One, Guo: Come have a plate of flowers and hairs in one piece

Yu: Flowers and hairs in one piece?

Guo: Peanuts and edamame

Second, Guo: Compared with you, it is like Mr. Wang meeting Mr. Yu, a little bit worse.

Yu: Compared with you, it’s like Mr. Ma met Mr. Feng, two points behind.

Guo: Compared with you, it’s like Mr. Wang met Mrs. Wang, three points behind.

Yu: Compared with you, it’s like Mr. Neng meets Mr. Xiong, four points behind.

Guo: To compare with you, it’s like Mr. Wang met Mrs. Wang. There was a child with freckles on his face. Next to the child was a Dalmatian dog barking. The Dalmatian dog had a piece in its mouth and cut it open. Dragon fruit...

Yu: How did you come up with this? !

Three, Guo: Yu Qian’s father would be almost in his twenties if he lived to this day.

Yu: Wait a minute, I’m almost forty this year. . .

Guo: You see, time is not forgiving.

Yu: Then why did you spare my father? Others are long, but he is not?

Four. Guo: This is now, where you are calling Teacher Yu, Yu Qian. If this were in the Qing Dynasty, and Yu Qian passed by on the road, we would all have to kneel there. Your Majesty and the Emperor are the same family.

Yu: There is such a relationship.

Guo: We were walking on the road, and Mr. Yu’s sedan passed by here. If you call Yu Qian there, it would be over. Then look at Yu Qian coming over with a knife, poof! puff! Two knives.

Yu: No.

Guo: Our bicycle tire was punctured.

Yu: What, I am a gangster, stabbing someone in the fetus of a bicycle.

Guo: That’s what I mean.

Fifth, Guo: Teacher Yu is like Kun Opera. This Kunqu Opera is different from Er Er Zhuan. Everything in Er Er Zhuan is on the surface. Kun Opera is elegant on the outside, with flowers in front of the flowers and moonlight under the moonlight, but it is so radiant on the inside.

(I said a lot more in the middle)

Guo: (pointing at Yu) You old Kunqu Opera guy.

Yu: Two of you.

(Then both of them were happy)