1. I still sigh at my small waist in those days. Looking at the present, I hate my spare time, and I'm all dressed up.

2. Have you noticed that people who don't like you are particularly ugly?

3. I have a knack for picking up girls, but I'm a girl.

4. I'm not afraid to celebrate Singles Day. I'm afraid that the person I like will not celebrate Singles Day.

5. If the world turns me into a prostitute, then I will turn the world into a brothel!

6. I have passed by countless times, and my clothes are all scratched and there is no spark!

7. Gao Fushuai, do you still remember the diaosi by Daming Lake that summer?

8. I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

9. Life is to be born, to live, and the rest are just clouds.

1. You are my Youlemei, but the trash can is your destination.

11. You have never been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are!

12. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

13. If it is a mistake to have money, I would rather make mistakes again and again.

14. My ideal is simple: I have the body of Monkey and live the life of Bajie!

15. When I drink water, I feel uncomfortable. When I feel uncomfortable, I have a stomachache. When I have a stomachache, I drink water.

16. Look at the nose in the middle, look at the face with bangs, look at the temperament with bangs, and look at the facial features without bangs. I am suitable for masking.

17. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know that I should go to bed early at night.

18. I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered!

19. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

2. which is more pitiful, having no money to spend or having no one to want? Of course, there is nothing to eat!

21. Traveling means going from one's own place to another's.

22. Growing up, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.

23. Everyone praises me for being virtuous, and I can do nothing when I am idle.

24. Happiness died. He married loneliness as his companion, and then he had a child named Memory.

25. Handsome is useless! In the end, it was eaten by a pawn!

when I was a child, my family was poor and I couldn't afford a bike, so I had to take a taxi to school.

27. Rome wasn't built in a day, and three layers of belly were not built in a day.

28. Whoever can't answer the exam will fill in Long live Chairman Mao, and no one dares to cross it.

29. The most ridiculous thing is that I already know the truth, but you are still lying there.

3. People who pretend are not necessarily black-bellied. People with black bellies will definitely pretend.

31. Being alone in a foreign land makes me miss my family every time I spend money.

32. A little effort will make you happy, but a big effort will hurt you, and a strong effort will destroy you.

33. Hey, man, tell me what's unhappy. Let's have fun.

34. Haha ~ We were sexy when we were children, and we didn't even need to wear underwear.

35. The fortune teller said that you were just a passerby in my life.

You didn't open the firewall for 36 or 3 days, and you raised a nest of Trojan horses, which made me feel like a stranger. I still want to say. I want to live for another 5 years.

38. After breaking up, you think I sacrificed me and you died, and it's over.

39. I don't mind scolding you at ordinary times. I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

4. After you left, I shouted with heartbreak. I won't sell this pig.

41. Life is like an angry bird. When you fail, there are always several pigs laughing!

42. Hospitals now keep an eye on patients' pockets. What doctors and parents say is bullshit.

43, hurry up and have a heavy snow, let me make a snowman, snow white.

44. Exam: The difference between an open book and a closed book lies in that one copies at the top and the other at the bottom.

45, eyes into the sand, blinking all the time, will it be ground into pearls

46, time and tide wait for no man, first of all, women can't be spared; Opportunity waits for no one, first of all, you can't wait for a man.

47. Only when my dream is impacted can my heart be truly touched.

48. Crying: It doesn't mean how wronged you are, but how timid you are.

49. Being beautiful is annoying. If I were a boy, I would have married myself.

5. What is money? It's something I don't have. Talk about 5 treasured words

1. The night gave me a black mouse, but I used it to play until dawn

2. Never feel that you are the most unlucky person in the world, otherwise God will think that you underestimated his ability

3. Is the so-called "protein" a "fool+idiot+spiritual essence" < p? Fly with me, everyone fell to his death

6. The strength of science lies in that you can't read the answers, and the strength of liberal arts lies in that you don't want to copy them after reading the answers

7. If you are well, it will be sunny, but Lao Tzu likes cloudy days

8. When I was a child, I cried and cried, and when I grew up, I cried and laughed.

9. You can see such a good girl as me. Answer: Because there is no "whip" in Fahai

12. It turns out that loving a person depends on fate, that is, you can't help yourself

13. The complexion is rosy and ten thousand people fall down. Is it true that girls use big treasures

14. The three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless

15. Playing the lute to a cow is actually not terrible. The terrible thing is that cows play the piano at you.

16. Eating makes me thin, and I can't have both. I'll go anyway.

17. There will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen during the winter vacation.

18. Some people are seriously distressed, and some people owe it a toothache.

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2. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.

21. I'm in a bad mood today, and I just want to say four words, including the above two.

22. What I say may not be realized, just like a man's promise to a woman.

23. Why can't my homework be like? I never know how much weight I can gain by eating one more

26. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring yawned and went to the door to look for it. I can't sleep at night, but I can't wake up during the day

27. The so-called sleeping goods can be summed up in one word: sleepy in spring, sleepy in summer, sleepy in autumn, hibernating

28. The bell after class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the bell after class is more nervous than it is

29. I always want to play computer when I go to school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer when I have a holiday

3. The whole class laughed

31. It's not that I don't want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of a rebound.

32. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

33. I'm fat and call me ugly. You have to get fat and be uglier than me.

34. Live proudly, so be a tough bitch.

35. You are a savage. Give face and do a good job

37. If someone swears at you, you can answer him: Are you introducing yourself?

38. A: You treat me like an idiot; B: Ah! So you are not

39. Is beauty useful? Can you get a card at the bank?

4. Bragging is so fresh and refined. You are really amazing.

41. My friend, you are really beautiful.

42. You dress so cool, but you look so bad.

43. Your love is like a virus, and it will be swallowed up by 36 sooner or later.

Watermelon is to shoot

45, and hold you in my hand. You are the cup. As soon as I give up, you are the glass.

46. My first love was lost to that heart breaker, and now my sister has become strong.

47. If you don't know me, keep your mouth shut and throw away what you can't keep, so as not to upset you when you see it. Don't yell

5 with that bitch's mouth, just keep going until you have nothing. Tell me about the unique classic personality of diaosi.

Tell me about the unique classic personality of diaosi.

1. I want love: either not to start or for life.

2. People always fall in love with the old road when taking a new road.

3. There are people in the wrong place, and things are the favorite people in the wrong place, but they are not there.

4. At that time, I downloaded you to my disk, but now I want to delete it, but it tells me that "this file can't be deleted normally".

5, the heart is the biggest liar, others can cheat you for a while, but it will cheat you for a lifetime.

6. Dear, don't let me see what I shouldn't see and hear what I shouldn't listen to, so I will think what I shouldn't think.

7. Learning to be tolerant is the biggest winner in love.

8. If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

9. Meet the person you like and do what you want to do, and regard these as the last willfulness in your youth.

1. It doesn't matter whether I am here or not, does it?

11. The world of Russia and Germany is nothing more than your kindness.

12. Home is a place for expressing feelings, not reasoning.

13. I may not like you because of your appearance, but I dare not like you because of my appearance.

14. Every time I come, I want to add flowers to you. There is also a person I love.

15. My world is just your heart.

16. It's June again, a day that makes graduates want to stay but have to leave.

17. It's sweet to hold hands with Iraqis once.

18. Good night. Who can say these two simple words to me all my life without falling to the ground?

19. Falling in love with a song is often because of a lyric; Falling in love with a painting is often because of a feeling.

2. There are two things you can't choose in the world: birth, love, and two things in the world are inevitable, and love dies.

21. I love you. I love you. Can you hear me? That's a joke.

22. Who worships heaven and earth, whether to get married or go to the grave?

23. Women are usually afraid of men's sexuality, but they don't like men's sexuality when they go to bed.

24. When is the time to embrace each other and watch the excitement?

25. Is beginning of life inherently good? That was more than a thousand years ago.

26. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in my dream.

27. If you don't work hard now, you will pick up garbage later.

28. My advantage: I have the courage to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: I will never change

29. Every time I put the Pearl Princess on Mango Taiwan, I know that summer vacation is coming.

3. If I hadn't beaten you, I would have turned against you.

31. Some people look much better than real people when they make masks.

32. Making up notes every day is the motivation for me not to sleep

33. In this day and age, Wukong pursues leopard print fashion and sexy

34. When the sun shines in the sky and flowers smile at me, you can't tell me

35. One day, Xiaoming asked his father, Dad, am I a stupid child? Dad replied: silly child, how can you be a silly child?

36. The beginning of love is the most preparation for marriage in the future.

37. Getting up early can really do many things, for example, sleeping again.

38. On the way to pretend to be B, we became an NB SB.

39. She said to me: You are fortunate. I said to her: you are distressed.

4. I'm waiting for you to tell me that you will give me all your love. A philosophical and fashionable sentence

1. When you have 1% confidence in something, it will eventually become a reality.

2. Love is wonderful, but life is always longer than love, and life requires wisdom.

3. In one's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irretrievable regrets, unreachable dreams and unforgettable love.

4. When you point your finger at others, please don't forget that your three fingers are pointing at yourself

5. When you stop, don't forget that others are still running behind. When you give up, others are only one step away from you.

6. There are no perfect people and love in the world, so what you are pursuing is not perfect love, but love that suits you.

7. All the time in life will not be wasted. As long as you pass by, you will definitely leave traces and become mature.

8. Human nature is like this. cool thin, as long as you exchange something better, then you will be willing to give it up.

9. Sometimes a woman needs a man, just like an airplane runner needs a parachute. If he is not here at this moment, then he doesn't have to be here in the future.

1. A good relationship is not established at once. It takes time, patience and two people who really want to be together.

11. It is meaningless to deliberately change yourself for others, because then you will not be you, and he will not even love the real you, let alone fall in love with you who is not like you.

12. Sometimes, the hardest decision we make turns out to be the most beautiful thing we have ever done.

13. When two people are happy together, they like each other. If they are unhappy, they want to be together, that's love ...

14. Feelings are sometimes just your own business. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, can only end on its own.

15. Our wishes, big and small, are always in vain.