2, the stomach is wide, and there are often ferry boats.
My generation is descendants of the Chinese people, and China people are descendants of Zhou. I was born at the right time and at war. I can't drive the Japanese invaders out of China. How can I be human? It is my bounden duty to lead all the Red Army, unite with friendly forces, go to the front today to fight to the death with the Japanese aggressors, recover the rivers and mountains, defend the nation and defend the country.
Fashion is not a dialogue between designers and customers, but a dialogue between swindlers and fools.
It is not her parents, but her age that really forces a woman to be someone else's wife.
6. Why do marriage proposals always take place in dim light? Because besides deceiving each other, you also need to deceive yourself.
7. What impresses every man and woman most is the first love that died, because it didn't continue.
8. There is no reason to get married, but you will understand a lot afterwards.
9. "I can't believe I married you." A man has to say this twice in his life. The first time was on the wedding night, the man said happily; The second time, after 30 years of marriage, the man sighed.
10, men always want women to answer some questions they don't know; Women always ask questions that men don't want to answer.
1 1, a rich man can have a job and raise several women; A poor man wears several hats and can only keep one woman.
12, a woman spends her whole life just to find someone she loves, and at the same time, to prevent other women from finding him.
13, cosmetics are women's confidence; For men, this is an illusion.
14, marrying a historian is a woman's sorrow, because he will try his best to dig up all your unknown past.
15, it's not terrible for my wife to run away from home. The terrible thing is that she will come back.
16, men hate those who try to kidnap their wives, especially those who give up halfway.
17, a man is willing to fight for love, only to find that marriage killed him.
Marrying an archaeologist is a woman's happiness, because the older she gets, the more interested she becomes.
19, my wife has so many things to love that my husband can't think of them.
20. the purpose of having children: to create a loyal audience that blames each other.
2 1, both men and women make mistakes, but women will make this mistake the same as men's.
22. The mother-in-law chooses her son-in-law in every way, not only to find a home for her daughter, but also to find a place for herself.
23. Marriage means that you don't care what your husband thinks, only what your wife says.
24. A rich husband has a loud voice, but a poor husband has a big wife.
People don't want to be lonely, so they get married and then they want to be lonely.
26. When in love, who is more deceptive than men and women? After marriage, it is to see who has been cheating for longer.
27. Why are most senior executives over 50 years old? Because they have gained enough experience in their married life.
28. Every man wants to have a woman in a TV advertisement, but they didn't expect that once they don't like her, they can't turn off their phone at any time.
29. The reason why God can't begin to transform a woman is because she has too many problems.
30. Husband and wife deepen their understanding through each quarrel; When they got to know each other well, they stopped arguing and chose to break up.
3 1, don't tell a woman that what she says is nonsense, or you will put in a good word for this sentence for a long time.
32. Women will scold you when they are reasonable; If a woman ignores it, she will scold more fiercely.
33. Why do birthday candles in the bakery give away for free? Because only people take less, and no one wants more.
The purpose of marriage is to warn you not to trust your own judgment too much.
35. Women are divided into married women and unmarried women, while men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage.
What really makes a woman a wife is not her parents but her age.
37. Find the entrance in the first half of your life and the exit in the second half.
38. Large companies are inefficient and small companies are inefficient.
39. I am willing to share joys and sorrows with the people and swear to work hard to consolidate the mainland.
40. Women are not sexy and must be emotional; Without sensibility, it is necessary to be rational; If there is no reason, we must have self-knowledge; If she doesn't even have this, she will only have misfortune.
4 1, marriage is like hanging, don't think that the rope will fly as soon as it pulls your foot, and it will end soon. In fact, you have to go through a period of struggle, spasm and suffocation before you can reach a calm stage.
42. When a woman wants you to be happy, you may not be happy, but if a woman wants you to be miserable, you will be miserable.
43. Love is an ideal and marriage is a reality. A person who has both must be an excellent mixer.
44. Marriage is like a dangerous building. You never know when it will collapse. When you realize that it may collapse, it has collapsed.
45. Women are afraid of hardship, poverty, ugliness and old age, while men are afraid of women.
46. What is love at first sight? The first time he saw you, he immediately developed amnesia about many affairs in the past.
47. When you suddenly receive a whole bunch of roses after a thousand boring days, don't think that he is rekindling his old love for you. This is a reunion, but for another woman.
48. Love shows the best, and marriage shows the worst.
49. Men will never really understand women, just as women will never understand women.
50. Most women can look at each other, and only a few women can talk to each other.
5 1, women's tears can soften men's centrifugation, but men's tears can strengthen women's centrifugation. /。
52. The greatest actors in the world are men and women in love. /。
53. Every compromise between husband and wife is through quarreling.
54. The perfect marriage is a loyal woman and an honest man.
55. Women's shopping points: Never let the money in your husband's wallet leave regrets. /。
56. It's never too late to quarrel, and it's never too late to apologize.
57. Women don't like kind men, because kind men must be extremely boring.
58. Marriage is like an old TV play that is nothing new but repeated again and again.
59. In modern cities, love is no longer romantic, and marriage is no longer a blessing.
60. The definition of being single is: making up romance and then putting marriage on the shelf.
6 1, the biggest problem of being single is that you can't share anything with each other-including loneliness.
If you are honest with your lover, you will lose your lover-she will leave you or she will marry you.
63. Marriage is a dark house, and an affair is a ray of sunshine through the gap of velvet curtains.
64. Love is not free-even if it doesn't cost money, it takes time.
A single woman is certainly more beautiful than a housewife, because she takes care of herself by taking care of men.
66. People fall in love for the first time for love; The last few times are just for novelty and contrast.
67. Who falls behind in love depends entirely on who loves whom more.
68. When you want to get married, you can't meet a good partner; When you meet the right person, you want to be a single lady-this is life.
69. Love is like bath water. It will get cold after a long time. Even if you don't care about the water temperature, your skin will wrinkle after soaking for a long time.
70. I don't want to play the role of a good lover and a good wife at the same time, because it violates the fair trade law.
7 1. Before finding another lover, the lover now is always the best.