Avanti boasted that he said, "I know bird language." The emperor heard this. The emperor took Avanti to hunt. Walking, I met a broken wall that collapsed. The emperor heard an owl cooing under the earthen wall and asked Afandi, "What are you listening to it?" "It says so," Afandi replied. "If the emperor keeps squeezing down like this, his country will soon look like my lair." Afandi, a friend of the donkey, rode the donkey and came to the judge of this city. When the judge saw it, he called out, "Welcome both of you!" Avanti replied, "My donkey kept pestering me and asked me to bring it out to find its friend, so I decided to bring it to you." Only in this way, Avanti had a naughty neighbor. The neighbor wanted to fool Afandi. He said, "Last night when I was sleeping, a mouse got into my stomach. How should this be treated?" "How to cure? You should catch a cat and swallow it quickly. There is no other good way. " Avanti said. Later, I learned that Avanti became a judge of Islam, and many people rushed to make friends with him. Someone said ingratiatingly, "Avanti is really something! Look how many friends you have! " "Not necessarily." Afandi said, "I can't say how many friends I have now. I won't know until I don't get married. " Cat and Meat One day, Avanti wanted to eat jiaozi and bought 3 Jin of meat. But his wife gave him vegetarian noodle soup. "Where's the meat?" Avanti asked. "Give it to the cat." Avanti put the cat on the balance. The cat weighs 3 Jin. He cocked his head and asked, "Wife, if this is a cat, what about the meat?" If this is meat, what about cats? " Oil as water Avanti works hard at Bayi's house, not only does he not have enough to eat, but also he can't see any oil stars in the food he eats. One day, Avanti asked Bayi, "Sir, you have a tank of oil at home. Why can't you see any oil in the dishes you give me?" After listening, Bayi said, "Sorry, Avanti, when cooking for you, I always mistake water for oil." A few days later, Bayi's house caught fire. Avanti took a wooden bucket, scooped out a bucket full of oil from the oil tank and threw it on the fire. As a result, the fire was even worse. Bayi roared: "Avanti, why do you add fuel to the fire?" Avanti pretended to be surprised and said, "Oh dear! Sir, I mistook oil for water! " "Like you," the king handed a curly pug to Avanti, touched his beard and proudly said to Avanti, "Avanti, I give you my favorite pug, and you must take good care of it like your favorite child!" "yes! My majesty. " Avanti hugged the dog in his arms, gently caressed the curly dog hair and said respectfully to the king, "I will take care of it as respectfully as I serve your Majesty, so that its spirit will be as relaxed and happy as you every day!" Hu Da is a usurer. Once, Avanti needed 1 yuan because he was in urgent need, but he couldn't borrow it everywhere. Avanti had no choice but to pray to Hu Da (God) in the middle of the night: "Ah, Hu Da! Please have mercy and give me a few dollars! If you refuse to give it for free, just lend it to me! " Avanti didn't finish praying when she heard someone knocking at the door, and it was urgent. Afandi continued to pray and winked at his wife and told her to open the door. The door opened, and when I saw it, it turned out to be the head of a hundred households (the official in charge of 1 households). "Avanti!" The head of the hundred households said, "We are going to build a worship temple in the village. With the blessing of Hu Da, I will send you 5 yuan." Afandi said with a sigh: "Well, Hu Da used to be a high-interest lender. Before lending me the money, it has already come to collect interest!" The devil's face Kazi asked Afandi, "People say you are knowledgeable. What is the devil's face like?" "If you want to know the face, look in the mirror!" Words of wisdom A rich man bought a box of fine porcelain in the market. He shouted, "I will teach him three words of wisdom if he carries it home for me." People who do short-term jobs don't want to talk to him, but Afandi is moved. He thinks: Money can be earned anywhere, but "wisdom" is not easy to hear. So avanti picked up the rich man's box and went with him. Walking, walking, Avanti asked the rich man to teach him "wisdom". The rich man said, "ok, listen!" If someone says to you: It's better to be hungry than full. Don't believe it! " "Wonderful, wonderful!" Avanti said, "So, what about the second sentence?" "If someone says to you: Walking is better than riding. You can never believe it! " "Yes, no more!" Afandi said, "What a hard-to-hear' wisdom'! What about the third sentence? " "Listen," said the rich man, "if someone tells you that there are more short-term workers than you, don't believe it!" Afandi slammed the box in his hand on the ground and said to the rich man, "If someone tells you that the fine porcelain in the box is not broken, you can't believe it!" The price of a roe deer Avanti hunted a roe deer and wanted to sell it to Burke. He met Burke's cousin jarque at the door. Jarque said, "Today Burke is looking for a roebuck. You can get a good price. However, I won't let you in unless you promise to give me half of the price. " Avanti said: "As long as you jarque are willing to accept it, I am happy to give it all away." Afandi went in. Burke was very happy after reading it and said, "How much is it? Tell me!" Avanti said, "You buy my roe deer, and I'll ask for 1 plates of ass." Burke accepted the roe deer and said, "OK, let's settle the bill!" " Afandi said, "Well, Mr. jarque asked me to give him half of the price of roe deer before he let me in. I promised the whole department to give it to him. Now, please pay him the full price! " It's neither good nor bad. When Avanti set up a small stall, Burke came over and asked, "Avanti, how is your business?" Afandi replied: "It's neither good nor bad!" Burke asked, "What does this mean?" Afandi said: "If I say business is good, you will pay more taxes;" I said business was bad, and when I got home, my wife would mutter again. Therefore, I can only say, "It's neither good nor bad!" "Today is a crazy day." Avanti went home from the city and met Burke in this city on the way. Burke asked where Avanti was from, and Avanti pointed to Burke's city and said, "I'm from that city." Burke asked, "What about the rich people there?" Afandi replied: "All of them are greedy and cruel." "What about Burke?" "Burke is even more brutal." Burke said angrily, "Please note that I am Burke of this city!" " Afandi laughed: "Lord Burke, I am a madman in this city!" Some days when madness doesn't break out, I pray for happiness for old Burke. Some days when I go crazy, my mouth will talk nonsense. Today is just a crazy day, but I am really surprised to tell you the truth! " I think I gave it to Avanti and sold honey. A Bayi said, "Give me a bowl." Said, and handed avanti a bowl. Avanti poured a bowl, and Bayi left with honey. Afandi grabbed his belt and said, "Bayi, you haven't paid yet!" " Bayi said falteringly, "I seem to have given you 1 yuan!" " Afandi grabbed the bowl, poured the honey into the honey jar, handed the empty bowl to Bayi and said, "Take it, I seem to have given you a bowl of honey!" " Avanti, whose heart is black, carried a cage of rabbits to the market to sell. Walking past the house of Baie Allahan, a rabbit jumped out, jumped into the yard, and mingled with Allahan's rabbits. Avanti went in to look for this rabbit. Allahan said, "The rabbits in the yard are all mine, and there are no rabbits mixed in." Avanti said, "It's good without me. My rabbit has a plague. " Allahan said, "That needs to be seen. Maybe it's mixed in. Do you recognize your rabbit correctly? You have to find it and don't spread the rabbit plague to me. " Avanti grabbed one at random and said, "This is it." Alahan looked at it carefully for a while and asked, "This doesn't look like a rabbit with any disease. Don't you admit it?" Avanti said: "Yes, you should not look at it in a serious way. In fact, it just wants to mix. On the outside, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it, but the heart and soul inside are black. " Only one thing is needed. The lazy man said to Avanti, "Tell your wife to cook a good meal. I'm going to visit your house." Avanti agreed. After a while, the lazy man came. Afandi said, "Well, the rice hasn't been served yet because there is only one thing missing." The lazy man asked, "What is it?" Afandi said, "Working hands!" Some people boast that "I can easily pick up a stone weighing 1 Jin with one hand and throw it into the city from the outside of the city wall." Afandi gave him a handkerchief and said, "Let's have a competition to see who has the greatest strength. This is a small handkerchief less than two taels. Please throw it from the inside of the courtyard wall to the outside. " As soon as the man threw it, the handkerchief still left in the courtyard. Afandi said, "I can not only throw my handkerchief over the wall, but also throw a small stone at the same time." With that, he picked up a stone the size of an egg from the ground and wrapped it in Parry's hand, and threw it over the wall at once. "How, give up!" Hercules has nothing to say. Afandi, a well much like milk, visited a person's house. The host was very stingy and mixed a lot of water into the milk that served the guests. During the dinner, the host asked about the well water in the countryside of Avanti. Afandi said: "Strange things happened there this year. What came out of the well was not all water, much like milk. The color is the same as real milk. It's just a light taste, like milk and water, just like the milk in this cup. " Don't be thirsty for it. One day, Avanti went to dinner. Seeing the guests around him munching, holding delicious dishes in their hands and putting them in their pockets, they picked up the teapot and poured tea into his pockets. The guest asked in surprise, "What are you doing?" Afandi smiled and said, "Well, aren't you thirsty because you ate too much meat in that pocket?" There is no water for you to drink. On a hot day, the imam and the township appointment passed by Avanti's door and asked Avanti for water. Avanti said, "I'm sorry, I don't have any water for you to drink." Two more shepherds came and went to Avanti's house to beg for water. Avanti immediately gave them water to drink. The imam was angry and said, "Avanti, you just said there was no water for us to drink, but you have water for them to drink!" " Afandi said, "I didn't lie to you at all. I made it clear just now that there is no water for you to drink. But I never said that they didn't drink water! " An avanti came back from Arabia and said to avanti, "You know, avanti, I went to Mecca to be holy!" " Avanti said, "So, the donkey you ride is also facing the holy?" "Yes, I took it, and I made it salute the temple!" Afandi said: "However, I think it is still a donkey!" " Afandi, the thief-guard, was surprised to see several ministers, who were supervising the workers to heighten the palace wall. He asked, "The palace wall is already high enough. Why do you still heighten it?" Ministers said, "This is to prevent thieves from entering the palace to steal gold and silver treasures!" " Afandi pointed to the ministers and said, "But how can we prevent the thieves who were inside?" The happiest day for the people The king asked Afandi, "When is the happiest day for my people?" Afandi replied: "The day when your majesty was lucky enough to go to heaven." The King's Soul One day, the king asked Afandi, "In your opinion, will my soul go to heaven or hell after I die?" Afandi said, "Your soul must go to hell. This is because you have killed too many people who should go to heaven. Heaven has filled them up, and they can't accommodate you any more! " The horse flew to the sky. The king asked Afandi, "For a long time, I wanted to fly to the sky, travel around and broaden my horizons." Do you have any clever tricks to help me achieve my goal? " Afandi said, "Give me the mare that you often ride, and I will ride it to the distant high mountain top to collect an herb. Horses will grow wings when they eat this herb. At that time, when you ride it, everything will be as you wish! However, it takes a year to travel. " The king immediately rewarded Avanti with a wallet of gold and silver. Avanti got on the king's horse and went home like a flash. Kill the horse at once. Almost a year later, Avanti came to the palace. The king smiled and asked, "Avanti, it's only three days away, and it's a full year." Do you think my horse can grow wings? " Avanti said, "Your majesty, your horse has grown wings!" " The king stood up from his throne with joy and said, "Then why didn't you bring it to me today?" Avanti pretended to be sad and said, "I did bring it, but on the way, your horse flapped its wings and its hooves flew into the sky!" " Wise measures The king asked Afandi, "I want to make everyone rich. What wise measures do you think I need to take?" Afandi said, "Your Majesty, if you return all the food you have plundered and the money you have plundered to the people, won't the people be well fed?" The reputation of the king The king said to Avanti, "I want to keep my body after I die, just for fear that it will stink. People should cover their noses when they come to pay their respects. What can you do?" Avanti said: "I will help you to apply sesame oil to your face, put the powder into your abdominal cavity, and soak it with perfume all over your body. It will certainly not stink." However, your reputation stinks, and I can't do anything! " The king has a good eye. Avanti knits blankets for the king. The king looked at it and said, "The needle at the edge is too thin!" " Avanti said: "Your majesty's eyesight is not bad, it is indeed a little thin." Avanti carried the blanket back and threw it on the ground without moving a stitch. After three days, he gave the blanket to the king to see. The king looked at it and said happily, "That will do." Afandi said: "I said that your majesty's eyesight is not bad, plus three days' work, the needles are really dense." Sleeping somewhere else The king told Afandi that he was very upset, restless and always restless, and asked if there was any medicine to cure him. Avanti said: "There is no cure for this disease. You can only sleep somewhere else-in a coffin, and you will be safe forever."
One thing is missing
The lazy man said to Afandi, "Tell your wife to cook a good meal. I'm going to visit your house." Avanti agreed. After a while, the lazy man came. Afandi said, "Well, the rice hasn't been served yet because there is only one thing missing." The lazy man asked, "What is it?" Afandi said, "Working hands!" "Mullah who loves to sing" When Avanti went to the Scripture School, he often got together with several classmates to sing for fun. As soon as they started singing, the annoying Mullah leaned in and sang blindly with a broken gong to spoil their fun. Avanti is determined to put this