Kepple: "Trouble" 13. For a person with a high degree of self-awareness and a profound and penetrating soul, pain and trouble are his necessary temperaments. ——Russian writer Dostoyevsky's famous sayings about troubles 14. Without troubles, there will be no progress. Troubles are the driving force for progress.
——[Japan] Daisaku Ikeda: "Message to Youth" 15. Parents should be good at hiding all their joys, worries and fears in front of their children. ——[English] Bacon: "On Family" 16. People are always funny when they are alive, even their troubles are funny.
--American writer and revisionist Henry? Mencken 17. Nobles and sluts alike have their own troubles. ——[English] Dickens: "Hard Times" 18. When you are troubled by all kinds of troubles and your whole person is nervous, should I boldly tell you that you can change you with your own willpower? state of mind.
——[Germany] Nietzsche: "The Decision of the Weary" 20. Read history and try to expand your vision to a thousand years away - from an eternal point of view, you will You will realize how insignificant "your" troubles are. ——[American] Carnegie: "The Perfect Life" 21. "Drink it. After drinking this bowl of soup, you will forget all the pain, trouble and hatred."
I knocked it over with my hand. Bowl, said to the ghost soldier: "No, I have to keep all the pain, troubles and hatred in my heart, otherwise I will lose any benefits when I return to the world." - Nobel Prize winner and writer Mo Yan's "Life and Death Fatigue" troubled quotes 22. The troubles in the world fill my mind, and I wonder how these big and small cars can carry them.
—— Wang Shifu, a playwright of the Yuan Dynasty, troubled sayings in "The Romance of the West Chamber" 23. Pleasure itself is not a sin; however, things that can bring necessary pleasure will also leave many times greater than the pleasure itself. troubles. ——Ancient Greek philosopher atheist Epicurus 24. Worry, worry and trouble are all troubles.
——[Chinese] Zou Taofen: "Collected Works of Zou Taofen" 25. Good girls make boys bored, and bad girls make boys annoyed. ――British writer Oscar? Wilde 26. Wealth cannot alleviate the worries and troubles in people's hearts - Tirubus 27. Friendship can enhance pleasure and reduce pain, precisely because it can multiply our joy and share our troubles.
——Edison 28. Never get peace, never get satisfaction, always pursue things that you can never get, plot plans, worries and troubles will always linger in your mind - no matter how bad it is Bizarre, one thing is clear: it is an irresistible force, and a person is driven by this force to make a life plan! ——British novelist Dickens’ troubled quotes (Complete of Patriotic Quotations) 29. The troubles of the day are enough, let’s not let your imagination run wild. ——France 30. Money is a useful thing, but it can only be used when you feel satisfied. It will bring you pleasure, otherwise, it will only give you troubles - Xi Murong 31. When I look back on all the troubles, I think of the story of an old man. Before he died, he said: There are too many troubles in life, and most of them are worries. It never happened. ——British Prime Minister of World War II, politician, writer, winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature, Churchill’s troubled sayings 32. Beware of colds and diet, this is the way to get rid of the disease from my body; the way to get rid of the disease from my body is to be less greedy and abstain from worries. .
——Anonymous 33. Only when you can withstand all kinds of temptations and troubles can you achieve the most perfect spiritual health. - British Renaissance writer and philosopher Bacon's famous saying about troubles 34. The important thing is to get used to sleeping in bad places at the beginning. This is the way to not be afraid of encountering bad beds in the future.
Generally speaking, once a hard life becomes a habit, the pleasure will be greatly increased, while a comfortable life will bring unlimited troubles. ——Rousseau, French Enlightenment thinker, philosopher, educator, and writer, "Emile" 35. The most troublesome thing for most people is thinking hard.
——James Bryce 36. Less wealth, less troubles——England 37. When a person becomes addicted to a hobby, no worries or nameless melancholy can hurt him anymore. heart.
Those of you who can no longer drink the wine of joy might as well try to get addicted to collecting, no matter what you collect (even posters are collected!); then even if you don't have the whole joy, at least you will Can get some sporadic joy.
The so-called hobby is the sublimation of pleasure. ——French writer Balzac 38. Don’t be troubled by nothing, don’t do unnecessary things. 9. Funny poems
1. When I was young and my boss returned home, he could tell whether I was male or female. (Poor man, what have you experienced these years?)
2. Red hands, yellow vine wine, two orioles singing in the green willows. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, a row of egrets ascended into the sky. (Such an artistic conception can only be achieved in Chinese)
3. Late at night, I suddenly dreamed about my youth, but I only dreamed about idle people, not about you. (Do you have a grudge against this person?)
4. Where is the restaurant? Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City. (No nonsense!)
5. Relatives and friends in Luoyang asked each other, "The boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains, (Owe someone money? He ran fast enough!)
6. Master When the mother heard that her daughter was coming, she went to the clear pond; when the sister heard that her sister was coming, she hung herself from the southeast branch. When the younger brother heard that his elder sister was coming, he stopped playing the pipa and was too late to speak. (This girl, you have such a bad character)
7. I wish to be like winged birds in the sky, and fly separately when disaster strikes. (You two are such a match...)
8. The beauty rolls up the bead curtain and disappears all traces of people. The apes on both sides of the bank couldn't stop crying, and the sound of frogs was startled. (Is this still a beauty?!)
9. I urge you to drink another glass of wine, and Xiao Lang will be a passerby from now on. (So ??heartless?)
10. Once bitten by a snake, you will hear the singing of birds everywhere. (This is very connotative)
11. I think back to the time when Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, which made me unhappy! (My lover is married, and the groom is not you)
12. Sitting up in shock while dying of illness, smiling and asking where the guest came from (pretending to be sick? Looking back?)
13. Car wheels The wheels are rolling, the horses are rustling, and the spring breeze in February is like scissors. (Jia's family organized a spring outing?)
14. The hall was full of drunken flowers and three thousand guests, and no one was a close friend. (Geniuses are lonely)
15. When I was dying of illness, I sat up in shock and returned to the girl in the middle of the night. (Dead nature will not change)
16. There is no place to go after wearing iron shoes, but that person is in the dim light. (Should you be happy or depressed?)
17. I ask you how much sadness you can have, don’t just feel it in your heart. (Is this the original match?)
18. Flying down three thousand feet is not as good as Wang Lun’s gift of love to me. (Wang Lun jumped off a cliff?)
19. When they woke up, they had sex at the same time, and their children suddenly came together. (Causal relationship)
20. The road is long and long, but once a hero has gone he will never return! (It’s so neat)
21. Jiangzhou Sima’s green shirt is wet, does the Xuancheng prefect know? (With JQ)
22. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and the iron pestles are ground into embroidery needles. (Realism)
23. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and a pear tree is blooming on top of a begonia. (Happy Together...)
24. When asked what love is in the world, the apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can't stop crying. (Sad Ape)
25. A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold, but I know I have to do it. (Ganba Daddy Vs, pressure, destruction and fall)
26. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and there are three people facing each other. (It can only be understood but not expressed in words)
27. The emperor couldn't come on board the ship, so he spent the spring night warm in the hibiscus tent. (So ??brave)
28. The water in Peach Blossom Pond is thousands of feet deep, and the hot spring water washes away the fat. (Girl, be careful of drowning)
29. To be successful in life, you must have all the fun. From now on, the king will not go to court early. (You idiot!)
30. My husband and I took off our shirts and spent the spring night warm in the hibiscus tent.
(Rot!!)