Ceng Xiaoxian in ipartment always feels very cheap. What do you know about it? I arranged it below, please enjoy it.

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1, chew your finger or mine?

2. Hello, everyone, I am your new little saint and good friend …

3. Can you hit such a high chassis? Are its legs longer than mine?

4. Dreadwind's lone star! My second marriage was stood up!

I remember that you used to be the top, but now how did you become the bottom?

6. Hey, Yifei, don't embarrass Zhang Wei. He can only guess the girl's mind. You're ... different!

7. I have already talked to her. Watch the watch, sashimi and balloon: don't be angry!

8. Yifei: Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before we were two years old, our brains were still growing together! Fairy: Yes, and then the doctor gave him all Zhan Bo's brains with a sharp knife!

9. Brother Xian is also very popular. When have I ever been so casual? Youyou: Have you ever been popular? Ceng Xiaoxian: If I tell this to Guan Gu, guess ... Youyou: Are you popular? How red is it? Red, crane top red, sunset red?

10, no, the devil's stepmother only has 24 episodes. Guangu: But you also have 40 episodes of Where Is My Mom Going, 80 episodes of Don't Cry After Divorce, and 160 episodes of Being a Daughter-in-law and Being a Woman. Congratulations, you have experienced the life of a woman.

1 1. Xiaoxian: If people with brain damage can fly, this is simply an airport.

12. Xiaoxian: Fuck your grandmother's banana peel, this product is dead!

13. Xiaoxian: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

14. Xiaoxian: Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change it!

15. Xiaoxian: Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

16. Xiaoxian: The bar doesn't sell wine, but salted fish.

17. Xiaoxian: I thought I was a god. I could settle myself and help all beings. But in the end, there was nothing. I'm sorry I couldn't help you realize your wish. I'm not God. I'm lonely.

18. Xiaoxian: I have learned a new game now, which is called playing coins with cows.

19. Huang Baoqiang: Calm down, calm down. Fairy: How can I be calm if you ride me? Huang Baoqiang: I forgot to tell you that I practiced in Shaolin Temple. Fairy: Get up! You won! Your whole family won!

20. Fairy: Just like Zi Qiao.

2 1. Xiaoxian: University teachers will play harmony with the disabled, and you will be popular ~

22. Yifei: Have you thought it over? Why didn't she choose someone else and bring Ebie back? Fairy: Because it's sold out ~

23. Xiaoxian: What happens if you are cloned with Mr. Cang? I feel invincible, my figure and beauty coexist, but I don't know why it is Cang Jin. Wait, it can be customized. Anything else, Hu Yifei, Lin Chi-ling ~

24. Yifei: I came to the balcony to enjoy the moon. Fairy: Wow, what an exquisite reason. Yifei: Then what are you doing here? Fairy: Enjoy the sunshine.

25. Fairy: Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

26. Xiaoxian: Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.

27. Xiaoxian: There are three kinds of people in this world, male, female and female doctor. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.

28. Fairy: It's all customized anyway. Why use Hu Yifei?

29. Xiaoxian: "Chen Meijia!" Hu Zaman turned to Xiaoxian: "Yo yo, little thing, it's so chic."

30. Fairy: My soul has been violated! Zi Qiao: Does it still hurt?

3 1. Fairy: Listeners, good people are me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian. "Signboard advertising language.

32. Xiaoxian: As we all know, Comrade Hu Yifei is a wonderful flower in the apartment. With her unique personality charm, she has monopolized many records of the apartment for many years, including: the most unreasonable. I like to meddle. The highest education. Loudest sound. And-the best.

33. Fairy: You can't hang yourself from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.

34. Xiaoxian: I fell when I stepped on a banana peel. I must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.