1. When I become a man, I will destroy your harem
2. I want to be a queen, and I want seventy-two male concubines in three palaces and six courtyards
3. Even if other things are not good, it doesn’t matter. If I have a good attitude, I will win
4. If you ask me once but it doesn’t work, if you ask me ten thousand times, I won’t answer.
5. Your sister, what I pull is capital, what you pull is coquettishness
6. The world is so big, there is only one me, you look at it and cherish it
7. Please don’t doubt me anymore. I am still the poor man you thought I was back then
8. Remember, I will come up to you again, now I am just going down temporarily
9. What does equality between men and women mean, and why do you still There are separate toilets for men and women
10. Brushing your teeth every day is a mixture of joy and sorrow, that is, cups and washing utensils coexist at the same time
11. There is actually a difference between humans and pigs. People sometimes Even worse than a pig
12. Stop bragging arrogantly, be careful to take your virginity all over the place
13. Don’t you just want an old man to accompany you in life? Take your time now Cultivate it
14. The reason why I came to this world is because I know you are waiting for me
15. You are not a fucking traffic policeman, so why should you interfere with the direction of labor and capital
16. Do you still remember when you were in school? The teacher always likes to say: Look at me
17. I have to admire Korean girls, they are breathing heavily and wearing stockings on their legs
18. When you want to scold me, just do it Scold, don’t wait for me to wake up and start nagging again
19. Let me tell you: If you dare to bully me, let my grandpa take you away
20. Fashionable people always love Wear your underwear outside and expose your long pants
21. Thinking back to the bitter tears of going to school at that time, how hard it is to work now
22. Young friends, time is running out. What, you know?
23. When I cut my hair short, no one will say that my hair is too long and my knowledge is short.
24. When I am in a bad mood, I sit at the back. , can influence the people in front of you to listen
25. Please tell us what you are unhappy about and make us all happy
26. I want a bunch of men to surround me. So I planted many little boys
27. The so-called gangster means that others look up at beautiful women, but you look down at beautiful women
28. To capture a man's heart, you must first Feed him until he is full
29. I have never received a love letter, so write one for yourself
30. I want to say a lot to you, but the words are on my lips I can’t say it, I ate a lot of saliva
31. Playing games in an Internet cafe is like chewing Xuanmai gum, you can’t stop at all
32. If you come, I believe you won’t leave , when you leave, I will treat you as if you have never been here
33. I am just saying that you understand how I feel at this moment
34. If you are not blind, then You won’t use your ears to understand me
35. We always enlighten others, but we can never solve our own troubles
36. Any explanation that is not trusted is redundant. , why should I be so sentimental?
37. Inspiration is a whisper God tells you, but God is very busy and will not tell you a second time
38. We curse ourselves thousands of times People who have been scolded a hundred times, but don’t allow others to curse a word
39. Why does grandma like her grandson’s wife but not her daughter-in-law? Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend
40. Fat is one This kind of attitude, meat is a kind of spirit, obesity is also a kind of figure
41. This is not an inn, not a place where you can rest when you are tired
42. You are invisible and will not come back. mine
News, your spirit is really worth learning from me
43. I am not Wu Song, I am no match for you, a tigress
44. Those who have hurt me in the past, don’t I will return it to you slowly if you are anxious
45. No matter how bad your grades are, you still smile brightly. This is the dignity of a bad student
46. The appearance of a person Divided into two categories: one is naturally beautiful, and the other is naturally inspirational
47. Just because the crowd looked at you one more time, I went blind
48. Happy Eat delicious food to celebrate when you are sad; eat delicious food to comfort you when you are sad
49. If there is no grass anywhere in the world, do you still need to find a scumbag?
50. If you If you don’t go out for a walk, you will think that this is the world. imaginative talk
imaginative talk
1. Tonight, Nian A wisp of Xuewu's thoughts, boiling a pot of heart-wrenching pain, condensing fingers on plain paper, falling ink into frost. The wind blows through the windows, the moon cages the cold sand, and a curtain of flower shadows is cut, all in all the prosperity. The plain color is like brocade, the water moon mirrors flowers, and the worldly relationship is like a dream. You are charming in March with the beauty of peach blossoms. But I, with my indifference, forgot about it at the end of the year.
2. Many times we don’t see the backs of our parents, but we bear their chasing eyes, their reluctance to let go, their uneasiness, and their eyes full of farewell. Finally, I gradually realized that there is no one in this world who can love me as much as my parents do.
3. A humble woman, living a humble life. She once always wanted to live better than others and be a person that others would envy. Now it seems that no matter how hard she tries, the ugly duckling will not turn into a swan. , because of a young relationship, she was involved in everything. After crying and cursing countless times, that woman understood that no one was worthy of trust.
4. Bend down and pick up a leaf. It is not the season for fallen leaves. It has to leave the treetop only because of the rain. It wants to go back and continue its short life, but unfortunately no one can help it. I can only sigh and miss you.
5. If crying is just a kind of catharsis, then don’t hold it back anymore. Tears can sometimes wash away cowardice; if loneliness is just a state, then don’t be silent and just express yourself. Only by listening to your voice can you find your place; if giving up is also a kind of freedom, then don't be too persistent. When it's time to let go, be willing to let it go, and when it's time to turn around, be resolute. Life requires us to move forward with tears, but it will always give you a smile inadvertently.
6. Every night in the dead of night, I feel lonely and sad. The heart of an arrogant person is fragile. I always see others facing each other, and then I feel that I am so alone, but my sincerity is no longer there. , sincerity no longer counts. You are like a mountain standing in front of me, but you never give me the chance to step over.
7. The shore of time is infinitely charming. Looking back, that year was so fast. We didn't have time to say goodbye and went our separate ways. Looking through the yellowed photos, they are both clear and blurry. Amid tears and laughter, time remains the same and I remain the same. Where have you been, my childhood sweetheart? Dear, do you know? These years, I have been waiting for your unexpected arrival, but I just turned around alone again and again.
8. In reality, sadness is difficult to endure, jealousy is difficult to calm down, and anger is difficult to control. But when you return to nature, the universe, and a larger space , you will feel that love is really not the only thing in life. In the greatest sorrow of love, you still have to hold back tears and take the bus to go to class and work. You still have to work.
9. If missing is a disease, then I think I am seriously ill. Last night, I woke up from my dream again, the heart-piercing pain made me breathless. Looking at the soaked pillow, I understood that I must have been crying like a shrew in my dream. I grabbed my hair, trying to wake myself up a little more, but my heart hurt so much.
10. How many nights with swaying moon shadows, that haggard and thin shadow, the deep eyes, staring, staring, extremely gentle, and I, sitting under the flickering dim lights, silent, but listening to the eaves The sound of rain bursts, but after all, I can't get out of the heart imprisoned by the lingering green lights and the sound of dusk drums!
11. If one day, you don’t have me in your life, please remember how good I was to you; if one day, you don’t have me in your memory, don’t forget every moment we met. per second. When a person is used to the existence of another person, even if there is no like and love, he will still feel lost and a little sad. There is no such thing as fairness in the emotional world, and I won't care about it. The days we spend together will be the most beautiful memories of my life.
12. I once thought that butterflies could not fly across the sea, because I thought that butterflies did not have the courage to fly across the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not that butterflies could not fly across, but that the other side of the sea was gone. Waiting
13. But the boundless mood cannot get around the ruggedness of love. In the pale night, there is always the merciless phantom of time swaying. I collect the beauty with my heart, but the beautiful long-cherished wish is always with me. Passed by. So, love hurts, my heart is broken, and love quietly changes its appearance in the passage of time. I am also looking at it infatuatedly, feeling silly and feeling sad.
14. There will be an unforgettable love in everyone's heart. There is someone who cannot be taken away, and there is an irreplaceable position. That place is not that great, but it will be the most beautiful. , the deepest memory. Maybe we haven't been in love for long, but there must have been many, many stories.
15. I loved you once. In those years, you were a beam of light in my dark world. Wherever you stood, that was the direction. I once blamed you. On the day we separated, I lost not only my lover, but also my only dream in those long years.
16. I’m reluctant to give up, my friend, but you must move on. The misty smoke finally drifted into light rain in the wind. Open your umbrella and let the raindrops dance around you. It seems that there are still too many words that have not been said yet they parted in a hurry. Even if they are not said, after so many years of growing up, each other can understand each other's thoughts without saying anything.
17. Change, in the curved fingertips. The trembling eyes were actually moved by the breeze, and overflowed with gentle tears. The coldness evaporates under the tree where plum blossoms are flying. The sadness of fleeting years writes the perfection of a lifetime. You and I practice together, and we can boil the wind and frost, and express our sorrow in the cold windy night.
18. If there is love in life, the heart will be intoxicated; if there is hatred in life, the heart will be easily broken. Some things hurt, and some things are tiring, but you understand. Some people will not forget because they are reluctant; some people must forget because it is not worth it. In the ups and downs of life, some memories can be dissipated; in life, if you can't bear to look back, some things should not be mentioned again.
19. The pain that cannot be escaped, the past that cannot be returned, who plucked the strings of happiness, who sown indifference in the colorful season, who repaired the distance Broken road, who strung the teardrops into a necklace
20. Many days have passed, like the sound of firecrackers at the end of the new year, from far to near, from noisy to faint, and gradually, in the sulfur of the new year, the flavor of the year has faded. The taste slowly fades away. To this day, before the Lantern Festival, life seems to have returned to a year of peace. Going out, working, going to school, we wander away from home, live in isolation, fight for the years, or grow up year by year, It turns out that maturing year by year starts with getting ready in the light taste of the new year.
Twenty-one, a gorgeous encounter, a silent ending. Two flowers bloom, two flowers bloom. We met in the wrong season and grew up in different worlds. You go east and I go west, passing by each other. It was just a chance encounter, but it turned out to be a sad and beautiful thing. When the story ends, we will eventually return to the original world. If life is just like the first meeting, would you still choose to meet like this? If life is just like the first time we met, will Years Like a Passenger be more prosperous?
Twenty-two, I can see through the hole, but I am used to it being hazy. The moonlight is like a flood, using her unique brilliance to easily erode long-lost emotions.
However, in the deepest part of the memory you are always so bright, listening to the deepest sadness. The osmanthus shadow shakes down, but what they understand tacitly is: your ups and downs, my joys and sorrows!
23. The footsteps quietly walked through the traces of memory. The once deep footprints were filled by fallen leaves, telling the pain in the world of mortals. The footsteps stopped, and the body picked up the withered yellow leaves. A drop of tears stirred up the last breath, and listened to the helpless sadness. Unknowingly, the sleeping nightmare was awakened, and it danced into dust in the time.
24. Just think about yourself growing up slowly. Although you have stumbled and stumbled along the way, you have just been walking along the way, walking through the bright youth with sadness or joy. Youth is like this. What a beautiful word. I don’t know how long I can squander it.
25. The scenery we walked through is only drifting. I light a cigarette and burn it between my fingers. It is not until it hurts that I understand that love has gone far. I stand up silently and have been strong for a long time. Only then did I learn to forget, and I couldn’t just fall apart like this. On that night when I was soaked with tears, I understood the feeling in my heart, just like coffee with sugar or not, just because the pain was hidden in my heart.
26. People around me are becoming more and more silent: There are many people online on QQ, but they rarely talk to me. Sometimes I suddenly feel that I don’t know what topics to talk about. , so I had to remain silent. There are things you don’t want to say to some people, and there are things you want to say to some people but they don’t understand. Silence is a disease, and we all slowly suffer from this disease. This disease also has another nice name, called growth.
27. Graduation is a cruel season, and both the mature and immature must be harvested together; cherish the happiness at hand, and don’t wait until you lose it to regret it; don’t make promises at every turn; please continue to maintain your ambition, Ambitious ideals may not come true, but only with ambition can you move forward and not fall; always remember to be grateful to those who have helped you on the road of life. If you are in your 20s, try to get used to this, and remember to be more open-minded, and you will be less hurt.
Twenty-eight, the endless sun illuminates the forgotten face, but I am silent in every space without you. The butterflies are wandering, the willow leaves are falling, blowing the misery of resentment and the warmth and coldness of hatred. There are no dreams in the day, the lost past years are entertained, the bitter love is stored dry and cracked, the promise is played by the wind, the vicissitudes of the desert dry up the bitter tears, the flowers are left on the ground, who can understand the coldness of the wide sleeves? The rain and smoke that have been like a dream all day have turned into mysterious bamboo sticks at this moment, forcing laughter and joy, and there are still thousands of years.
29. Standing by the door and watching the scenery outside the car fade away, fade and disappear, I helplessly smile and swallow the bitterness back into my stomach, but I don’t know where to bury it. . I seemed to see a sea, it was slightly cool in autumn, and I was wandering alone on the beach, watching the ebb and flow of the tide, and exiled my unknown love.
When I was thirty or one, I would also think that maybe one day, I would be walking on a certain street and I could meet you at the corner, that familiar figure, the you I love most, and I would be there again. I smile and say hello to you calmly, and if you happen to still love me, I think your arms are the warmth I want to be close to the most, and I reach out to touch your face, even though it is a sad picture, maybe like a dream As short-lived as it is, I also want that moment of happiness, but I know that it is a fantasy. At this moment, I can only cry alone with the pain deep in my heart.
Thirty-one, Nirvana once, if the heart is still, it will be ridiculous to watch the mortal world end from now on. Loved, hated, happy, hurt. And these are all things you taught me. In the past four years, from meeting to acquaintance, from acquaintance to knowing each other, we have experienced ups and downs along the way, but we never thought about today's ending. Today’s ending, who should I blame, who should I hate, who should I blame
32. Sometimes, when facing the people around me, I suddenly feel speechless; sometimes, I used to Things that I have been insisting on change beyond recognition overnight; sometimes, I want to indulge myself and hope that I will go hysterical and crazy.
33. The more she smiles, the sweeter it is, the less you dare to see her tearful face.
I would rather love in peace than to actually step into that poignant and passionate love story. How much do you want to hold her hand quietly, pay attention to every scenery in the years, and stay with her until her hair turns gray, but this season... Already gone.
Thirty-four. "Memory of Time" 1. Memory is like a rolling curtain covered with wind chimes, which cannot hide any lingering traces in the aftertaste. 2. My heart is slightly moved, but love is far away. Things are different, people are not the same, everything is different, and the past cannot be pursued. 3. The only thing in the world that will become better and better with the passage of time is memories. 4. Memory is like water poured into the palm of your hand. No matter whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow cleanly from your fingers.
Thirty-five, the flowers bloom and fall, the flowers become empty, the fate gathers and the fate ends, the peach blossoms are more drizzle, and they don’t want the wind to come in the cold night, the flowers fall red, in the wind and dust, the silent night passes by The flower burial mound, the fragrant stroll in the garden, the sadness in my heart every time, the wind and clouds are turbulent, God's trick
36. I like you so much, but I won't just like you like this. , because liking it is just a word, I will turn liking into an indispensable part of life, I will make liking into a natural habit in life, like dressing and eating, like walking and talking. You are a beautiful journey for me. If I meet you, perhaps only the afterglow of the setting sun and the never-fading four seasons can represent my mood. But where are you?
Thirty-seven. Many things have passed, but the state of mind has not been forgotten. We always discover inadvertently that the years have left us behind with its never-ending pace. No matter how hard we try, There are very few things that can be held in hand. Apart from the bits and pieces of the past and memories, there is only helplessness towards reality and confusion about the future.
Thirty-eight, the wind blew away my memory, but my thoughts inexplicably overflowed the whole heart. The rain wet my dreams and stirred up the ripples deep in my soul. Holding an umbrella alone in the rain, pedestrians came and went on the street, in pairs. I can't help but ask myself, why is there no longer you under my umbrella now?
Thirty-nine, when you are sad, what love songs do you listen to? Live every cloudy day alone, how many rainy days have you gone through, get used to it, tell others, you are living a good life, In fact, it’s not the case. I’m used to saying this because I just don’t want to talk about how many tears I’ve shed for fear of being seen through.
40. The sad part in love is not that you love him but he doesn’t love you, but that he treats you well but doesn’t understand you, and the person who understands you has no feelings for you. The helplessness of life is that your choice is often that those who want to be lovers end up becoming confidants, and those who want to be friends end up becoming lovers.
41. There is always a person who always lives in my heart, but says goodbye. What cannot be forgotten in life are memories. What continues is life. Many people come and go, and there is always a place for them. , has not changed. Looking at the warm sunshine, I still think about it occasionally.
Forty-two, I forgot who, who remembered me, a faint smile, two forget the world. Looking for someone's dream, looking at someone's scenery, it seems like I have never met them in so many years, as if I have never walked on so many roads. Lost, dissipated
43. Once upon a time, I was like a beautiful butterfly, dancing in the world of love, enjoying everything given by this beautiful nature. However, when a heavy rain hit, he fell into the mire and could not fly no matter how hard he flapped his wings. So, disappointed and gradually despaired.
Funny and imaginative QQ personalized signature
If you say I am mentally retarded, do you like me?
My wish is to win the heart of one person, because I don’t have to go on a blind date
My love for you is like a tractor going uphill, vigorous and vigorous
I am jealous of all the girls who are thinner than me. How can you be prettier than me?
You must Go to bed early and get up early to be healthy. How can you face the blow if you are ugly and don’t have good health?
If you were as tall as your selfie, how could you not have a boyfriend?
I wake up early every day Getting up is just to sleep again
You should know that if I can beat you, why would I scold you
How can a handsome guy like me fight with you? It's all your blessing to be my friend
Is it because of love that you stay with me until late at night? No, it's because of insomnia
My soul is singing and dancing, but my body is tired I don’t want to think about it in bed
Being aloof is just a way for me to hide my playful nature
I know you like the sea so much, you must also like waves
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You are always serious about making people feel distressed, but in fact it is of no use, really
At my current age, I have already reached the point where I can’t get up in the morning and can’t sleep at night
I am just a little fairy, look at me, I am almost out of this world
Don’t worry if you can’t figure it out now, you still can’t figure it out in the future
You In your mother's eyes, you will always be a child, but I am not your mother
People who deserted in class don't know what to say. What did I say to those who were on a business trip?
I heard that ice is like sleeping water, but I only know that fart is a sigh of shit.
Doctor, what should I do if I have enlarged pores? Turn the pixels a little lower.
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If you treat me like a game, I will cheat and torture you to death..
The person I like is finally blind
I struggle with tying my hair every morning How many turns does it take to wrap the rope around? Two turns are too loose and three turns are too tight.
Your face is slightly red and you look like a pig’s head in the wind
I lose my temper and I’m scared. , afraid that someone is going to hit me.
I was afraid that you would come to me when my phone ran out of battery, but you never came to me when you had battery.
I really want to be a cat in the summer, sleeping lazily and elegantly
You and your girl are so sweet. We always hold hands when we go out on the street. Oh, as soon as you let go of your hand, she will Go shopping
Why do you feel more handsome after taking a shower? That’s because you have water in your head*
I have listened to so many English songs, but never Know what does it mean?
Eating is what I want; being fat is what I want; I can’t have both, so I’m done with it.
If you want to have good eyesight, use Hushubao first.
If you have delicious food, you can say whatever you want. If you don’t have it, you can go wherever you like.
During the evening self-study, I secretly used my mobile phone to look for answers during the exam. Suddenly the teacher turned off the light and I became The center of attention
Be happy, there is nothing to worry about, no one can leave this world alive anyway
Hello, the little fairy you called is making trouble, remember to buy candy Come to coax.
Thank you for your support
Thousands of routines are not as real as the sentence "I want to sleep with you"
I was born to be a big shot, so it is nothing to suffer a little
Let people Apart from love, the only thing that was bruised was the car accident
In order to prevent me from online shopping on New Year’s Day, I spent all my money on Double Eleven and Double Twelve. Isn’t it amazing
Never show weakness in front of me, or I will want to bully you
I just stick to my own path and let you talk behind my back
I keep The secret of youth is to pretend to be cute
You can’t have your cake and eat it too, you can be poor and ugly at the same time, fat and short go hand in hand. A shocking and imaginative quote, a popular classic on the internet. Collection of slang
A collection of imaginative and shocking quotations, a collection of classic Internet buzzwords
1. "What should you do if you encounter a snake in the wild?" "Don't panic, keep a gentle face." Hold up an umbrella with a smile and pretend to be Xu Xian. ”
2. One of the criteria for testing friendship is whether two people can get together to say bad things about others.
3. People who cannot spare time to sleep will sooner or later find time to get sick; those who cannot spare time to review will sooner or later make up the exams; and those who cannot spare time to fall in love will sooner or later Sooner or later, people will make time for blind dates...
4. Today my boyfriend went to the company to participate in the ugliest clothes contest. He wore a simple white T-shirt with a photo of me without makeup printed on it. The result was first place!
5. One day at the market, I saw a foreigner standing in front of a poultry stall, as if he wanted to buy chicken. Then I saw him thinking silently for a long time, and then said with difficulty: "Please give me an egg, mother..."
6. When my son knocks down the blocks, he always shouts: The city management is coming.
7. Someone put up a Kongming lantern last night, and it said: Passed all the exams... As a result, it was hung on a very tall tree.
8. Bed...let me go...I already have a job...I must leave you...
9. There are two ways to be inspirational, one is One is to see others succeed, the other is to see others unlucky.
10. A sloppy life does not require drafting.
11. Stop holding it, you are not an umbrella.
12. Every woman who claims to be a "sister" is looking for a very manly man, but turns out that the most manly man is herself.
13. Others review and read books and understand them by looking at them, but I understand them by looking at them.
14. Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: Beauty is destined to die...
15. The new version of China's Four Beauties selected by the China Foodie Association: Tao Huabi, A Xiangpo, Zhang Junya, and Huang Feihong.
16. A man’s dream: 1. He is really as handsome as his mother thinks; 2. He is really as rich as his son thinks; 3. He is really as rich as his wife thinks Womanhood.
17. There are three new forms of unfilial piety: studying literature, taking postgraduate entrance examinations, and not having a partner.
18. A colleague asked: "How old do you think we have to be to be poor?" Me: "It depends on how long we live."
19. I believe in love, but my mother-in-law If you don’t believe it, there’s nothing I can do about it.
20. I am the kind of person who cannot move forward once I leave myself a way out.
21. I was born before you were born, but you were born before I was old. You hate that I came late to repair your computer.
22. Which drink can make breasts fuller? Answer: Fine wine and coffee, E cup after E cup.
23. "How do you point out that a person is ugly in a formal way?" The only function of 90 is to remind me that it has a new version and needs to be updated.
25. Many people liked me when I was playing football.
26. One of the scariest things in the world is to watch horror movies with people who are afraid of watching horror movies.
27. If a girl doesn’t take selfies on Weibo, then she must be desperate for her appearance.
28. My youth has long been buried in my three-layer belly and double-layer chin.
29. Masters and PhDs are everywhere, but technicians and technicians are nowhere to be found.
30. "This poem was written by Xin Qiji?" "How do I know! Let's go on Sunday."
31. There are only two results in falling in love. One is, each goes back to his own home and finds his own mother; the other is, your mother becomes my mother.
32. The simplest emotion between people is to look down on each other.
33. Everyone is not a vegetarian, and they are all pretending to be vegetarians.
34. My wallet is like an onion, it makes me burst into tears every time I open it.
35. In this world, only soap is serious about losing weight...
36. It may not be a good thing for the world to be drunk but only me to wake up. They may just want you to pay the bill.
37. The brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to the screen of my mobile phone.
38. People are tired, otherwise they would not be called human beings.
39. "I'm getting married." "Congratulations, can you tell me the details?" "I registered on Taobao and we became married." I'm so tired from eating that I feel like I won't be fat anymore. .
40. China and Britain now have four accounts to settle: the Opium War, the burning of the Old Summer Palace, CET-4 and CET-6, and the London Olympics.
41. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed. Hey, there is a bottle of hand cream on the ground.
42. I must have been homeless in my previous life, so I will live like this in this life...
43. In fact, people’s looks can be divided into two categories: one is natural beauty ; One type is born to be inspirational.
44. There is a kind of compromise called going to bed early, and there is a kind of grievance called getting up early.
45. I am allergic to time.
46. Don’t do porcelain work without a diamond, and don’t wear a short skirt without a gold hoop.
47. "What is social elite?" "It is the people who are left after gathering everyone in society together and then compressing, refining, filtering and then compressing, refining, and filtering many times." "Isn't that what it means? What a scumbag!”
48. “When the British invented table tennis, they didn’t expect that there would be such a god-like country as China…” “When the Chinese played Cuju, they didn’t expect that today…”
49. There is a kind of longing called looking through the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers...
50. Why are crabs so domineering? Because it has money and willfulness!
51. As soon as you go out: thousands of birds will disappear, and thousands of people will disappear.
52. The buns in the cafeteria are always undercover agents sent by the steamed buns.
53. Everyone who dislikes me is not good-looking.
54. If you saw with your own eyes how the big trees turned into stacks of homework books, would you still have the heart to do your homework? Yes! No buying and selling, no killing!
55. After learning martial arts for so long, I finally got the opportunity to be embarrassed.
56. The temperature has cooled down recently. I saw a strong man on the highway, driving a convertible sports car and wearing a motorcycle helmet.
57. You must not blindly follow the crowd, so submit your papers decisively in advance.
58. Mr. Yue, can you not use the inferior red string from the village to marry me? It breaks every now and then!
59. People who are most likely to be hungry are usually fat people, because there is an idiom called: The most hungry person is heavy (heavily sinful).
60. Meeting strangers is actually very troublesome, and many lies have to be told again.
61. Endure the calm for a while, take a step back and miss the mark.
62. While eating, a foreigner at the table next to me asked me in broken Chinese, do all your mobile phones have the function of detecting toxic substances? I was confused and said, no. He said embarrassedly, I saw that many of you were taking pictures of the food with your mobile phones before eating, and I thought
63. Because...
64. A certain man has a dignified appearance. , but all the blind dates failed more than ten times. I was extremely distressed and consulted an expert. The expert asked: What questions do they ask you most? He answered: How much is your monthly income? The expert asked: How did you answer? He answered: 10,000. The expert pondered for a long time and said: In this way, next time a girl asks you about your monthly income
65. How much is your income? Answer 5 digits. Two weeks later, a certain man called the master: Please come to our wedding next week.
66. The dying grandmother called her granddaughter tremblingly: "I... want to leave my farm to you... There is a villa, a tractor and other equipment... There is also 22.39 million in cash..." The granddaughter was so moved that she almost cried: "Oh my god, grandma,
67....I didn't even know you had a farm! Where is it?" Grandma said with her last breath: "Facebook..."
68. A family of three was watching TV on the sofa. The father was thirsty and asked his 3-year-old son to bring him a glass of water. The son choked. He climbed down from the sofa and walked out again. Soon, he came back holding a glass of water. The father took the cup, took a sip, and praised his son. The mother asked:
69. Where did he get water for being so short? My father thought hard for a long time and painfully came to the conclusion: There is only a toilet!