First, wear a mask when you go out, so that the urban management and the city can't see it. How hard they work!

Second, why do you think I wear this broken gas mask every day? I'm afraid I'll be smoked to death in this field battle.

Third, there is no love rat in the world, but it's not you he really loves. In this world, not all love is good, and not everyone deserves to be loved. Rather than how to love someone, we should learn how to tell whether a person is worth loving. We should learn how to give up a love more than how to manage it. To treat love rat, identification and leaving are the only ways.

fourth, I'm not your straw boat, so don't send your slutty bitch to me.

5. Don't throw all the dirty water on yourself if you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

6. I actually can't believe that I will meet love rat. I treat my feelings sincerely. If I decide to stay with someone, I will get along well. I do have some emotional cleanliness, so I don't look at a person regardless of external conditions. The most important thing is whether two people are suitable or not, but I won't doubt the other person's character. Ok! Become a better self.

7. Seeing that you are struggling feebly, I suddenly feel pity.

Eight, before you spit, think about what you have done. Are you qualified to talk about others?

Nine, besides men and women, I like people like you best!

1. When I face everything squarely, look for a matching partner in a down-to-earth way, and take my feelings seriously, I find that I have also changed from a love rat magnet to a goddess magnet, and blx has also become a diamond heart.

eleven, you are so disgusting, how dare you go out?

12. I'm so angry. Qiushui is treating these two girls like a love rat. Xiaohong is so kind, and a girl who treats this love rat has become. . . .

Thirteen, your life can be summed up in eight words: absurd in life and timid in death

Fourteen, if you secretly like someone, there is no need to really be together. You just need to look at her from a distance and see her smile, and you will feel very happy. -Yun Tan

Fifteen, you are the most shocking and failed in the history of human creation!

you are the largest pencil case I have ever seen. aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

XVII. I thought you were a bull. Why do you want to find my ex-boyfriend when looking for someone?

XVII. If all deception is called fickle, then you are a pervert.

nineteen, I'm serious; Treat the beautiful single girls around you. Because I'm not love rat. They all trust me. And only play with me.

2. Don't think that your teeth are very white, but it can also be used as a negative example of Colgate, which is the most suitable. The yellow one is like hay, and you can't find it if you throw it into the grass.

twenty-one, listening to you, my IQ has been dragged down by twice, so you'd better climb away!

twenty-two, a girl who looks very simple to me and thinks that she should be treated with care, was chased by love rat in two nights. Everyone has to take a detour, right?

23. I heard that you are rich, and you think Erlang God is your master.

Twenty-four, dig a mouth and drum a cheek when taking a photo, or hold a fist to make a face.

Twenty-five, don't talk with dog food in your mouth, who can understand it?

twenty-seven, who do you throw at when you come out? It really makes your ancestors in the underworld restless!

twenty-eight, the head of the bombardment combs the head of lightning, which grave circle exploded and brought you here. Love rat's profound satire

First, you are that disgusting monster. Don't come out in broad daylight to scare people.

Second, I watched half of it through the window together, and it was just like the feeling that ipartment was spread outside the Wulin. However, I couldn't stand the second half anyway, and I had psychological obstacles, because I couldn't accept the way the people inside treated my feelings. The Virgin of love rat, love rat, failed to confess as if nothing had happened, and it was better to be ambiguous in the end than to confess. The emotional line was too messy, and there were no double arrows. It was all a food chain, which made me feel sad.

Third, what swords, guns, sticks, axes, hooks and forks, baked wheat cakes, fried dough sticks and steamed stuffed bun twists, I think you are like a pure Dutch fool!

fourth, forgive me for being expressionless but loving you so deeply

fifth, I'm sorry, I didn't know you hadn't read a book, and you looked like a bitch there. Oh, I see, it must be because of a genetic mutation.

6. Seeing that you are struggling feebly, I suddenly feel pity.

7. Do you find that what you say is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

8. The reason why a man is philandering is that no one has been able to catch his heart. The reason why a woman is philandering is because someone once severely hurt her heart. -Luo Xixi

Nine, do you fucking think I'm afraid of you? Green tea bitch, I'm embarrassed to scold you in the world of big skinning!

1. Although his face stinks a little, he talks a little less, he is a little stupid, his personality is a little awkward and his temper is a little strange, but he is basically a good guy!

11. Your ass grows to your eyes. Do you have to force me to challenge my limits?

12. Have you not bathed for ten thousand years? I feel upside down when I look at you.

thirteen, don't you think you are trying to please me like a buffoon now?

fourteen, girl, your fashionable clothes, especially those black cotton socks with sandals, are really amazing.

15. You said you dressed in white in broad daylight as a ghost? You still think you're a little dragon girl?

sixteen, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

XVII. If you don't want to hurt anyone, you are doomed to be a love rat, never learn to cheat your sister, and never be a girl. You have always been serious about love.

eighteen, why do you have to stick gold on your face? Did I give you face?

19. Cherish your life and stay away from love rat.

twenty, people live to know how much they weigh, so don't weigh yourself on a big scale without weight.

21st, watch you walk with your head held high, for fear that others will not know that you are an airport.

twenty-two, when you go out, you must wear a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen. One day, after being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will be sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.

twenty-three, if men are like you, there will be no men in the world.

twenty-four, I like a person who pretends to be plain and heroic, and hides it as if he doesn't like it at all. Only he knows what the other person's happiness is like when he comes to chat voluntarily. But if you don't say that you like it, I won't say that I am afraid of embarrassment. This is also my cowardice. Twenty-five, an illiterate person like you is also wanted. You are lucky!

twenty-six, I have seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

Twenty-seven. When the Yan saw you, he was so scared that he cried and cried and wiped his tears to find his mother.

28. Your friends are blind. Isn't being with you a wolf?

twenty-nine, very good, you finally showed the true nature of love rat.

3. You are a cucumber, so you need to shoot. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be twisted. Satire love rat's online celebrity Quotations (57)

First, cherish life and stay away from love rat.

second, there is a big dish on these two lips.

third, you are a cucumber, so you don't need to shoot. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be twisted.

Fourth, when Yan saw you, he was so scared that he cried and cried and wiped his tears to find his mother.

5. Don't you think you are trying to please me like a buffoon now?

6. The reason why a man is philandering is that no one has been able to catch his heart. The reason why a woman is philandering is because someone once severely hurt her heart. -Luo Xixi

Seven, you can't cross your waist and swear like a bitch.

8. People in their sixties and seventies have a stroke, so you join in the fun.

9. Do you fucking think I'm afraid of you? Green tea bitch, I'm embarrassed to scold you in the world of big skinning!

I'm sorry, I didn't know that you didn't study, and you looked like a bitch there. Oh, I see, it must be because of a genetic mutation.

XI. I like a person who pretends to be plain and bold, and hides it like he doesn't like it at all, so that only he knows what the other person's joy of coming to chat on his own initiative is like, but if you don't say you like it, I won't say I'm afraid of embarrassment.

XII. The world is big, but what you lack is the mind.

thirteen, will you go back and hold your mother and cry? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

14th, you told me to get out? Are you very capable? In the words of my sisters, what is the attraction of my man that makes you like this?

15. People like you had better be cowboys, so they shouldn't wronged you. You can change your bed partner every day and get paid.

Sixteen, you said you dressed in white in broad daylight as a ghost? You still think you're a little dragon girl?

17. Your friends are blind. Aren't you with wolves?

XVIII. Confucius said; Fight with bricks, don't play chaos! According to the head! Whether you die or not!

nineteen, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

2. I've seen ugly ones, but I've never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

21st, you look like a potato, and you say you are excellent. You are so thick-skinned, even I feel sorry for you.

twenty-two, grass you. Mom dug big slag, dug you. Mom laughed.

twenty-three, do you mean that your old mother and mistress are so charming? Do you have to be spoiled by your old mother? There are so many coquettes.

twenty-four, I watched half of it through the window together, and it was just like the feeling that ipartment was spread outside the Wulin, but the second half couldn't stand it anyway, and I had psychological obstacles, because I couldn't accept the way people inside treated feelings. The Virgin of love rat, love rat, failed to confess as if nothing had happened, and it was better to be ambiguous in the end than to confess. The emotional line was too messy, without double arrows, and it was all a food chain, which made me feel sad.

Twenty-five, forgive me for being expressionless but loving you so deeply

Twenty-six, the dog meat in Zhumen stinks, and there are frozen bones on the road. Dog meat and bones are all about you!

why don't I scold you? Do you think if a dog bites you, can you bite the dog back?

twenty-eight, seeing that you are struggling feebly, I suddenly feel pity.

twenty-nine, people live to know how much they weigh, so don't weigh yourself on a big scale without weight.

3. Let's talk about the low, clumsy and disgusting tricks that married love rat used to trick little girls. In addition to pretending to be stupid and depressed, metropolis has a wife who is married under pressure and has no feelings, or her wife is a savage shrew, or her wife is a cold and dissatisfied woman who can't have sex with him and communicate spiritually. Some men will be more vicious and say that their wives suffer from heart disease or mental illness. In a word, his marriage is just an empty shell and a form, and his marriage is unfortunate. Perhaps they will inadvertently reveal their unfortunate family history in family of origin, such as domestic violence or parents' quarrel and divorce, and pretend to be innocent victims in an unfortunate marriage. The subtext is nothing more than "Look, I am so miserable, don't sleep with me quickly". -Meiya

Thirty-one, love rat is disgusting! ! ! A woman is willing to have a baby for you because she loves you and trusts you. You fucking treat her like this, and she will be slandered for having an abortion for you. It's so fucking cheap to expose people's pain in front of everyone for fame and fortune! ! !

thirty-two, you are that disgusting monster, don't come out in broad daylight to scare people.

thirty-three, do you find that what you say is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

thirty-four, girl, your fashionable outfit, especially that pair of black cotton socks with sandals, is really amazing.

thirty-five, when you go out, you must wear a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen. One day, after being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will be sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.

thirty-six, watch you walk with your head held high, for fear that others will not know that you are an airport.

thirty-seven, you are really tm postmodern.

thirty-eight, don't you think you have reached a state of being invincible and shameless?

thirty-nine, the thing about pregnant women has not diminished in the past two days. What is there to discuss? ! Love rat scum family, marry such a person, it is better to be alone! Why do you have to get married? Anyway, I met someone somewhere this year and treated his wife like that, which has already caused great distrust to men! Fear of marriage!

Forty. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck by swinging my bangs.

forty-one, what swords, guns, sticks, axes, hooks and forks, baked wheat cakes, fried dough sticks and steamed stuffed bun twists, I think you are like a pure Dutch fool!

forty-two, although his face is a little smelly, he talks a little less, he is a little stupid, his personality is a little awkward and his temper is a little strange, but he is basically a good guy!

43rd, why do you have to stick gold on your face? Did I give you face?

forty-four, your ass grows to your eyes. Do you have to force me to challenge my limits?

Forty-five, "Good, you finally showed the true nature of love rat."

46. Do you think it's stressful to live with people with positive IQ? Hi, Sam? Hi, Sam?

forty-seven, there are many times when he doesn't behave like a man in life and emotion, but basically he will say that it's because his goal is far-reaching, and he doesn't bother to take off his bird wings for a Bole or a woman.

forty-eight, I don't want to hurt anyone, which is doomed to be a love rat, never learn to cheat my sister, never be a girl, and always take love seriously.

49. If men were like you, there would be no men in the world.

fifty, my friend, you must wash your face and look in the mirror in the morning, or it will be bad to scare the children who just started school!

51. I can't describe your coquetry in words, so I can only let you go on like this.