Collection of interesting English inspirational quotes

1. “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde “Borrow money from a pessimist. Well. He won't expect you to pay back the money." - Oscar Wilde[/cn

2. "First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have. a disease named after me.” – Steve Martin “[cn]First the doctor told me the good news: there is a disease named after me.” – Steve Martin[/cn

　3. . “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov Isaac Asimov[/cn

　4. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard “[cn]Don’t take life too seriously, Otherwise you'll never get out alive." - Albert Hubbard[/cn

　5. "The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets." - Al McGuire" [cn]The only mystery in life is why kamikaze pilots wear helmets.”——Al McGuire[/cn

　6. “Never, under any circumstances, take a. sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” – Dave Barry “[cn]Never take pills and a laxative on the same night.” – Dave Barry "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments." - Flip Wilson "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments." "——Philip Wilson[/cn

　8. "A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often." - Oliver Herford They change more often. "——Oliver Herford[/cn

　9. "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright "[cn]I intend to live forever, long and long. 10. “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.” – Unknown There is nothing worse than arguing with others when you have made a mistake.

”——Anonymous[/cn

　11. “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” - Milton Berle Only one hand? "——Milton Burleigh[/cn

　12. "I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives." - Unkown"[cn]I dream of There is a better tomorrow, a tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street and not have his motives questioned. ”——Anonymous[/cn

　13. “When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.” – Norm Crosby "[cn]When you go to court, you're putting your fate in the hands of a dozen people who aren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. "——Num Crusby[/cn

　14. "To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential." - Unkown"[cn]No one can do anything but a saint. But putting the blame on others shows a person's management potential. ”——Anonymous[/cn

　15. “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” - Franklin P. Jones Will appreciate him. ”——Franklin Jones ;