This book records every bit of Liu Yu’s life from 2005 to 2009. I was amused by the author’s witty remarks. I had fun reading the book many times, and gained incredible appreciation from many colleagues. expression. Below are excerpts from some of my favorite clips to share with you.

1. How miraculous are knowledgeable people. Their brains are like spider webs, clinging to all the little insects of knowledge. And my brain is like a piece of watermelon rind, all the knowledge slips away without a trace as soon as I step on it. Haha

2. Some people are destined to be cancer in your life, while some people are just a sneeze. All this is said to be "due to some mysterious fate". Those who have nothing to do with you have nothing to do with you and will always have nothing to do with you. You knew it from the first day we met. Even if you smile sweetly, even if you have insignificant interactions, even if you work hard to manage this relationship. And those who are related to you cannot escape. Even if you only meet three times, even if you only talk to each other once in three years, even if you can't remember what he or she looks like, even if there are hundreds of thousands of miles between you. Thousands of miles.

3.? He has a childish face, and a simple, nervous, but genuine smile appears on his face.

4. A friend once told me that he loves what he does. I was frightened. Why are there such people in this world? I, myself, simply do one thing and hate the other. The things produced by others can be worn and eaten by others, but the things we produce are only used to evaluate our own professional titles.

5.? I am too busy during this period. Every day, I prepare lessons, write manuscripts, tutor students, and read books with the spirit of fighting floods and rescuing people. However, reading in a hurry just to prepare lessons is not called reading. It is like food being sent directly to the stomach through pipes. , not touching the taste at all.

6. As a "female intellectual", of course I often read very advanced books, attend advanced meetings, cross my legs and frown. But now, I want to confess a secret. Although I run between higher and higher levels every day, in fact, many times, I especially wish I was a cashier, or cleaner, etc. In short, to be a mechanical person, I can’t live my life. I live a mechanical life, not being exploited by ideals, not being squeezed by thoughts, and not having to rack my brains to think about where there is any open space where I can plant my little red flag on the already over-exploited academic hill.

7. But I always wonder how many people’s marriages are maintained by fun, and how many people’s marriages are just due to inertia. They are married because everyone else is married. Others are getting married because you ask "others", how do I know? I viciously thought that most people got married just because they had nothing to do, so I decided to replace one kind of boredom with another.

8. A person without conscience never suffers.

9. There is no boring life, only a boring attitude towards life.