1. It's better to have a long pain than a short pain, and a short pain is better than no pain. It's impossible to have no pain. If you ask me, I want to break off my marriage.
2, don't give me pressure, that will be my motivation to become your boss.
3. It's better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.
4. When I am rich, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!
5. There are too many bacteria in the outside world, and I'm afraid I'll be infected as soon as I go out.
6. If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.
7. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.
8. It is the duty of every villager to protect Bigfoot.
9. I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.
1. The trousers are not worn out, but washed out.
11. I'll do something that will make you stare this time. Make him humble!
12. I, Liu Neng I, was wise, and I was destroyed at your home.
13. Let the storm come more violently, and let those dating get soaked.
14. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it, teasing mosquitoes and killing them.
15. I'm not a TV set. Don't stare at me all the time.
16. I'm going to do something that will make you stare! If you don't get the money, you won't leave.
17. am I your dick ... nemesis ... Chloe? Chloe won't kill you.
18. My reputation as Liu Neng I was ruined by you bitches!
19. Do you know how brave I needed to dial your number, but you turned it off?
2. This is a new socialist countryside. How can I stop drinking?
21. Don't tell me that you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence too much ...
22. I'm a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.
23. If you are so rich, why don't you let the ghost make the mare go?
24. Without toads, swans would be lonely.
25. It's good for you to stop, and walking away is your only way out.
26. People say that you can pick bones from eggs, and I can pick the skin out of eggs.
27, your short is lifelong, but my fat is temporary.
28. People in the upper class always like to do something dirty.
29. Do you ask others to eat every time? Actually, I'm starving.
3. What, do you want to fight? I won't fight with you. I will fight with you before, but now I won't fight. I am a person with status, and people with status don't fight.
31. Liu Neng: I cried so hard that I could walk away from you.
32. No wonder he has a bad temper. He turned out to be ill.
33. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.
34. If the daughter-in-law is gone, you can find it again. Mom, there's only one.
35. I like saving people, especially you rich people!
36. You are the only channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there are no advertisements yet.
37. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.
38, often walk in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hands?
39. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.
4. Life is like a trip, and you may turn over somewhere.
41. I'm actually in good shape, fat but not greasy.
42. I don't collect junk, so I can't let you be on call.
43. I cried. I threw you away and walked back with my feet off.
44. Before the countdown to my life, I have only a few wishes. If you can't satisfy me, I will die with my eyes open!
45, yes. How famous you are. You have made more than 1 movies, but now you are not allowed to broadcast pornography.
46. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.
47. My father said that handsome men lie, and my mother said that unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.
48. China, why didn't you take your face to study bulletproof vests?
49. Take the son by the hand and drag him away. If he doesn't leave, he will be dizzy and continue to drag him away.
5. You don't even take your IQ without money. If you have a millimeter of my brain, you will have everything.
51. Do you get along with me enough?
52. Head and feet went together (Liu Da's head and Xie Dajiao).
53. Goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair, add water, ignite and cover the pot!
54. I'm not a straw boat. Don't send your bitch to me.
55. I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.
56, and this souvenir has been received. If we don't support this, we are sorry for this hairtail, right?
57. Here's the thing. I took a pack of cigarettes from Bigfoot, and I want to keep it in my village committee. Bigfoot won't keep it for me. Can you arrange it for her ...
58. It's just 2 years later. My mother would have given birth to me 2 years earlier, and I can't go back in this life.
59. Even if you are already taken, I will substitute flowers for trees.
6. Can you have me again?
61. Those who can walk leave their legs behind.
62. Help others? He is the only one who is happy. Then I have to cry, Bay!
63. One bottle of soda and one biscuit. The consumption standard is the same as his.
64. Compare which of these two fish is handsome. Handsome is tomorrow's dish.
65. When weeding is noon, you can rely on nothing. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.