Humorous philosophical sayings, in daily study, work or life, everyone has been exposed to many famous sayings. There are always some famous sayings that you particularly like and will touch you. The following are my humorous philosophical quotations. Welcome to reading.

Humorous philosophical sayings 1 1, the word "great" does not have to appear in a wide range of things; Small places in life can be great.

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

It's hard to love someone. Loving two people is fun, loving three people is annoying, four people capsize and five people are completely finished.

I didn't mean to be different, so I have to have outstanding taste.

As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

6. If you don't forgive sentient beings and don't understand them, you will suffer yourself.

7. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who guides him; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

8, people are afraid of you, in fact, it is not a blessing, people bully you, in fact, it is not a shame.

9. The meaning of life should be in the process, not the conclusion. Therefore, a person should not influence another person with his own experience and opinions, not to mention that he is not you and you are not him. Everyone's growth process is different, and the ups and downs of life must be tasted by themselves. Trying is life.

10, a woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck.

1 1, when you are in the most pain, there are birds singing happily outside the window;

12, when you are happiest, someone is suffering from illness and struggling with death.

13, you should thank the person who informed you of your shortcomings.

14, men's brains like women's hearts, but their eyes like women's looks.

15, everyone is looking forward to an immortal relationship. But we must understand that feelings are like houses, and cutting corners during construction will become dangerous buildings; Long-term disrepair will lead to wall cancer, and http will leak. Sometimes a big typhoon will shatter the glass; Sometimes it may be destroyed by an earthquake. If you don't have fire escape equipment, you should be prepared ... and all houses are the same, even prisons have doors to get in and out.

16, every thought is a prayer.

17, laziness is like rust, which consumes the body more than labor.

18, arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't be saved.

19. Today, when you woke up, there was a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there was the last note: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself!

20, marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely, it is inconvenient to move, but it will be very warm.

2 1. This river can reach its destination because it knows how to avoid obstacles.

22. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

23. Animals only believe what they see, while people can see what they believe. Both happiness and trouble come from this.

24. Everything in the universe has two sides, so we should develop from the back. Look inside, even from the opposite side.

Don't confuse arrogance with your wisdom. Don't let your modesty lack wisdom.

26, don't bring trouble to yourself because of the ignorance of all beings. Don't hurt yourself because of the ignorance of all beings.

27. Objective art is not only for seeing, but for living. But you must know how to approach it, so you must meditate.

28. A bachelor's degree or above is a master's degree, followed by a doctor, followed by a postdoctoral fellow. What about the postdoctoral fellow? If you are brave enough, you will be a warrior if you study for two years, a warrior if you study for five years, and a martyr if you study for seven years. What will happen after the martyr? The Ministry of Education will introduce a saint, two years of bronze, five years of silver and seven years of annuity. Girls who are willing to go back to school after graduation have a chance to get Athena! ! !

29. After all, I can't outrun that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

30. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

3 1, comrades: Don't speculate in stocks, it's too risky, making tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Make sure you don't lose money

32. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new land, but about cultivating new perspectives.

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting action.

34. The so-called obedience is the extraordinary patience shown before reaching some ulterior purpose.

35. Fate is not to muddle along, but to leave everything to chance.

36. The cause belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the child, and the fault is your own.

37. The world is always the same, but our moods and sufferings are different.

38. Knowledge is like underwear; it is invisible but important.

39. Are you bored at work? Flip a coin, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime when you fail. If you throw two pieces, throw them every day!

40. The weak say adversity is a stumbling block. If you encounter it, you will fall into the abyss of failure. The strong say that adversity is a stepping stone, and you can reach the peak of success when you step on it. The strong man said that the bridge is the continuation of the road, and with it, you can move forward successfully; The weak say the bridge is the end of the road. Without it, we can only give up halfway.

4 1, if there is no buts in dreams, there is no ifs in life.

42. Life is not perfect, if you find it wrong. Start over. If others don't understand you, you can forgive yourself. Never cover up one mistake with another.

43. There is always something missing in life. What you get is what you lose. The important thing is that you know what you want. He who chases two rabbits will surely get nothing.

44. A person should know his position just as a person knows his face. This is the most awakened consciousness. Washing off lead porcelain is better than painting it casually. Therefore, it is important to do what you can and do your best.

A tree doesn't know what kind of air is suitable for it until it reaches the height it wants to grow.

46. The hero is sad about the beauty pass. I am not a hero. The beauty let me pass.

47. Being brave enough to accept criticism from others can just adjust your own shortcomings.

48. The world is inherently painful, without exception.

49. The world is so imperfect that what you want is what you lose.

50. The world is always full of beautiful things, but few people can actually see these beautiful things.

5 1, the most tiring thing in this world is to see your heart broken and have to stick it on yourself.

52. The best is not necessarily the best; The most suitable is the really best.

53. The best and worst people make history, while mediocre people race.

54. Being a parent is a very professional occupation, but most parents go to work without any training.

Humorous philosophical sayings 2 1, TV, a square box that laughs at lonely people.

2. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a temper. You should live bravely to set off the beauty of the world.

3. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies!

Nowadays, the more clothes a girl wears, the more she shows. The less clothes, the less exposed!

The prouder people are, the more they hide, and the more painful things they are, the more they make a mountain out of a molehill.

6. The hand is a wonderful tool, which is assembled at the top of a person's arm.

7. It's not that you change quickly, but that you are too bad.

8. The killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.

9. Life is like a green spider, crawling forward slowly, but shedding bright red blood.

10, even if I am extremely rich, I don't dislike it.

1 1. In the past, when we talked about friends, we first asked people if they had any friends. Now you have to ask others if they are gay.

12, don't play hard now, I'll play with you later.

13, bachelor, a person who is not qualified to get sick.

14, unborn. Self-confidence is just self-confidence that is constantly cultivated.

15, everyone has potential energy, but it is easy: it is covered by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.

16, marriage enlightenment, as long as he is good to me, even if he is handsome.

17, the heart is a pocket. When there are few things, it is called the heart, and when there are many things, it is called the brain.

18, the only thing that can wash away everything is time. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

19, sometimes called calculation, sometimes called calculation.

20, loneliness is that someone is talking and no one is listening; You have nothing to say when someone is listening!

2 1 But when two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

22, a wet, enough to become a romantic figure.

23. Most enemies become comrades-in-arms for survival, and most comrades-in-arms become enemies for money.

24. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

25. It's better to retire and build a net than to sweep the grave.

26. Lose because you are always comparing with others.

27. Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.

28. When you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing. When you died, you were laughing and everyone around you was crying! Everything is reincarnation! We are all in samsara!

29. The mirror will always reflect light ... The gold will always be spent!

30. Childhood ignorance is lovely, and juvenile ignorance is ridiculous; The ignorance of youth is pitiful; Ignorance in middle age is sad, and ignorance in old age is sad.

3 1, women like a man and want to hear lies; When a woman hates men, she wants to hear the truth.

32. Only women and English are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

33. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship!

Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.

The more time we save, the more time we waste.