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Ogawa: What movie are you filming? Is it Red Cliff or Romance of the Three Kingdoms? I think you're pretty good at acting. Where did you graduate? Nortel? Chinese drama? Still on stage?
Ogawa: What are you going to do? Is your knife real or fake? I'm not your actor!
Ogawa: Teacher, aren’t you filming? Why are you serious? Stop fighting. If you keep fighting like this, the police will come! I said to you, you are too involved in the drama. Is this still called filming? This is simply an armed fight! Which crew are you from?
Ogawa: Brothers and sisters, why is there no signal?
Ogawa: Sorry, sorry, I didn’t mean it!
(Ogawa was hit by an arrow and was rescued by Xiang Yu and Xiang Liang)
Ogawa: Brother, why don’t you call an ambulance for me?
Xiang Yu: My dear friend, don’t panic, we will treat your injuries right now
Ogawa: Call an ambulance for me quickly, okay?
Xiang Yu: What? Call an ambulance? I have only heard of bullock carts, horse-drawn carriages, and chariots. Hey, what is an ambulance?
Ogawa: You two, stop acting. I can hardly bear it anymore. I beg you, send me to a big hospital for surgery. When I get better, I will thank you very much
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(Xiang Liang wiped the knife on his sleeve a few times before treating Xiaochuan's injury)
Ogawa: I asked you, an old military doctor, how come you don't have any common sense of hygiene?
Xiang Liang: What common sense?
Ogawa: This is how you disinfect. I know your conditions are not good, but you should at least put the knife on the fire to make it red and disinfect it, and then help me clean the wound with alcohol, so that I can kill it. Dead bacteria will prevent wound infection
(Xiang Liang began to "operate" on Xiaochuan)
Xiang Liang: Ah————
Xiang Liang: What's the matter? Xiaochuan: Do you have any anesthesia?
Xiang Yu: What is anesthesia? < /p>
Ogawa: It’s better for young people to be reasonable
(Xiang Yu knocked Ogawa unconscious)
Xiang Yu: My dear, is this anesthesia okay?
Xiang Liang: Haha, my ears are finally clean now. Your anesthesia works quite well. You should make more use of it in the future
Ogawa: I never thought of it. It turns out you guys This filming was all serious, so what if someone died? Also, yesterday at the execution ground, the head fell to the ground with a "pop"! Oh my gosh, that looks exactly like the real thing! The dummy is so realistic! Me, I've practiced for a while, can you help me introduce him, play a role or something?
Ogawa: I usually don’t have anything serious to do, just take pictures and stuff. Hey, I think you are very handsome. Otherwise, I will take a photo album of you in ancient costumes, which will definitely sell well! Cheaper, I’ll charge you 20% off!
Xiang Yu: Brother Yi, are you from the north?
Ogawa: I am from Beijing.
Xiang Yu: Then you are a barbarian?
Ogawa: Don’t mention the Lakers to me. I get angry whenever you mention the Lakers. Did you watch the NBA last year? It was because of the Lakers that they kicked the Rockets and did not advance to the finals of the Western Conference finals!
Xiang Yu: Brother Yi’s words are really enigmatic
Ogawa: I finally realize now that you guys are really hard working as actors. Look, this is normal. , he didn’t take off his headgear, he was still wearing a costume, and he even spoke in a polite manner. You must have been too involved in the drama! I think with your hard work, you will definitely become popular!
Ogawa: What is your name?
Xiang Yu: My surname is Xiang, and the single character is Yu, so I am called Xiang Yu
Ogawa: You are quite humorous Yeah, let me ask you your real name!
Xiang Yu: As a man, I can’t change my name but my surname. I don’t think anyone dares to fake my name now
Ogawa: Hey, hey, are you filming now?
Ogawa: Awesome! sharp! I said, buddy, are you from the married class?
(Xiang Yu wants to fight Xiaochuan, but Xiaochuan refuses)
Xiaochuan: (It turns out Xiang Yu is so easy to handle, let me squeeze you again!) If you kill me, It can relieve your hatred, then do it, because you are my only friend here, and I have no regrets if I can die by my friend's sword! bring it on!
(Ogawa saw Xiang Yu and Xiang Liang practicing swordplay)
Ogawa: Then Li Mubai in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" is just like that!
(Ogawa saw the wanted poster)
Ogawa: Why? My head is only worth 500 cents!
Ogawa: I’m sorry, old man, that punch I just gave was a conditioned reflex!
Fan Zeng: Conditioned reflex? What kind of trick is this? I thought it was the black tiger that took out the heart!
(Xiang Liang began to "operate" on Xiaochuan)
Ogawa: Ah————
Xiang Liang: What’s the matter? Xiaochuan: Have you ever Anesthetic
Xiang Yu: What is anesthesia?
Ogawa: It’s a medicine that can make people lose consciousness without feeling pain
Xiang Yu: What this dear friend said is not exaggerated, I can do it< /p>
Ogawa: It’s better for young people to be reasonable
(Xiang Yu knocked Ogawa unconscious)
Xiang Yu: My dear, is this anesthesia okay?
Xiang Liang: Haha, my ears are finally clean now. Your anesthesia works quite well. You should make more use of it in the future
Ogawa: I never thought of it. It turns out you guys This filming was all serious, so what if someone died? Also, yesterday at the execution ground, the head fell to the ground with a "pop"! Oh my gosh, that looks exactly like the real thing! The dummy is so realistic! Me, I've practiced for a while, can you help me introduce him, play a role or something?
Ogawa: I usually don’t have anything serious to do, just take pictures and stuff. Hey, I think you are very handsome. Otherwise, I will take a photo album of you in ancient costumes, which will definitely sell well! Cheaper, I’ll charge you 20% off!
Xiang Yu: Brother Yi, are you from the north?
Ogawa: I am from Beijing.
Xiang Yu: Then you are a barbarian?
Ogawa: Don’t mention the Lakers to me. I get angry whenever you mention the Lakers. Did you watch the NBA last year? It was because of the Lakers that they kicked the Rockets and did not advance to the finals of the Western Conference Finals!
Xiang Yu: Brother Yi’s words are really enigmatic
Ogawa: I finally realize now that you guys are really hard working as actors. Look, this is normal. , he didn’t take off his headgear, he was still wearing a costume, and he even spoke in a polite manner. You must have been too involved in the drama! I think with your hard work, you will definitely become popular!
Ogawa: What is your name?
Xiang Yu: My surname is Xiang, and the single character is Yu, so I am called Xiang Yu
Ogawa: You are quite humorous Yeah, let me ask you your real name!
Xiang Yu: As a man, I can’t change my name but my surname. I don’t think anyone dares to fake my name now
Ogawa: Hey, hey, are you filming now?
Ogawa: Awesome! sharp! I said, buddy, are you from the married class?
(Xiang Yu wants to fight Xiaochuan, but Xiaochuan refuses)
Xiaochuan: (It turns out Xiang Yu is so easy to handle, let me squeeze you again!) If you kill me, It can relieve your hatred, then do it, because you are my only friend here, and I will have no regrets if I can die by my friend's sword! bring it on!
(Ogawa saw Xiang Yu and Xiang Liang practicing swordplay)
Ogawa: Then Li Mubai in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" is just like that!
(Ogawa saw the wanted poster)
Ogawa: Why? My head is only worth 500 cents!
Ogawa: I’m sorry, old man, that punch I just gave was a conditioned reflex!
Fan Zeng: Conditioned reflex? What kind of trick is this? I thought it was the black tiger that took out the heart!
Ogawa: Brother Yu
Xiang Yu: What did you call me? Brother Yu?
Ogawa: Yes, we all call them that, Tom Cruise, Fat Brother, Hu Ge, they are all big stars!
Xiang Yu: It sounds pretty good, Hu Ge, Brother Yu, quite catchy!
Ogawa: Please help me read this word. Do you understand it?
Xiang Yu: I haven’t loved reading since I was a child. Like you, I don’t know these words either.
Ogawa: Who is like you? I am literate! I still have a correspondence diploma from a college!
Ogawa: Let me tell you, brother, I am just an ordinary citizen, born in the 1980s, a freelancer. It’s okay if you ask me to play games, but it’s too unreliable to conquer the world
Ogawa: Let me tell you the truth, I can’t even beat my girlfriend! Xiang Yu: You are talking these inexplicable nonsense again!
Ogawa: Oh, my mother, how do you do this test on the art of war? Oops, luckily I don’t forget to pay attention to Baijia Forum every day after watching Xinwen Lianbo! Hehe, it’s really a great benefit!
Ogawa: What a pity, what a pity! If you go to the Olympics, the gold medal in weightlifting will definitely be yours!
When Lu Su died, Yi Xiaochuan said: At this moment, I truly understood that it was really a sin for my casualness and fun to meet your innocence and loyalty. You died for me, but I was not born for you. I never loved you and you gave me all your love. I'm sorry for you, and I myself will be punished for life. I will pay a lifetime of repentance to remember you. Susu, your passing made me finally see clearly that this is an era that I am unfamiliar with and cannot control. My little cleverness cannot change a big era, but my little tricks may hurt others and myself at any time. It seems that what I should do is go back to 2010 and become an ordinary person.
Yi Xiaochuan, you'd better look for your clues and go back to live the happy life of your talkative Yi Xiaochuan.
I have always wanted to see Qin Shihuang and the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. In that case, my in-depth panoramic free tour of the Qin Dynasty would be complete!
Yi Xiaochuan: I just did a set of radio exercises with everyone. That is called warm-up. My little universe is going to explode next. You should wake up as soon as possible.
Yi Xiaochuan: I’m talking to Lu Su, do you know how low the probability of being robbed twice and being rescued twice is? It’s the same as qualifying for the national football team.
Yi Xiaochuan: This is the video of my sworn friendship with Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty. It is absolutely true and it is not a filming! If this video is posted online, I will be more famous than Clinton
My name is Yi Xiaochuan, Yi Zhongtian's Yi, and Guo Xiaochuan's Xiaochuan.
Ogawa: If you have the guts, create a scene and let’s PK!
Vice General Pang: What are you trying to do?
Ogawa: Fortunately, I was born two thousand years later than you. I have studied physics and know Archimedes’ famous sayings. Give me a fulcrum and I can move the entire earth.
Ogawa: A second-rate martial artist escapes a first-rate one.
Ogawa: Oh, he is such a handsome guy with a BMW, and the weather is so good, wouldn’t it be a pity if we didn’t take a video? (Picks up the phone and starts taking selfies) I am the handsome guy - Yi Xiaochuan! Start my BMW! I'm not filming a period film now, I'm living in the Qin State that was really over 2000 years ago, that is, BC... I'm sorry, my history is not very good, but this is the real Qin State anyway. I'm on my way to Yandi now!
Ogawa: Acting bravely, especially heroes to save beauty, is the responsibility and obligation of every outstanding young person in the new era, right?
Ogawa: No battery? No way? I didn’t bring a charger! What am I talking about? It’s useless even if I brought a charger, there’s no socket here at all!
Ogawa: Knowledge changes destiny, education changes life, famous teachers create famous schools, donations connect good friends, and we build the No. 1 key private school in Peixian County! Lu Gong, Lu Gong, help you succeed! If you have a drink with Lu Gong, you can live to 99!
Ogawa: Why am I so smart, haha~ Now we are not short of money~
Ogawa: I am very happy today, because I saved many people , I have never saved so many people in my life. I became a hero for once today, just like Iron Man, Spider-Man, and Batman. What, Dad, you don’t know them, then I’m talking about China, Guo Jing, you know, I’m just like the great hero Guo Jing, but unfortunately Gao Lan, you are not Huang Rong.
Here we go again, let me tell you, even if I am Yang Liulang, I don’t want to be Meng Yi. I don't believe that Yang's guns are not as powerful as your Meng's guns.
Ogawa: What we drink are all ~cocktails~
Drinker: Cocktails? Is that a bar made from chicken butts? Isn’t that all slutty?
Ogawa: Let me tell you, it’s a bit coquettish and boring!
(After Gao Yao was given the name Zhao Gao)
I don’t want to drink this wine! I don’t want to drink at all today, you know! You did Zhao Gao today, are you happy, right? I'm not happy! Do you still remember that you are Gao Lan's brother? The two of us came to Daqin and became a pair of brothers in distress, wandering around the world, thinking that one day we could return to modern times. But you forgot, you forgot everything! What are you thinking about all day long? You are always thinking, I want to dominate the world. You are always thinking, I want to climb up step by step! I'm scared, I'm scared that one day my friend will turn into that Zhao Gao!
(It’s so classic, so aura, so impassioned!)
I said if you two continue to worship like this, when will you finish?
There are probably more than 20 episodes, I suggest you watch it yourself