Does anyone know all the lines of playing truant veyron 2?
Not at all! But there is a classic one: at the beginning of the first scene, (Stephen Chow) chats with his uncle at the police station. He looks happy, but his uncle () looks angry, so he asks him why. At this time, a classic line was born: Uncle (angrily): I am lovelorn. Zhou Xingxing (doubtfully): In love? Have you ever been in love? Uncle Da: He was my pen pal for three years, but recently she ignored me ... Stephen Chow: Why? Uncle Da: Because she said she wanted to see my photo, I sent it to her. So, Zhou Xingxing: Of course. Look at yourself. How can you know people? Uncle Da: Exactly! So I sent her your picture! I didn't expect her to see your photo and not even talk to me! (Seeing this, I-I'm already laughing! Ha ha ha ~) Second-in the last scene, terrorists have appeared in the school and arrested students, while Uncle () was also arrested by the bad guys to save people. At this time, Zhou Xingxing (Stephen Chow) immediately took the Flying Tigers to save people, and called his teammates to find uncle. Then a classic line was born: Zhou Xingxing (anxiously): Now we are looking for a bearded old man born in China ... teammate A (asking questions): What are his characteristics? Zhou Xingxing (silent for a moment, seriously): obscene, very obscene! Teammate B (seriously): What about his character? Zhou Xingxing (angrily): I told you to go on a blind date! Character! Seeing this, I have already burst into laughter! Zhou Xingxing and Cao Dahua are sitting at the same table, Cao Dahua is holding a pen and Zhou Xingxing is holding a cigarette. ) Female police officer (stops): Mr. Zhou, your work hasn't come back yet. Ma 'am will see you later. Zhou Xingxing (stopping policewoman): Hey! (motioning the policewoman to go away) Hey. Zhou Xingxing (holding Cao Dahua's arm): I know you may think I'm crazy, but if you scare me, I'll "have to" walk into a room and "brag" about it. Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! Cao Dahua: I am lovelorn! Zhou Xingxing: Promotion. It's finally my turn. Cao Dahua (e): I am lovelorn! Cao Dahua (throwing a pen): Broke in love! Zhou Xingxing (except Heichao): Are you lovelorn? Cao Dahua: Hmm! Zhou Xingxing: Is that possible? Have you ever taken a photo? Cao Dahua (shaking his head): No! Zhou Xingxing: Mimi Department. Cao Dahua: My pen pal. Zhou Xingxing: Oh! Pen pal! Cao Dahua: How many times have you communicated in the past three years? She suddenly ignored me recently. Zhou Xingxing: What is the solution? Cao Dahua: Because you sent me a photo. Zhou Xingxing: Correct yourself. What are you like? What are you like? Cao Dahua (clutching Zhou Xingxing's skirt): Yes, so I'll send you a photo. Zhou Xingxing: My picture? ! Cao Dahua: Yes! As soon as he saw your photo, he ignored me from now on. (thoughtfully, Dai looks back at the deputy black bill): It's none of your business. Decline is not a sin. What is love in the world? Teach me to live and die together. Wu peck peck peck, do nothing! You're a grandmother ... (only people splash water)