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Who wrote the sentence "Love in depression is a pervert in depression"?
Depression-telling stories of college students-

There has been a popular saying for a long time: depression is not in love, and depression is not normal. After just one and a half years' college life, Duan Mu Yun was excited to find that everyone was verifying this famous saying with practical actions, and this scene staged in their "warm" dormitory was the most classic.

This is a provincial comprehensive university, and the design of the enrollment brochure is very attractive. However, it is ok to cheat foreign candidates. After all, it is good for psychological endurance to experience the gap between reality and dreams occasionally, so as to avoid suicide in the future and damage the reputation of the school. Therefore, the school decided to vigorously carry out socialist education before entering school.

Unfortunately, the candidates in this city are not so lucky. There are three situations when they come here. First, they failed to get high marks and were classified as talents. First, the low score wiped the list and was reserved as "money"; On the other hand, it is not low if the height is not high. If you are a second-rate student, it is better to register at home and be insured! Duan Mu Yun belongs to this category, so when she started her freshman year, she also decided to "study hard and make progress every day". Unfortunately, the gap between reality and dreams is too big. In less than half a semester, half of the required course teachers have given up.

You can take elective courses at school next semester. From then on, Duan Mu Yun began to live a beautiful life of "compulsory courses must escape, elective courses must escape". That year, she chose: a review of modern western philosophical thoughts, the basis of Buddhism, and, hehe, the study of Laozi.

Yes, Duan Mu Yun thinks he belongs to that kind of "abnormal condition in depression".

Actually, she's pretty. When working in a bakery near the school, girls who often come to buy bread bluntly praise her for her beauty. As for male students, they will pay attention to some skills. First, they will buy a lot of bread and snacks from her, and then carefully ask her if she is from this school, and then those guys who are confident in themselves will ask her name. Because Duanmu is really enough-cold! When a girl says "Wow, you smile sweeter than bread" and "Beautiful sister, you are so gentle", she will show a bright smile. Unfortunately, in the face of a pair of implied questions from boys, she will only answer politely: "Yes" and "Sorry". Do you need anything else? "So, the flower empress of the Chinese Department, the super beauty who plays Depression in Love in their dormitory, often says that Duanmu Yun was scared by herself, because no one chased her.

But God knows, she, Duanmu Yun, has been dreaming of falling in love since the first day of college! Unfortunately, in her own words, "I haven't found a man who can make me his pet."

"Don't this idiot school even cultivate a good man? ! "Duanmu Yun, as always, make enough trouble.

"No, you can't even get one in the world at that level!" Said the queen, rolling her eyes.

In fact, Duan Mu Yun's requirements are really not high: let her look pleasing to the eye, give her a sense of security, be 99% sincere to her, and spend enough money. You see, it is not high, so low that no one in this school really meets this requirement.

The reason why they are called Niangniang is because the four of them often played a poker game called "Playing Niangniang" when they were freshmen last semester, and the loser was called "Niangniang". It happened that she almost occupied the position of "Queen", and the name of "Queen" soon spread.

Niangniang's family belongs to a well-off living standard. When Duanmu Yun and Zhou Shan each moved to a desktop computer, she was already running with a portable notebook. If Duan Mu Yun belongs to a beautiful schoolgirl with big eyes, then the queen can be classified as a beautiful working girl. This must have something to do with dressing up. In Room 728, Duan Mu Yun and Zhou Shan are absolute supporters of Samar, Bang Wei and Iger. Gu Chang doesn't care much about the brand of clothes, but it's almost the same, and Niangniang is definitely a frequent visitor to big shopping malls. In autumn and winter, I often wear a pair of boots with a dress, which is very professional, but not too old-fashioned.

728 has always been the title of beauty dormitory in the department, not to mention Zhou Shan's lovely and elegant figure, Mu Yun's gentle and graceful figure and the beauty of an empress. The height of the four people is 170 cm. Walking together is definitely an eye-catching scenery. It's a pity that they seldom walk together.

Niangniang's boyfriend is a lecturer in the College of Science of this university. He is nine years older than her and knows how to hurt people. When I was a freshman, it was the honeymoon period for two people. As long as there is no class, we are bored together. So the queen goes out early and comes back late every day. In addition to attending classes, she often doesn't see anyone, and she has to make an appointment one day in advance to go shopping.

Zhou Shan is the monitor, and he is often called to meetings by that pervert, and he is extremely exhausted physically and mentally.

Gu Chang, the biggest hobby is sleeping. If someone calls her while she is sleeping, it's better to be more happy.

As for Duan Mu Yun, he likes loneliness. A person is in the library, a person is studying, a person is watching the stars, and a person is wandering. ......

On the first Mid-Autumn Festival, Duan Mu Yun didn't go home, but spent it with three other people in the famous pedestrian street of this city. Back in the dormitory, Zhou Shan began to call her boyfriend in Nanjing. As she spoke, she began to cry and clamored to go home. Duanmu Yun leaned back on the bed and looked at the bright moon outside the window, getting quieter and quieter. ......

Diary of Duan Mu Yun

Mid-Autumn Festival, the moon is so round.

The girl I slept with cried again. On the day of reunion, she was homesick and I was thinking about him.

It is said that this year's moon can only be seen once every 300 years. Will he get up at 12: 36 to watch it? Will he add anything on this day?

It's hard to miss someone, but the taste of no one thinking may be even sadder. I can't tell whether the person I miss is him or a dream based on him. I can't distinguish, so I don't distinguish. Think about it, sad and full.

On August 15th, I missed him in the street.

Miss him, August 16 in the dormitory.

Today is August 16. Is he asleep? ......

His name is Xu Zhan. He is Duan Muyun's freshman classmate.

For Duan Mu Yun, the first year of high school is the happiest day in her study career.

Xu Zhan is a member of the Sports Commission, very sunny and belongs to the white horse class. He loves to play and can play, so there are countless boys and girls around him. However, Duan Mu Yun only had a single contact with him when he was a freshman. Borrowing and returning books is very simple. Nothing else.

Duan Mu Yun is a little confused, and the oldest mantra that has been kept since childhood is-"Ah? Forgot ... ". Coupled with a storm in the third grade, Duan Muyun became more and more autistic. The whole life of senior one is as simple as water. Every day in class, staring blankly, chatting with three or two friends, simple but happy. She can name all the people in her class and greet them with a smile when she meets them on the road, but she can't get along with them. It is not that she is lofty, but that she is afraid of being betrayed by her friends again.

So, the whole senior one, Xu Zhan, left only three impressions in Duan Mu Yun's mind. First, book borrowing; Second, every time I walk to the parking lot after school, Xu Zhan will push the car far away and say hello to Duanmu Yun sitting in the school bus. The third is a spring outing next semester.

It was a sunny day, with light clouds and light winds, and it was an excellent weather for an outing. No sooner had everyone set up camp and entered the mountain climbing state than God began to thunder. Almost at the same time, the downpour fell violently.

Duan Muyun took a group of girls to the outdoor parking lot, only to find that the driver had locked the car door and people didn't know where it was. The first boy who ran back opened the window and jumped in. He sat in the car and looked at them helplessly. Some cars in other classes can't drive, and if they do, they can't squeeze into a pocket. Duan Mu Yun was wearing an umbrella and Xiangzi's clothes. He was almost soaked and shivering in the heavy rain.

"Boys down! Get the girls in the car! "

Until Xu Zhan jumped out of the car and stood in the rain and commanded loudly, Duanmu Cai Youcai seemed to know this man for the first time and looked at him transfixed.

Almost all the boys came down, three people outside, one person inside formed five groups and began to carry them inside one by one. Duan Mu Yun had already gone up, and Xiangzi jumped down and grabbed her and carried her up. The moment she sat in her seat, Duanmu Yun began to cry. It's silent tears, just because I'm moved.

After the spring outing, all the boys in Class 1 and Class 7 of Senior High School became heroes. There are more and more people pursuing Xu Zhan, and even Duanmu Yun began to pay attention to his words and deeds. But as always, he greeted Duan Mu Yun with a smile and a bright smile.

The days passed quickly, and the second year of high school was divided into classes.

Two people who had an intersection but had no story unexpectedly came together after three months of separation. The cause is probably the chat on qq. ......

Duanmu Yun: If you had only three days left in your life, how would you spend it?

Xu Zhan: One day with friends and family, one day with my lover, and one day waiting for death alone. What about you?

Duan Muyun: On the first day, I flew to Lijiang alone, and then I flew back to spend the night with my friends at night. The next day, I stayed with my parents. On the last day, I played with the person I love, and at night I lay in his arms, counting the stars-and then died.

Xu Zhan: You won't have this day!

From that day on, Xu Zhanfa launched a full-scale offensive in pursuit of Duan Mu Yun. It is also because of the sentence "You will never have that day" that Duanmu Yun gave up his arms and surrendered.

In fairy tales, the prince and princess lived happily ever after. However, Xu Zhan is not a prince, Duan Mu Yun is not a princess, and senior three is not a fairy tale. Duan Mu Yun broke up because of uncertain future. Less than three months after the breakup, Xu Zhan left with another girl. Later, after graduation, Xu Zhan went to Singapore as previously arranged.

Perhaps because of this, Duanmu Yun often listened to Rene Liu's Later when he was a freshman. ......

If someone asks about dormitory 728, the four of them will loudly answer: warm! The reason is-

Throughout their freshman year, they only folded quilts five times.

The first three times were three days before school started. After all, everyone is still unfamiliar, so let's put on a show ~ ~ The fourth time is that the provincial health corps will come to check. The fifth time was during military training. When the instructors were grinding, they folded the quilts of four people and provided them like ancestors until the end of military training.

Girls? They always love beauty. Teng Tang Jing didn't say: A woman must have a pair of good shoes. But how can one pair be enough? As a result, 728 shoe boxes were flooded. According to simple statistics, there are about thirty or forty pairs.

Others-pillows, pillows, quilts, thin quilts, cool quilts in summer, pots and pans, bottles and cans, plus 4 boiling water sticks and 6 thermos pots ... are really complete and messy!

Someone once told the truth in despair, and the final result was ......

"Dead orangutan! Do you have an aesthetic eye? ! Is this called chaos and beauty? Why do you want to fold the quilt? I always open it when I sleep at night. It's like home when there are many things. Why are you so neat? Like the tomb of the living dead, I'm not afraid of death! Also, we are on the seventh floor. Drawing water will kill us. We can boil water, why waste resources? What's more, I didn't see you complaining about the mess in our dormitory last time I ate hot pot. ! "

The queen's face was serious, and the orangutan shivered.

"We call it' warm' when we sleep, remember!"

Everyone remembers that the reputation of 728 "warmth" has spread all over the world. ......

Zhou Shan's boyfriend has a big head, which is a problem left over from history. Two people in a class in senior high school, senior two also develop together. After graduating from high school, Datou was admitted to Nanjing. He was not tempted by the southern beauty at all, and treated Zhoushan wholeheartedly, enviing all the people who separated from each other. Zhou Shan is the monitor, cute and not bureaucratic. Therefore, many boys in this major think that they can get the moon first by being close to the water. However, they really have too much confidence in themselves. After all, few girls only appreciate their talents and don't care about their height.

Freshman, there is no crisis in Big Head.

One is a boyfriend who has been together for three years, and the other is a friend who has known each other for less than half a year; One is mature and steady, the other is considerate and gentle; One can foresee happiness, and the other does not know the future; A wronged person can only cry by phone, and a sad person is always with him. If it were you, what would you choose?

That night, Zhou Shan cried and asked the trio of relatives and friends what to do.

"Do you like Dagang?"

"I don't know ... he's so good to me!"

"You can't be with him because you are grateful!" Duanmuyun Road.

"You and big head know for so many years. It was fine before it was caught, but it's hard to say after it was caught. What's more, you are in the same city as Datoujia, and your family conditions are similar. The Okaoka family has money, but it is not a city after all. " An empress is an empress, realistic enough and calm enough.

"I said you don't have to choose now-Dagang was kind to you, he volunteered, and you didn't force him!" Big head is in Nanjing, you won't know. As long as you don't promise Dagang, you have nothing! "

DuanMuYun heard GuChang's words, not from the bottom of my heart a chill. I can't say what's wrong, just intuitive rejection. So, she chose silence and expressed her opposition.

Empress didn't speak, going to make a phone call. "Husband" is very affectionate.

As we all know, Zhou Shan chose Gu Chang's proposal-why waste a "meal ticket" that is willing and does not need to be repaid? ......

"Loneliness is a person's carnival; Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people ... "

During the holidays, Duanmu Yun returned to school early, just because he liked the pleasure of being alone.

She usually wakes herself up in the middle of the night and chats with people she doesn't know online. At the same time, I walked around and downloaded several novels and songs as a pastime. Asan's leaves just floated into her life. That night, no, it should be early that morning. Duan Muyun is holding a cup of tea at the window of the dormitory, waiting for the sunrise. When all was silent, only Ah San's song echoed. ......

When I was a freshman, Xu Zhan contacted Duan Mu Yun on qq again. Separated by two computers and a mainland, two people can finally calm down-this is at least Mu Yun's hope. She never wants to lose him, even if it's just a friend.

After talking about each other's new life and old friends, there seems to be nothing to say. ......

"I remember you asked me many strange questions. Why not ask me now? "

"What would you do if you had only three days left in your life?"

"You asked me this question-you also asked me on qq."

"If you had the chance to go back in time, who would you choose to talk to?"

"I also asked-at KFC."

"Have you asked? I can't remember anything else. "

"Who are you throwing such a question to now? Can he handle it? "

Duanmu Yun don't know how to answer, xu words reveal a light taste, let her some panic.

Even God helped her-the power went out. On the dark computer screen, Duanmu Yun breathed a sigh of relief. At that moment, she decided that there was no intersection with Xu Zhan.

Soon, school begins. Duan Mu Yun attends classes every day, goes shopping and surfing the Internet, enjoying himself at leisure. An empress who broke up with her boyfriend always ran back to the dormitory early and called another boy who knew her better. Zhou Shan kept her previous tone, and it was a great pleasure to deal with two men. Gu Chang is still "cool", sleeping 12 hours a day, and constantly shouting "It's not my fault, it's really not my fault!"

Is this really a wonderful college life? !