1. When hooking up between handsome guys, some focus on shoulders and backs, and some focus on hooking up and matching.

2. Who has been taking care of you all these years? I admire his courage.

3. The most eternal happiness in the world is ordinaryness, and the most lasting possession in life is cherishment.

4. When I was in junior high school, I formed a Qinglong Gang with a few buddies. Later, my class teacher found out about it and changed it into the Qinglong Study Group.

5. In fact, I quite like mathematics. It does not have the circuitousness of Chinese language, the grammar of English, or the complexity and information content of history. will do!

6. If you fancy his money, the money will be yours only when the time comes. You have to strike while the iron is hot, and you have to make money while you have love!

7. Sooner or later, a blind person will fall in love with you and treat you too well.

8. The consequences of Si and Gao Fushuai forcibly kissing the goddess, the former is bang! The latter is s**t.

9. Who do you think you are? You are just the water that is thrown away, I don’t even want a basin.

10. Some people persist to the end, some persist to the bottom, and some persist to Detroit.

11. I know money, but money does not know me. Every time I meet it, it always says: Don’t talk to strangers. Stay away from me.

12. Compare hearts to hearts, exchange hearts for hearts, I will treat you as you treat me! From now on! Be sweet in your mouth and ruthless in your heart. It’s time to stay, it’s time to roll around. Either be patient, be ruthless, or get out.

13. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?

14. My mother told me that only dead people wear shoes to sleep. I was confused. Aren’t most of the people in the class dead? He committed suicide right after class. It's terrible!

15. Who says being single is not good? Love is sincere and valuable, and freedom is more valuable. If you are single, you can throw away both.

16. Home is not a man’s harbor after wandering! A woman's body is.

17. The pain of myopia: Hermaphrodite is seen ten meters away, humans and animals are indistinguishable from twenty meters away, and six relatives are not recognized from thirty meters away.

18. Girls, in the future, find a husband named Xia and a child named Xia Ke. This child should not be asked questions by the teacher.

19. Baby, can you always pamper me and let me do it like you do now?

20. If I could travel through time and space, I would plant one in front of Newton’s house. Durian tree.

21. I hope to have a seven-year relationship, to stay together for fifty years, and to proudly talk about our love to our children and grandchildren.

22. There are always some girls who are men in front of girls and girls in front of men.

23. Don’t say that Big Big Wolf hasn’t eaten any mutton since the New Year. Tom and Jerry’s cat hasn’t eaten any mice since the New Year.

24. Love turns over and over again in my heart. I want to see you again. Let me know that you also feel in your heart that our love is not in vain. You and I will miss you deeply until the last day of our lives!

25. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If everything goes smoothly, it proves that you are dead.

26. There is an attitude called being a baser, and there is a state called looking for trouble when nothing happens.

27. These days, women are becoming more and more masculine, men are becoming more and more feminine, children are becoming more and more mature, and adults are starting to pretend to be innocent.

28. First line: Maybe it seems like it; second line: But it may not be impossible.

29. When you marry a chicken, follow the chicken; when you marry a dog, follow the dog; when you marry, the monkeys run all over the mountain; when you marry me, I treat you to roast goose!

30. I am just fat for fun, how can I be as serious as you are ugly!

31. When your mother takes you shopping, others ask: Sister, how much did you buy this monkey for?

32 I don’t want to pay attention to you when you pay attention to me, but as soon as you appear, I wag my tail with joy like a puppy.

33. I only like to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me.

Bullshit turns out to be a form of dependence.

34. How can you say that you are out of your mind? The premise is that you also have to have a brain.

35. I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to become a shrew.

36. As a girl, the most intolerable thing is that when running, the stomach trembles worse than the chest.

37. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly replied with three words: I will go next time.

38. During the Qingming Festival, it is not easy for students these days to have a holiday. Even taking a holiday has to take the credit of their ancestors.

39. I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stamp my feet every day when I have nothing to do.

40. There are endless tears of lovesickness and red beans thrown away, and endless spring willows and spring flowers fill the painting building.

41. Friends around me, please become famous quickly so that my memoirs can sell well.

42. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing up like this?

43. The left side of the head is filled with flour, and the right side of the head is filled with water. Whenever I think about a problem, my head is full of paste.

44. One day, Ultraman raised his hand to answer a question in class, and then the teacher died.

45. Life is like a pressure cooker. You'll get used to it when you're under too much pressure.

46. One day, 0 and 8 met on the street. 0 looked at 8 with disdain and said: You are just fat, why should you wear a belt?

47. When you are sleepy after doing homework and want to sleep, tell yourself: That is your memorial, that is your country, and those are your people. Then I wake up instantly and I will be a wise king!

48. Let’s take a casual trip on this spring day. I’ll take you with me and you take the money.

49. Play seriously when you play, and sleep seriously when you study. Are you the same?

50. Foodies are all kind-hearted, because they only think about eating every day and have no time to scheme against others.

51. At most, I am the descendant of Lei Feng, so just call me Lei Ren!

52. Before there was an iPhone in the world, vanity was not so portable and the threshold was not so low.

53. Forgiving him is a matter of God. My task is to send him to see God!

54. I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, I hope I can hold you when I sleep, I hope I can see you when I wake up! I always hope so, forever.

55. Flowers are easy to disperse, dreams are easy to wake up, but you, the only one in my life, will never disappear in my life.

56. One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks fight the landlord, and five monks can play the role of Fuwa.

57. I just fell asleep that day and received a text message: Wrong sleeping position, sleep again.

58. The most cruel thing I heard a girl say to me is: You are not worthy of me washing your hair!

59. Men should like fleshy girls. Those who like bones are dogs.

60. If you take a quick look, you may not be that good, but if you take a closer look, you might as well take a quick look.

61. You are my temperate ocean climate, which is always warm.

62. Some people said I was handsome and I laughed, but they said I was even more handsome when I smiled.

63. Wife, I love you, I care for you sincerely, my affection nourishes you, Amitabha bless you, I take this text message as proof: I will always be with you.

64. Some secrets can only be hidden deep in the heart and shouldered alone. I didn't want to lie to you, and I was even more afraid of your painful reproach, so I had to pretend to have forgotten you. In fact, you are always in my heart.

65. In the season when black stockings are rampant, why are we with thick legs so embarrassed?

66. I lie down on the book. It doesn’t matter whether I study or not. The key is to have an attitude.

67. If you cry, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; if you wake up, I would like to be the eye droppings in your eyes; if you are so hot, I would like to be the only cloth left on your body Three feet.

68. My phone was handed over for a week. When I got it back, I found that all the games had been cleared.

69. It’s best for you to live happily ever after. If I live an unhappy life, I'm afraid I will laugh out loud in my dreams.

70. I have very high requirements for bedding, and you are the one I am most satisfied with.

71. Why do boys always feel hard down there? Is it because they don’t have enough water?

72. I always envy my deskmate and envy her for having such a good deskmate.

73. I don’t want to raise a dog or a cat, but I want to raise you. After all, I will get rich by raising pigs.

74. The highest state of being a brother is when others think we are gay.

75. If you catch the thief, you will get your lost money back; if you catch your girlfriend, your lost money has just begun.

76. When you walk into a deep and narrow canyon with a bow and an arrow on your back, you find a wolf in front of you and a ghost behind you. Let me ask you: Do you shoot wolves or ghosts?

77. Give me a chance and I will pounce on you without hesitation.

78. My biggest advantage is that I have a lot of money, but my biggest disadvantage is that I spend it too fast.

79. Question: What moment made you feel that you were really poor? God’s reply: I asked the entire dormitory building, but no one could borrow a charger for a Nokia phone.

80. Some people are so tender that water comes out when pinched, but I am so timid that snot bubbles come out when pinched.

81. There is always a group of invisible friends, lying like dead people in the friend list, occasionally pretending to be dead, and changing their epitaphs from time to time.

82. If a boy doesn’t let a girl bleed, the girl won’t be submissive.

83. The tragedy of life is that after a night of hard work and beautiful dreams, you can’t remember them all when you wake up the next morning!

84. Everyone pretends to understand, but there are just a few idiots who still don’t pretend to understand.

85. The existence of your appearance is an insult to the city appearance and urban management.

86. Hubei’s number one scholar in arts and sciences is a couple. When I saw this signature, I immediately snapped up.

87. Can happiness not be as short-lived as a rainbow?

88. Time waits for no one, but first of all it cannot spare women; opportunity waits for no one, first of all it cannot spare men.