1. When I was practicing on the road, a cow next to the road wandered into the middle of the road, so I stepped on the brake and stopped. My coach asked me with a smile why I stopped. I said there was a cow ahead. "Do you think the cow can hear our conversation?" "No" "Then why don't you honk the horn!

2. The driving school instructor couldn't remember my name, so he knew my surname was Chen. Then I said I liked William Chan , you can call me Chen Weiting, the coach said okay, the whole driving school is his voice "There's Chen Weiting!" ! Come and practice driving! ! William Chan, can you step on the clutch? William Chan, do you want to hit the wall, William Chan! ! Get on the bus!

3. When I was learning to drive, what the instructor said the most was: Have you driven too many bumper cars?

4. I was very nervous. When I was learning subject 2 for the first time, I sat in the passenger seat and asked the instructor: Why doesn’t your car have a steering wheel?

5. The examiner asked me to kill the old woman in front of me. I said how could that be done? He said that was not okay, why don’t you step on the brakes quickly!

6. When I was learning to drive in a driving school, I didn’t leave when the green light came on. The instructor said: "What? There’s no color you like? Me: Huh?"

7. Get in the car and buckle As soon as the seat belt was buckled on the passenger's side, the instructor looked confused and said, "Hard, hard, hard! Turn the steering wheel quickly, he'll pay for it!"

8. I just started practicing driving in the second class. When I was about to get on the bridge, a Chery driver passed me hard. I was so frightened that my car stalled at that time. The coach said that their Chery was not as powerful as our Poussin, so I pushed him towards the bridge. Then I released the clutch and was about to get on. Bridge, the coach said I was joking, you are really angry.

9. I couldn’t break it with one hand when it was in gear. I stretched out my left hand to break it. Coach: What are you doing first? Go home and lift dumbbells for half a month.

10. A fool like you will never drive again. If you drive, you will be irresponsible to the people on the road.

11. I feel embarrassed when I think that you, who can’t even judge left and right, can still get in the car and drive and say you are my student when you go out.

12. When I first started learning to drive, because There were quite a lot of people there, so I went there once a day, but I couldn’t even touch the car. Later, after I finished the first subject, I simply stopped going. A year later, when I remembered that I still wanted to learn how to drive, I went to WeChat to look for it. When I was coaching, he told me that he had changed jobs. What happened? I haven’t been there for a year and the coach was gone.

13. I just started practicing subject three. , got on the road, stepped on the accelerator and brake while looking at the road, I had to change gears, I was a little nervous, 1 for 2, and then hung back, so I pulled out the shift lever. The instructor later asked me to pull it out again to make it easier. He records short videos and posts them on WeChat Moments