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Please give me a proposal to quit drinking.

Man is the spirit of all things, and wine is the first of a hundred medicines. In ancient times, all the sages were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names. For many years, our generation has been working hard and not letting others down, and everyone has been competing for the first place in drinking. We exchange glasses and talk about the world, and we are full of wine and talk about our lives. He has the magnanimous mind of a hero and the heart of a strong man. When raising a glass, the siphon draws in the Jinjiang River and the whale swallows the East China Sea. When standing up, it looks like the Luoyang Bridge. When the banquet is dispersed, one's feet step on the clear source and one hand embraces the bright moon. When one lies down, it looks like the Luoyang Bridge. There is laughter and drinking, and there are no villains in the company. He often thought Du Kang was too drunk and dared to laugh at Wu Song for not being his husband, so he was known as the "Bada drinker". Who is the "Bada drinker"? Don’t you see, the sky is blue and the sun is shining brightly, all of them are gentlemen; when the wine is gone at night, everyone is wearing a vajra with angry eyes. There are those who vomit out their liver and gallbladder for people to watch; there are those who drive their cars into tractors; there are those who walk the night streets like big white-fronted insects; there are drunken boxers who guest star in "Lu Bu vs. Three Heroes"; there are those who are crying and clamoring to become monks. There are many. Li Bai wrote hundreds of poems about drinking wine. We, our generation, learn from Buddhism and immortality. In the past years, we have created the "Guo's toast method", "Zhang style hangover method", "number of people minus one method", "Yu Shining can't guess the dice method"... to let the inhaled Guojiao Li wine The aroma is transformed into unique wine jokes, adding many high-level fresh experiences to Chinese wine culture. Time flies, Lian Po is not old; the country remains the same, but the ability to drink is no longer the same. We have reached or are about to reach the age of "knowing destiny". Now that you know your destiny, how can you not know how much you can drink? What's more, there is a high court, a good wife at home, and the wind, frost and sword force each other. You can’t stop drinking (I won’t worry about anyone who mentions quitting drinking), and don’t drink too much. In order not to damage my liver, not to hurt my family's heart, not to upset everyone's stomach, I would like to make a suggestion to everyone: change the "number of people reduced by one" method that has been used for many years to "reduce the number of people by half" (liquor) , to ensure the health of all of you. Zhu Jianjiu is now specially elected as the "extraordinary and full-power wine supervisor", holding Shangfang's sword in his hand to exercise the power of wine supervision. If you see someone who dares to drink too much alcohol, he will be punished on the spot depending on the seriousness of the situation (we can discuss how to punish him). If an exception is needed under special circumstances, more than two-thirds of the drinkers must express their approval. Zhu Jianjiu has one-vote veto power. If there is no objection, please sign and pledge.