A letter written by canoe to Han Han
Han Han:
Am I a fan of yours? Maybe. Almost everyone who knows me knows that I like you for a long time.
But I have never been to any of your fans, strolled in your post bar, watched your racing car, tried my best to get to know you through the six-dimensional theory, and occasionally saw photos of female fans hugging you. I am neither envious nor jealous.
I'm the kind of fan who doesn't fall madly in love with someone. Like singers can listen to TA's songs, like actors can watch TA's plays, and like writers can buy TA's genuine books. I think this is the best love that an ordinary person can contribute to an idol. I can say the word "love" countless times in my life. It can be said that it is vigorous and swift, and it can also be said casually, but it can only be said to a specific person at a specific time.
When I was very young, I did say I loved Han Han.
In fact, I can't remember the exact year when I first heard your name. At that time, when I was in junior high school, my classmates held a debate contest with the topic "Should Han Han drop out of school?" .
I didn't take part in the debate, and the pros and cons were fierce. I read the cartoons below and think they are really crazy. It's none of your business that Han Han dropped out of school. Who knows you?
At that time, you just became famous, and some lecherous girls said you looked like Nicholas Tse.
I looked at your picture. Your hair is very long, covering half your face, and you look quite handsome.
But I have no feelings for Nicholas Tse. At that time, I liked Edison Chen. At that time, he was just a newcomer, with his hands in his pockets and his back to the camera. At that time, there was no porn door.
Although I didn't like you right away, I still want to read your book. Almost everyone is reading Triple Gate, and the only one that can be compared with its circulation is Jing M. Guo's How many flowers fall in a dream, which is always on a par with you.
Many people laugh wildly "lying on a stone and answering Chun Lv", but I didn't expect someone to say that this poem was copied a few years later.
"Seven red lights illuminate my future", how arrogant you are. Since then, "writer Han Han" has become a phenomenon rather than an event.
After a long time, a child told me that he didn't want to go to school. Han Han didn't finish high school and wanted to write full-time. I said, Han Han is a genius. If you take a genius as an example, you will die quickly.
It will be a few days before I realize that you are not a genius. There are many young people like you in China, but only you have the right time, the right place and the right people.
It was the times that made you, and you became an epoch-making figure.
Whether this is your luck or misfortune may take many years to answer.
There was a time when I didn't pay much attention to you At that time, I was depressed and busy with self-mutilation. I have no leisure to worry about you who switched to racing.
Really become your iron powder, from those famous scolding wars, you scolded the old man named Guan Bo, followed by Lu Chuan and his son, Gao, and Zheng Jun, a "handsome" rock youth whom you derided as middle-aged Carmen.
You said "it's too cold up there", and you cut your throat at the sight of blood, which shows that you are desperate for failure. You said that their swearing skills were poor, and you even wrote a blog to teach them how to scold you. You also said that others wash their faces with water, while others wash their faces with fried dough sticks.
It's really cheap, but we just like it.
You seem to be more arrogant than when you first became famous. No one can cover your light with a drawn sword.
But at the same time, a Guo Xiaosi was born as smart as you, but long before you joined the WTO. You take the initiative to stir up trouble, and you should seize the opportunity to Doby him on any occasion. You made an action, but people didn't accept it. They went on writing his novels and started his company. A few years later, his name appeared on the Forbes list, and he used silence as a weapon. Time goes by invisibly. I don't know when they gave you the aura of "opinion leader", and you began to talk about the national economy and people's livelihood and universal values on your blog. As long as there is a major accident, everyone expects you to come out and write a blog to talk about your views, which has become a ceremony.
Your face began to appear on the cover of magazines, you began to be interviewed, you also received advertisements, and business activities began to show you. The taboos written on the left of your blog have been broken by yourself one by one.
Some people start to satirize you, but the old saying makes sense. People can't help themselves in the Jianghu.
How many people out there can guarantee that their words and deeds are completely in line with themselves? The price of humanity is to affect the interests of the whole team behind it. These truths can only be understood when you grow up slowly.
There are still big and small arguments, but there is no doubt that you win every time.
You make your fans proud, and you make these people who like you proudly say "My idol is Han Han".
Your road is getting brighter and brighter. You are no longer a simple writer or driver, but a flag.
Sometimes I think, living in so many expectant eyes, maybe you are tired, too. You seldom talk about your work. I wonder if my understanding is wrong. Although my book sales are less than one tenth of yours, as a writer, I am also ashamed to talk about business promotion.
I feel embarrassed to sell my books like vegetables.
But if you don't shout, someone will. Frankly speaking, every time Lu Jinbo sends a message about your Weibo, I feel that he is simply hacking you.
You sold Solo the year before last, and everyone around me, including myself, bought it. Some articles in it are really bad, but we are willing to keep buying for your name, but no one waited for the second issue.
The video of your speech at Xiamen University was turned crazy. On the Renren.com, which is famous for its brain damage, there is a shocking title called "Han Han opens his mouth and Yi Zhongtian turns green". Do you think this is murder? I still just watch you quietly on the internet. You have been promoted to the heights beyond the reach of countless famous artists, but many people still think you deserve this overwhelming praise.
When the news of your marriage came out, many young women went crazy. Everyone is searching for your wife's information with the mentality of "digging three feet to dig out the woman behind him to see who is sacred". During that time, there were so many comments about you every day in Mazra's Weibo that he had to come out and say, "I really didn't know anyone was married."
It's really annoying to have such a famous friend.
Then you were overjoyed, as if overnight, the once rebellious teenager had completed the transformation from fart child to adult.
You seem to be more popular than before. Your quotations are circulated everywhere on the Internet, such as "I can't tolerate my woman working for others" and "I only need my daughter to worship me in this world". You even wrote the theme song for Ye Fan's movie.
Where blood is spilled, youth ends.
Come on, sprinkle it here. Let's go together anyway.
Brief introduction of canoe characters
Canoe, whose real name is Ge, is an A-level signing author of Charming Culture. She/Kloc-started writing at the age of 0/7 and used to be the editor of Firefly magazine. He has published hundreds of short stories in South Wind, Edgar, Bridesmaid and Huahuo, ranking first in the annual poll of writers' popularity in Huahuo, and surpassing other writers with overwhelming advantages. He has published novels such as Deep Sea Stars, The Moon Says It's Forgotten, Deep Sea Stars II, A Grain of Red Dust, A Collection of Novels, You are my exclusive memory and so on. 20 12 September, the travel novel "I've been wandering for a long time" has been serialized in Huahuo. Comic book Lonely Planet.
short story
There was a time when we were happy. I heard that I ching didn't marry daxiong in the end. Sun Yuting, are you really happy?
Who has gained my love for farming? Please wake up before spring comes? Where are you, dear? I miss you so much.
If Iverson goes to the Timberwolves, I know that you fell in love with me at first sight, and I can't bear to forget it with my white hair.
One day I will blow up Changsha. Who said you and Gemini didn't end well? I saw the ocean after wandering.
All kisses will reach the other shore. Why are your eyes sweating? Give me a section of Lin 'an Road.
The waiting tears are an inclined sea. I hate seven things about you most. I miss you when summer comes.
I heard that the hug under the bridge of sighs will last forever, so I can't sit beside you sadly.
"Your smile is like a tinkling spring", "That's all for February 13" and "Where did Kongming Lantern end up?"
The castle demon of lonely diary, he is the sun, who is the moonlight, looking for my dear bad girl.
"Being in Tianshan Mountain, my heart is old in Cangzhou" and "When all the flowers are gone, you taught me to still believe in love"
"I know it's you", "Cheng Luoxun, please keep running" and "I will always think of you in the future"
I don't want this. You have been here for a while, and I miss you all my life. The goldfish's memory is seven seconds of tears.
Please listen to my nonsense. The whole world wants you to forget me. There is a letter in the rabbit's belly. I want to find you, but you always turn off the lights.
What if we are still together?
Miss Platinum loved you, and the river that separated us was called time. You were the last time I saw you.
I want to say goodbye this time. If you see my Apollo, I will meet you at the first time.
Out of reach of the forest, I loved a stranger, I owe you a sunny morning.
Time will travel far, a stranger is like jade, a son is unparalleled in the world, and a plain face is like water. Who will have a fleeting time?
Let the memory be buried here, I still lost you in such a small world, and I forgot your face.
Without you, only yellow can be as beautiful as love, and the whole world is finished.
You finally love me, forgive me for not remembering, from pigeons to Gifford.
"We all danced the wrong dance", "April, the tsunami is not over yet" and "Honey, is that you?"
Moss's secret love, you are like a child, remember me.
In fact, he doesn't like you that much, he was born for you, and he was scared in March.
Venice has sunk, dear girl, don't look back, time amber.
Where is the second you? An old bosom friend light years later. Sincerity is zero.
Angels don't understand the pain of dolphins, day and night.
Do you still remember the SD picture book "No one in the world is an angel and a blooming flower"?
You missed my carnival, roses in full bloom in the shade, and robbery by fools.
Make a sentence with love, give me time for a song, don't love.
What do you remember me with? If you have 2003 coins, please give them to me. This time, I really lost you.
The last letter to you, please turn on your mobile phone when you land, no one loves you like me.
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