Fish shop owner: "No."

Xiao Xin: "Do you sell mustard?"

Fish shop owner: "No."

Xiao Xin: "I dare to open a shop without anything."

2. Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?"

Meiya: "That's right."

Xiao Xin: "Today is the last chapter in this series. You can't stop me from watching. "

3. Kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor."

Xiao Xin: "What's the big deal!"

Kitten: "Who are your parents?"

Xiao Xin: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman."

4. Teacher: "Xiao Xin, please make a sentence with' dilemma'."

Xiao Xin: "I was in a dilemma during the exam."

Teacher: "Is it because you can't answer questions that you are in a dilemma?"

Xiao Xin: "No, the left and right students have different answers, which makes me in a dilemma."

5. Meiya: "Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English because I hope you don't lose at the starting point."

Xiao Xin: "I have already lost at the starting point."

Meiya: "What have you lost?"

Xiao Xin: "Inheritance."

6. Meiya: "I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games."

Xiao Xin: "It's not my fault."

Meiya: "Is it my fault?"

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Classic quotations from crayon Shinchan

Xiao Xin: Meiya, I lost last time, and I won this time.

Meiya: Why did you call twice in a row?

Xiao Xin: Didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell?

Meiya: Xiao Xin, I hope you can make up your English. I hope you won't lose at the starting line.

Xiao Xin: I have already lost at the starting line.

Meiya: What have you lost?

Xiao Xin: Legacy.

Xiao Xin: Hmm.

Meiya: What's wrong?

Xiao Xin: Poop.

Meiya: Can't you just bear it and go somewhere else?

Xiao Xin: I can't.

Meiya: How about it?

Xiao Xin: Let out a little.

Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce?

Fish shop owner: No.

Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard?

Fish shop owner: No.

Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything.

Teacher: I'm in the first aid class now, and someone is injured. What should I do first?

Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants an organ donation.

Xiao Xin: Sister, why do you study so hard?

Sister: It's all because of you.

Xiao Xin: Me?

Sister: Yes, someone in our family must be promising!

Xiao Xin: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet.

Teacher: No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now

Xiao Xin: Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!

Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever met.

Xiao Xin: I'm flattered. How do you know that?

Sister: Anyway, you totally push.

Mom: Look, Xiao Xin, my sister got 100, and you only got 50 points.

Xiao Xin: I did as you said.

Mom: What did I say?

Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's.

Mom: Don't go to school alone, lest you be blackmailed by bad teenagers.

Xiao Xin: But none of my classmates wants to go with me.

Mom: Why?

Sister: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother.

Teacher: Xiao Xin, your beautiful works are so good that the school will send you to participate in the city-wide competition tomorrow.

Xiao Xin: No.

Teacher: Why?

Xiao Xin: My father does this job. He will go to work tomorrow.

Sister: Brother, what if some delinquent teenagers blackmail us?

Xiao Xin: Catch up with him.

Sister: Can you beat them?

Xiao Xin: I just need to beat you.

Xiao Xin: Mom, you said you had to finish everything, and you couldn't give up halfway, right?

Mom: that's right

Xiao Xin: Today is the last chapter in this series. You can't stop me from watching it.

Mom: It's good to swim.

Xiao Xin: Mom, you are becoming more and more like a fish.

Mom: You mean like a mermaid?

Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.

Dad: What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from?

Xiao Xin: I found it in your drawer.

Mom: Mom and Dad have something to do tonight, so they won't be back until late.

Xiao Xin: Then I will be very tired!

Mom: Why?

Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.

Kitten: My mother is a master and my father is a doctor.

Xiao Xin: What's the big deal!

Kitten: Who are your parents?

Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman.

Xiao Xin: Mom, there is a poor Obama in the park. I want to help her.

Mom: Xiao Xin is so sweet, just give it to her 10 yuan!

Mom: Hey! Why did you buy sausages?

Xiao Xin: She only sells sausages!

Teacher: Xiao Xin, please make a sentence with a dilemma.

Xiao Xin: I was in a dilemma during the exam.

Teacher: Are you in a dilemma because you can't answer the question?

Xiao Xin: No, the answers of the left and right students are different, which puts me in a dilemma.

Teacher: Your problem, Xiao Xin, is the improper use of words. Now you can use an idiom to describe that your teacher is very happy.

Xiao Xin: Laugh at Jiuquan.

Dad: You see how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it?

Xiao Xin: At least I can do the same thing and sell myself to bury my father.

Mom: I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games.

Xiao Xin: It's not my fault.

Mom: Is it my fault?

Xiao Xin: That's right. Who told you to walk so lightly?

Mom: Xiao Xin, have you learned 10 times this semester?

Xiao Xin: No, I only found it once.

Mom: Then why can't you find ten honor cards without money?

Xiao Xin: I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins.

Mom: Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again.

Xiao Xin: I don't want to watch TV.

Mom: Then what are you doing?

Xiao Xin: I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is printed wrong.

Crayon Shinchan Classic Funny Quotations

Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce? Fish shop owner: "No." Xiao Xin: "Do you sell mustard?" Fish shop owner: "No. Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything. 」

Teacher: "What will tadpoles become when they grow up?" "Pan. 」

Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if this is repeated? " Xiao Xin: "Someone will sue you."

Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, someone is injured. What should I do first? " ? Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation. 」

Xiao Xin: "Sister, why do you study so hard? Sister: It's all because of you. Xiao Xin: Me? " Sister: "yes, there must be someone in our family who has ambition!" 」

Meiya: "I have to go home as soon as the summer school is over." Why not listen? " I hate people who don't come home on time. Xiao Xin: "Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work! 」

Teacher: "Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat breasts will bulge, just like …" Xiao Xin: "Like double airbags"

Xiao Xin: "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet." Teacher: "No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now Xiao Xin: "Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!"! 」

Sister: "Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen." Xiao Xin: "I'm flattered. How did you know? Sister: Anyway, you totally push.

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, look, my sister got 100, and you only got 50." Xiao Xin: "I did as you said." Meiya: "What did I say? Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's.

Xiao Xin: "Meiya, I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time." Meiya: "Why did you call twice in a row? Xiao Xin: Didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell? 」

Meiya: "Don't go to school alone, lest you be blackmailed by bad teenagers." Xiao Xin: "But my classmates won't follow me.

Let's go, "Meiya:" Why? Xiao Kui: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brothers.

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your art works are so good that the school will send you to the city competition tomorrow." Xiao Xin: No. Teacher: Why? Xiao Xin: My father has done his work. He will go to work tomorrow.

Xiao Kui: "Brother, what if some delinquent teenagers blackmail us?" Xiao Xin: "Run, go after him" Xiao Kui: "Can you beat them? Xiao Xin: "I just need to outrun you" (Wow, Xiao Xin, smelly boy ~ ~)

Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?" Meiya: "That's right" Xiao Xin: "Well, today's series is the last chapter. You can't stop me from watching it."

Meiya: "It's good to be able to swim" Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you are becoming more and more like a fish" Meiya: "You mean like a mermaid? Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.

Hongdao: "What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from? Xiao Xin: I took it in your drawer.

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, you have done your homework well recently." Xiao Xin: "Thanks to pol.ice's anti-vice campaign." Teacher: "What does sweeping pornography have to do with your homework? Xiao Xin: My father has nowhere to go at night, so he can only stare at me doing my homework at home.

Meiya: "Mom and Dad have something to do tonight, and they will be back very late." Xiao Xin: "That will be very tiring! Meiya: "Why? Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.

Kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor. Xiao Xin: "What's the big deal! Kitten: "Who are your parents? Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman. 」

Xiao Xin: "Meiya, there is a poor Obasan in the park. I want to help her." Meiya: "Xiao Xin is really caring. Please give it to her 10 yuan! Meiya: "Hey! Why did you buy sausages? Xiao Xin: She only sells sausages! 」

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser?" Don't you think about your parents when you do such a thing? Xiao Xin: "I just thought about it before I did it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money. "

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, please make a sentence with" dilemma "." Xiao Xin: "I was in a dilemma during the exam." Teacher: "Are you in a dilemma because you can't answer the questions?"? Xiao Xin: "No, it's about students' answers. "

It's different. This puts me in a dilemma. "

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your problem is the improper use of words. Now let's test that you use an idiom to describe the teacher's happiness. " Xiao Xin: "Smile in the grave."

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English, because I hope you don't lose at the starting point." Xiao Xin: "I have already lost at the starting point." Meiya: "What have you lost? Xiao Xin: "Inheritance"

Hongdao: "Look how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it? " Xiao Xin: "At least I can do the same thing and sell my body to bury my father."

Meiya: "I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games." Xiao Xin: "It's not my fault." Meiya: "Is it my fault? Xiao Xin: Yes, who told you to walk so lightly? "

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, did you get 10 times this semester? Xiao Xin: "No, I only found it once. "Meiya:" Then why can't you find ten honor cards without money? Xiao Xin: I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins.

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again." Xiao Xin: "I don't want to watch TV." Meiya: "Then what are you doing? Xiao Xin: "I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is misprinted. "

Crayon Shinchan classic mantra

1, people are not so nice ~ ~ ~

2. Hello ~ Miss, do you like to eat green peppers?

I really can't do anything about children now!

4, smallpox!

Miss, do you like chopped green onion when you eat natto?

6, see the ass see the light,

7. Sister ~ Do you like to eat green peppers?

I will remember it until I forget it.

9. Can natto be called natto without chopped green onion? ?

10, the leaking alien shakes.

1 1, my name is Nobusuke Nohara. I am 5 years old, and I hate eating green peppers!

12, Nini's mother's cooking is still so heavy.

13, bean skin sushi crayon Xiao Xin classic mantra (recommended)

14, Happy: Wow ~ ~ ~ Hehe ~

15, mom's thighs are good.

16, elder sister, do you like to eat natto with chopped green onion or other xxx?

I have a special relationship with wind.

18, miss, do you like chopped green onion in your natto ~

19 and that sentence, the monk said.

20, due south, really, I didn't even say move.

2 1, ass alien ~

22. Mom, you are too fat.

23. 100% pure fruit juice.

24. Big Sister ~ Big Sister ~

25. Big ass, three-layered belly, old monster, look! Dynamic light wave ~ ~ ~ beep ~ beep ~ beep ~ beep ~ ~ ~

26. Dynamic light wave biubiu biubiu ~ ~ ~ ~

27, be careful, be careful ~

28. You're back! What are the classic catchwords of Crayon Shinchan?

29. Hazama jade, don't you watch these?

30. Hazama jade, you are really headstrong.

3 1, when you go home: you are back ~

32, elder sister, I am your person ~ ~ ~, forget me ~

33. I am playing the game of playing dead. ..

34. The monster old woman is angry

35. Miss, would you like to be my tricycle to watch the sunset in Kasugabe?

36. My name is Nohara Nosuke. I am five years old, and I am an idol child of Sunflower Class in Shuang Ye Kindergarten.

37, really ~ ~ Crayon Shinchan classic mantra

Mom, I want to eat carefully.

I really can't help you!

40. The old hag with three layers of belly appeared!

4 1, take off your pants and shake your ass and say, ignore it! Ignore it! Ignore it!

42. Elder sister, do you have a boyfriend?

43. Elephant ~ Elephant ~ ~ Why is your nose so long ~

I'll be embarrassed if you praise me so much.

45. I want to eat mutton soup and drink tea, and the tea should be strong!

46, rolling around, rolling around

47. there is also this statement.

48, I want to eat heart ~ heart ~ heart ~

49. Dad, Dad, look, there is a beautiful big sister ~ ~ ~

50. Congratulations, Coca Cola.

5 1, actually not as good as you said.

52, an alien with a light ass ~

53. Obasan, who are you?

54. In order to take a nap, mom: big-ass old woman, three-layered belly, wrinkled old monster hoo ~ ~ so cool ~ ~

55. Mom, I want to eat to my heart's content.

56, people will be shy,

57. When watching super action heroes: wow ~ ~ ~ ha ~ ha ~ ha.