There are always a few jokers on the Internet who like to make people laugh. If you have nothing to do, just look at their replies. Their relaxed and joyful atmosphere can affect your mood throughout the day. Below are various funny God replies and quotes that I shared, let’s take a look.

Popular Funny God Reply Quotes

1. History Teacher: Why are you afraid of editing history if you hand in a blank paper?

2. Can we still be friends? ?The kind that never speaks?

　3. ?Why do you still care about her after leaving? She is too stupid to let go. ?

4. ?What is the most unwelcome thing someone has ever said to you? To say that I am ugly?

5. "You have to say something ugly about me first?" "I am handsome, so to speak. "

6. ?Is it always good for children to cough? Most of them just pretend to give them a good beating?

7. ?Why do you always have tears in your eyes? Because I am really sleepy?

8. ?I want to steal your body temperature. ?Speak human language. ?Hug one. ?

9. ?Refuse to start because you are afraid of ending. ?Did you finish your homework or not?!?

10. ?Why didn’t anyone go with you? You originally left with someone else but then you left with someone else?

A selection of humorous quotes from God’s replies Chapter

1. ?If you were hit by a car and flew a few meters away, then you got up and said what is the most handsome next car?.

2. ? What does the exam look like? What does the exam look like like Sprite? Why do you feel so excited before the exam and feel so cold after the exam?

3. ? Boys above height, what do you girls think of such boys? Why can't you see it?

4. ?What does it feel like to be short? You obviously want to glare at people, but you have to act cute. ?

5. ?Why are we together? Not to separate anyway?

6. Friend? How did you get those scars on your face when my mother had a caesarean section?

7. ?You never learn to say no, so why are you so presumptuous?Speak in human language?You ate too much today?

8. ?When was the quietest time you met the teacher at the beginning of school? Meet a male idol on the playground, a relative at home, or a stranger on the road?

9. It is said that the name of the person you call out when you are scared is the person you love the most? Do you know who the fuck is?

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10. ?Why do some people feel handsome after taking a shower because their brains are filled with water?

11. ?What is it like to feel tired? People who know each other tacitly, but rely on each other Use language to explain?

12. ?If the English teacher or the Chinese teacher falls into the river, who do you save first? Throw the math teacher into the river too?

13. ?Go away? Be civilized Okay? Roll over, baby cow?

14. ?What is the slowest express delivery in the world? Our class helps people pass notes? Why? Everyone has to open it and read it."

15. ?Why are there so many homeworks? The teacher appoints us at will?

16. ?What happened in the class? I don’t know, let’s make fun first?

17. ?You Why have I been hurt when I was in high temperatures?

Classic witty God’s reply sentences

1. ?What are the benefits of having long hair? Is it a slap in the face every time you turn your head?

　2. ?Why did you hit that boy? He loves to protect his girlfriend and is willful?

3. ?I did it, you can do whatever you want!? The T-shirt hanging on the balcony to dry said to the jacket.

4. ?Show you a photo of Zhang Liang who is blind? What? Zhang Liang is blind?

5. ?Please use one sentence to describe Sun Wukong? Very pornographic and violent?

6. ?Dear, am I fat? You weigh yourself when you are full, right?

7. I seem to like you? How can I say it like you have had sex? Like me?

8. ?Is it really suitable for us to be together? I am versatile!?

9. ?What is gentleness? Gentleness is when you use chopsticks to pick up tofu When?

10. ?You are not tall, ugly, and have no money, what else do you have to chase your goddess? I have a brave heart?

11. ?Why the deep sea The fish are all ugly because they are too dark and no one can see them, so everyone just grows as long as they want. ?

12. ?Is there anyone more important to you than Zhang Qiling? No, no more. ?

13. ?Shall I carry you? Why? You must be exhausted from running around in my dreams all night last night?

14. ?You What kind of boy do I like? I like boys who shine when they smile!? Then do you like Tathagata?

15. Today during the company cleaning, the leader gave me an order that instantly petrified me: Go and remove the cactus. Wipe it!?

16. ?There are many pedestrians on the street, but they all just pass by? What’s wrong, you still want to bump into me head-on

17. ?You know? Give up Cat effect? ??A cat that has been abandoned once will become extremely well-behaved if someone picks it up again. ?It’s afraid of being thrown away again?

18. He said: “If I don’t come back in a month, will you wait for me?”, “Let’s talk about it then”, he said: “Would you please wait for me, wife?

19. ?You leave? Well, I will leave, then you let me go? Just because I say I let you go, doesn’t it mean I want to let you go?

20. ?When are girls the most attractive? Wen Jing meets her teacher at the beginning of school, meets her boyfriend at the playground, meets relatives at home, and meets strangers on the street. The rest of the time, she is like a runaway husky!?