Selected classic quotations of Netease users:
1. If Qiu Chuji had not passed Niujia Village at that time. Then, the nomads from behind him would not have died in two courtyards in Yang Guo. Similarly, Honglie will not let her go when she sees Bao.
2. Qiu Chuji has all the nomads, but Yang Guo and his family will not be implicated.
3. Yang Guo and his family will not be affected, Ping Li will not live in exile in the desert, and Guo Jing and Yang Kang will be born safely in Niujia Village. Naturally, the seven eccentrics in the south of the Yangtze River will not go to the desert.
Without the help of Guo Jing and the seven eccentrics in the south of the Yangtze River, Temujin would have died at the hands of Zamuhe, and the Mongolian ministries would not be unified.
5. If Mongolia cannot be unified, there will be no Western Expedition. Gunpowder would not have been introduced to Europe.
6. Without gunpowder, the rule of European armored soldiers will not be shaken. So the dark Middle Ages will be extended for a thousand years, and there will be no Renaissance.
7. Without the Renaissance, there would naturally be no great voyage. North America will always be the home of nomadic Indians.
8. Similarly, the Spanish introduced iron cannons to Japan. The battle of Chang Xiao is Takeda's victory, and Japan will continue to be unable to be unified until the Warring States period.
9. In another country, Hong Yanlie does not have Bao Xiruo, so she has to fully participate in the power struggle, and Xu Jinguo will have civil strife.
10, without Mongolia, the state of Jin was in civil strife. Therefore, the Song Dynasty will not perish, but will be unified. The Song Dynasty attached great importance to commerce and trade, so the seeds of capitalism appeared in China.
1 1. Today, China will be the most developed country, far ahead of Japan, Spain, Western Europe and America.
12, today's financial crisis will not occur!
It's all Qiu Chuji's fault. You said you were a Taoist. Why did you pass by Niujia Village when you were free?
Selected classic quotations of Netease users II:
1, if a woman loves you, you are her husband; Ten women love you, and you are a lover; A hundred women love you, and you are an idol; Thousands of women in Qian Qian love you, and you are a hero; Women all over the country love you, you are RMB; Women all over the world love you. Well, you are a sanitary napkin.
2, talking nonsense while drinking, shocked, Jobs, the great god, is completely Qiao Feng in Dragon! They have never seen their biological parents since childhood and were brought up by ordinary adoptive parents. The teenager became famous and jumped to the top. Then in the eyes of the world, people dislike each other and hide hatred from each other? Then the king came back, and he was very proud. Finally, in the prime of life, the peak movement came to an abrupt end, which made the world stunned. They share the same title: Master Joe!
The first thing to get up every day is to open Netease and see what those unscrupulous guys have done.
The last thing before going to bed every day is to open Netease and see what those guys who are angry with each other have done.
Go to the playground to exercise until dawn tomorrow.
The dog is in the main building.
Rizhao old man takes photos of the elderly.
You have the courage to commit suicide, but you don't have the courage to tear your face. This is a tragedy for China people.
6. The beauty at the front desk of the company is crying to resign. Colleagues were surprised and asked: Well done. Why did you quit? The beauty was furious. I don't want to quit my job either, but there's an asshole in the company called orgasm who is always late! ? Manager's suggestion: Then you won't quit! ? Beauty continues to explain: It doesn't matter even if he is late. The question is, do I have orgasms every day? I really can't stand it.
6. You sing, I dance and he works hard!
I remember two years ago, on the night of Valentine's Day.
My girlfriend wants to play with me? Whoever talks to the other party first loses. Games.
I excitedly agreed, and it has been two years now.
Have I been dumped?
8, often stay 500 times, I can't control whether Lu will be lewd!
9. I 16 years old, not a virgin. Why? Last time someone I didn't know looked for me on QQ. Ask me how old I am. I said 16. Did he say you were a virgin? I said no, and then he started talking about me, saying that the post-90 s are all brain-dead, and I don't care about my health at such a young age. How can I tell my parents? Then I just hacked him. I think I 16 years old, not a virgin. Why? What happened? Fuck you. What's wrong with me being a man and not a virgin?
10, this is a powerful year, this is a tragic year, and this is also a tangled year. China still holds the annual Spring Festival Gala this year, but Zhao Benshan's sketches are more and more like Xiaogang Feng's movies, Liu Qian's magic is more and more like a drama, and Little Tiger's appearance is inseparable, which can only make people sigh that time flies. This year, archaeologists in China discovered two skulls in Cao Cao's tomb, one belonging to Cao Cao and the other belonging to Cao Cao's childhood. This year, a nail house in Jiangxi ended his life in the most helpless way. His death can not prove the barbarity and shameless of the relevant departments, but only prove that gasoline is on fire. This year, eight Hong Kong tourists died at the gunpoint of the Philippine police, letting Hong Kong people know that the Philippines not only has? Filipino maid? , what else? Philippine police? . Huang Xiaoming told us this year that the heightening of shoes has long been out of date, and putting heightening insoles in socks is a gift. I didn't know until this year that without iphone4, I was embarrassed to knit a scarf with my mobile phone. This year's flash marriage proves that love at first sight is nothing. This year, domestic milk powder began to have the function of breast enhancement. This year, Li Gang was not famous, nor was Li Gang's son, but the father of Li Gang's son was famous. This year, Xiaojin from North Korea took a lesson from Laojin, but he soon got into a fight with Lao Li next door. The reason turned out to be that Xiaojin paid attention to Lao Li on Weibo, but Lao Li refused. This year, the Red Cross continued to keep a low profile, but the United States and the United States became popular. The student school bus was overloaded, and our big investment went to Hope Primary School in Africa. The only national school bus does not carry students and teachers. This year, the old man fell, and we never dared to pick him up again. I hope you will continue to add.
1 1. After watching Dragon Eight, a buddy sighed, "Duan Yu, this boy is so miserable. Every time I like a girl, Duan Yu's father will say:? Are you seducing your sister? ! When Duan Yu's mother died, she told Duan Yu that you were not your father's own. You can marry your sister at will. Duan Yu sighed: Mom, aren't you? Pit dad? Ah!
12, Gao Qian ward, medical treatment has nothing to do with elegance.
Education has nothing to do with children going abroad.
There are special foods, and food safety has nothing to do with it.
Someone sent a villa, and the high house price has nothing to do with it.
There is a police car to clear the way, which has nothing to do with the traffic jam.
The whole family has an American green card, and the future of the country has nothing to do with it.
However, harmony is very important, stability is paramount, because you are afraid of losing it. ....
13, the onlookers are normal, and no one is watching.
I fear life and death.
not be afraid
Just as you were leaving.
Hold your hand.
Have a nice trip.
I am indifferent to nobility and meanness.
do not care
Just as you were leaving.
Turn over your dead soul
Stop wandering
I only have faith in my heart.
firm
Only when faith leaves us.
Build a lighthouse
Don't be confused
I only have my Buddha in my heart.
No desire
When everyone loses faith.
I'm going west.