Coordinates of Nanyang No. 1 Middle School:

The sentence that impressed me most is.

In order to educate myself and warn others, I will be expelled from school and placed on probation...

The school does not allow students to play football on the football field (school leaders are worried about the safety of students), and the broad The stadium is often a paradise for magpies to walk. Several student editors of the school magazine sarcastically wrote in "Chu Pu":

"So-and-so said that football is not allowed to be played on the football field!"

< p>The editor implicitly criticized some of the school's unreasonable rules and regulations and said:

"The media is a broom. When the broom is dirty, the house will be clean."

Students also gave their teachers nicknames: "Qian", "Kobe", "Carbon-12", "Carbon-14", "Electric Eyes Beautiful Boy", "Little Fat Girl"... all quite popular image.

Posting on Tieba was popular at that time. If school leaders accidentally made a slip of the tongue during a meeting, they would be compiled into quotations by students and posted on the Internet. Any interesting stories or interesting words teachers had said would also be summarized as Some of the posts I have heard of, some I don’t know whether they are true or not. Let’s record them, which is also an interesting history:

Our then Principal Zhang liked to speak long and unscripted words the most, so his “famous sayings” Most:

1. Liu Zongyuan of the Tang Dynasty once said: "Be worried about the worries of the world first, and be happy when the people of the world are happy."

2. Falling in love hurts the body! (Sweat...it seems that everyone's heart is beautiful!)

3. Talking about puppy love: Who will feed you in the future when you two hold the child? Who gives you clothes to wear? (Wow, how far has this developed!)

4. Don’t laugh when you should laugh, laugh when you shouldn’t laugh, I call it shallow... Later, "Kobe" in the Political and Education Department Also: "Our Nanyang No. 1 Middle School...cannot have such students...too shallow...(speechless)

5. Luo Dayou of the Ming Dynasty said:...

< p>6. Some students spilled other people’s food in the cafeteria. Don’t you even say thank you?

7. “Because you are underage, you can’t fall in love! ”

There is also a quotation from a certain Chinese teacher Lao Zhao:

1. You are a cucumber, so you should not be photographed.

2. The person who asked the question is purely out of his head. Water; (Beijing question:) Produced by cavemen; (Guizhou question:) Produced by donkeys

3. Brains are not brains, just rubbish.

4. Old sow. Chase the Rabbit - The spirit is commendable, but the method is inappropriate.

5. If he doesn't use your hand, it will degenerate into a foot...

6. Zhu Bajie's back is a mess. Box - No one wanted the goods, but the goods were out of stock.

7. Once, Lao Zhao revised an essay for someone. After reading it, he criticized the person for two words of "bullshit" and wrote another one... After reading it, Lao Zhao criticized 4 words: "It's more ridiculous"...

8. Lao Zhao often despises people and once taught students about love, saying: Are you an animal? < /p>

9. (Talking about the crested head, pig belly, and leopard tail) That’s a pig’s head! It’s a mouse’s tail! Just go into the mouse hole and put a pig’s head in it...(swearing and feeling proud) He grinned while grinning)

10. Going off topic is an eternal theme.

11. It is a mystery in the world to write essays without answering the topic.

< p>12. Stupid energy, look at your stupid energy, galloping in the realm of stupidity...

The dormitory building for middle school students is in the shape of "work", there will be a few The men's dormitory in the class was facing the women's dormitory, talking on the balcony, and the echo was very loud. Once a boy was caught peeping because he heard the girl being peeped say to others: "How does the boy looking across the way look like?"< /p>

Beautiful philosophy teacher Wang Moumou once used a classic sentence from a philosophy textbook to describe the emotional process of a beautiful boy with electric eyes - moving forward in twists and turns, twisting and turning in progress...

Level 2000 , the enrollment mobilization meeting. Vice President Laojiu came and said: "China's imperial examination system is quite excellent and has produced countless talents. For example, Fan Jin——" When the freshman heard this, his heart dropped.

When the senior class of 2005 and 2002 were making badges, many people submitted photos of celebrities, and all of them turned out to be successful. One boy used Andy Lau’s photo as a badge, and his name was also Andy Lau. It was because of that badge that everything happened Discovered...