It is better to suffer losses as early as possible. Smooth sailing is not a good thing. He was pampered since he was a child, and no one said any harsh words to him. When he was sixty-five years old, whoever glanced at him on the street died suddenly.

2. Life is nothing more than making others smile, and occasionally, making others smile.

3. Things cannot be exhausted, words cannot be exhausted, if everything is exhausted, fate will inevitably end early.

4. I have an agreement with the Chinese cross talk circle. I am responsible for the humor and they are responsible for the taste. No one should touch anyone else’s things. No one should touch anything.

5. I am a very simple person. I am rich in courage and rich in wisdom.

6. When people do good things, they always want the ghosts and gods to know about it, and when they do bad things, they always want the ghosts and gods not to know. We make it too difficult for the ghosts and gods.

7. Anyone who doesn’t know Yu Qian has never eaten pork.

8. When someone sprays noble perfume, I can smell scum.

9. Keep a line in everything, so that we can meet each other easily.

10. In the past, pharmacies would write, "I hope people in the world are not sick, and I would rather put medicine on the shelf to make people dust." Nowadays, pharmacies will give away 6 eggs for orders of 38 yuan or more.

11. You think everyone is good because you haven’t met everyone yet.

12. The poor are playing with ten steel hooks on the crossroads, but they cannot hook the flesh and blood of their relatives. The rich use swords, guns and sticks in the deep mountains and old forests to defeat unjust guests and friends.

13. Your shameless look has the charm of my youth.

14. Some people say that I have changed, but in fact I am still the same as I used to be.

15. I am willing to be a dog for you, but you don’t want me to be a dog. You are afraid that I will bite you back, and I will become a dragon.

16. Go your own way and let whoever wants to say it.

17. If a person is not crazy before the age of thirty, he will have no future; if he is crazy after the age of thirty, he will definitely have no future.

18. It seems that every time I want to do something, I have to go through a hardship.