1. Never doubt that a small number of intelligent and responsible people can change the world. --Anthropologist Margaret Mead
2. To be a good person is nothing more than to reduce the cost of life for others. -- Bao Ji. Yuanye
3. Be a cadre with good features. What the people expect from cadres: their hands are not stretched out, their legs are not lazy, their ears are not turned aside, their mouths are not greedy, and their eyes are not dazzled.
4. From the president to the common people, it seems that they need to face many people, but in fact they are not. Everyone really only needs to deal with seven or eight people. If you deal with the people around you well, your life will be peaceful. If these seven or eight people are not reconciled, life will be difficult. This requires all your life wisdom to deal with it. --Liu Zhenyun
5. ① A scientist fails 99 times, and once he succeeds, he may win the Nobel Prize; a politician succeeds 99 times, but once he fails, he may be ruined.
②Germans and Chinese both love philosophy. The Germans chiseled out problems where there were none, and the Chinese erased them where there were problems. The problem is chiseled out in order to distinguish things, the problem erased in order to enter the state of indifference.
③When doing things in China, it is best to only take half a step: half a step early or half a step late. If you take a step early, you can get ahead of the trend; if you take a step late, you won't take unnecessary risks. But not one step too early or one step too late. If you are early, you will be the first bird to be shot; if you are too late, others will lead you to pull out the stake; if you are early, the flowers have not yet bloomed; if you are too late, the melons have already fallen.
④When there is a lack of heroes in reality, the number of heroes in the media will increase; when the dark side in the media shrinks, the dark side in reality will expand. The media is a broom, when it is clean, the house becomes dirty. --Wu Jiaxiang
6. When a man goes shopping with a woman, 100% of the women focus on the goods, 20% of the men focus on the price, and the remaining 80% focus on other women.
--The biggest difference between men and women is that once a woman gets married, she starts to pay attention to her husband; while once a man gets married, he starts to ignore his wife.
7. After becoming a cadre, you can complete high school courses in one month; After becoming the director, I got my bachelor's degree in just one year;
After I became the director, I got a master's degree;
Now I plan to get a doctorate within two years - -To be promoted to director.
--A neighbor's child said this: The ideal study procedure is to become an official first and then study culture and learn from his father--the child also said that this can save a lot of time and tuition.
8. More and more people know about "love", and fewer and fewer people know about "Ai Qing";
More and more people know about "Zhou Xun", and they know about "Ai Qing". There are fewer and fewer people who know "Lu Xun":
More and more people know "Mark", and fewer and fewer people know "Mark Twain";
There are more and more people in "Jinggang Mountain", and fewer and fewer people know about "Jinggang Mountain";
There are more and more people who know about "Bill Gates", and there are more and more people who know about "Paul Ko. There are fewer and fewer people who know "Jin Jin";
There are more and more people who know "Guan Zhilin", and fewer and fewer people know "Bian Zhilin";
There are more and more people posting "September 18", and fewer and fewer people know about "September 18".
9. Noble and thrifty, graceful and strong.
A clever mind brings romance to a tight life,
An elegant hand paints an innocent childhood with splendor.
"In this imperfect world, mother is the most perfect."
10. People who do not have sunshine in their hearts cannot see the brightness of the sun;
< p> People who don’t have a smile on their face can’t find the charm of a smile.11. Don’t describe the inner world, only describe the endocrine system.
——Writer Yu Hua commented on the works of some current writers
12. I gave my heart to you and my body to him.
——Lyrics of the song "Never Stay" from Faye Wong's new album "Love Will Be"
13. If you want to interview me, you must go to bed with me first; how long can you last in bed? Time, I will give you as long as the interview.
——The reply received by a male reporter from a certain media in Beijing when he asked Mu Zimei for an interview
14. Have you had sex? Are you drifting? Did you do it?
――A laundry detergent advertisement
15. Will you sleep with me?
——A company’s mattress advertisement
16. Can anyone tell me how to become less famous? !
——Yao Ming complained in the preface of his new book "Yao Ming's Journey to America" ??that the burden of fame caused him to lose the comfortable lifestyle experience of ordinary people Mr. Pocket Bag
17. We really don't Knowing that buying sex in China is a criminal act, I thought it could be done as easily as elsewhere
——The boss of an Osaka construction company explained the incident of a group of prostitutes in Zhuhai
18. Beautiful women are like pepper noodles, sprinkle some wherever they are not popular
——A Chinese urban resident commented on the commercial promotion of beautiful women
19. Are cows divided into male and female?
——Dou Wentao asked a question during the Miss China competition. The lady replied: Maybe
20. I don’t want to wait, I want ready-made products.
——Middle-aged successful men known as "spots" are becoming a hot commodity for young women
21. Never fall in love with a middle-aged man.
——The title of a little woman’s essay. The author believes that falling in love is a waste of time, the key is to do it
22. At least let people in 500 years know that "Bao*nai" is not the second mistress of the family named Bao.
——Netizens clearly support the inclusion of "bao*milk" in the Chinese dictionary
23. The only safe, universal and trustworthy meaning left for "Miss" today is It seems that there are only "women".
——Columnist Shen Hongfei analyzed the word "Miss" and came to the conclusion after extensive and in-depth pragmatic analysis
24. Could it be said that because of this tool, women can communicate with If men urinate standing up, can we say that men and women are equal?
——Li Yinheai’s opinion when someone invented the “female urinary diverter”
25. Why do you want to sit on his lap?
No, I just want to see the brand of his shirt.
A "secret interview" reporter disclosed in his "report" his conversation with the "lady" in a KTV private room
26. Looking at women only with erotic eyes is almost shameless . But as a man, it is impossible to look at women completely without pornography. I can’t think of what a woman should look like in the eyes of a neutral man who has filtered out pornography. Experience Mr. Pocket Bag
----Zhou Guoping talks about men’s view of women
27 Those who flatter each other are officials; those who look down on each other are art people; those who do not tell the truth when meeting each other are business people.
----Professional identity revealed in dialogue
28. You are mature when you feel that keeping a secret is more valuable than spreading a secret.
----A father explains maturity to his son in this way
29. Women have no ability but ask men to have ability; men have no ability but blame women for hindering their luck.
----In short, men just can’t be incompetent
30. The traffic conditions on China’s roads couldn’t be more clear: Chinese people are simply anarchists in their hearts.
----"Neue Zurich Zeitung" expressed surprise at China's chaotic traffic. They believe that if Swiss people came to drive in China, traffic accidents could be reduced by at least half
31 , When I take the subway to and from get off work every day, I can meet three to four hundred girls who meet my requirements, but there is no way to get to know them naturally.
-----This is the lament of an older young man in Shanghai. Some media say that older white-collar young people with high education and high income are encountering obstacles in marriage and love. Mr. Pocket Bag
32. Compared with life, all performances need to be compromised
- ---The Olympic Organizing Committee canceled all the artistic performances at the closing ceremony of the Athens Paralympic Games because of the deaths of seven high school students. Some netizens commented on Sina.com
33. I didn’t want him to When he was rising through the ranks, his best records could not be sold, and no one watched his acting. Only after suffering setbacks did he realize that his father's reputation was unreliable. < /p>
34. Please ask any handsome guy or beautiful girl to give up your seat to the uncle.
----A conductor in Sichuan called on people on the bus to give up their seats to an old man, but no one paid attention to her, so she said the above words, and someone responded immediately
35 , Expose where it should be exposed, and hide where it should be hidden.
----This is the way of dressing and the way of husband and wife
36. You must learn to do things in the process of arguing, and don't be criticized in the process of doing things.
----Words from a workplace person with rich experience in "office politics"
37. No matter how expensive the fish is, it will become cheaper in a day or two. Whether it’s a sushi restaurant or a digital business, inventory is harmful. Speed ??is everything.
----Samsung CEO Zhong Long believes that sushi and mobile phones have many similarities
38. It is so difficult to change a person's nose-they are both at the core Status: one in the center of the face, one in the center of the character
----Henry. James
39. Gossip is like a pestering wasp. We must not act rashly against it. Unless we are sure that we can kill it, otherwise it will attack us more fiercely than before. Experience Mr. Pocket Bag
----Chamfort
40. A group of people huddle together to grab a football, they are Americans; a group of people huddle together to give up their seats to each other, they are British People; a group of people huddled together with pale faces, tearing and fighting to pay the bill. They are Chinese.
----The landscape of "a group of people"
41. When people live in the world, they have to speak three kinds of things. The first kind is general words, some are true and some are false. , this kind of words can be said in public when there are many people. If you are famous, you will also say it on TV and newspapers; the second kind is private words, which are also true and false, and there are many angry words in them. You can say it casually Just get over it; the third type is what is said in the heart. Some of these words may be kept in their stomachs for a lifetime.
----Ke Yunlu disclosed this famous saying of Ma Junren in his new book "Warmth of Ma Junren"