In our daily study, work and life, we are all exposed to classic quotations. Nowadays, quotations refer to new words that can resonate, make people think and have certain communication power, such as the words of celebrities, comments from netizens and social events. What kind of quotations are classics? The following is a summary of my carefully compiled inspirational and funny quotations from senior three, hoping to help everyone.

High school inspirational and funny quotations 1 1, winners often persist until the last five minutes before they succeed.

2. Actually, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are with.

People have one mouth and two ears because they listen twice as much as they say.

It is a wise investment to give the opportunity to others at the right time.

Frustration is a stumbling block for the weak and a stepping stone for the strong.

6. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

7. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs!

My eyes are crying for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.

Waiter, give me a cup of milk tea with more tea and less milk.

10, go your own way and let others take a taxi.

1 1. Positive thinking leads to positive life, while negative thinking leads to negative life.

12. Without loneliness, who will accompany me?

13, women please themselves, men pity to please themselves!

14, pure, fictional, chaotic and beautiful.

15, if you are upset, come to me and I will sing with you.

16 You are dressed like this. Are you dissatisfied with the world?

17, God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made my heart ache and tired.

18, the most effective capital is our reputation, which works for us 24 hours a day.

19, dreams are for disillusionment.

20. I will keep walking until the water blocks my way. I am thirsty; Then sit and watch the rising clouds, dizzy.

2 1, the oath was just a slip of the tongue.

22, not every effort will have a harvest, but every harvest must be hard.

23. Since God has given talents, let them find jobs! The material will be useful for me to ascend to heaven!

24. A lover is a road, but a friend is a tree. There is only one road in life, and there are many trees on one road. If you have money, you won't get lost; if you lack money, you will rely on trees; if you are happy, you won't forget your way; when you rest, you will water trees.

25, not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless!

26. You acupuncture in one second, and I will solve it all my life.

27. When the road is rough, shout and move on.

28, talk about a love, one less friend.

29. Learn more, be less proud, seize opportunities, and put an end to laziness.

30. The furthest distance in the world is that we go out together. You buy four generations of apples and I buy four bags of apples.

3 1. If you want to succeed, you can't have an excuse. If you have an excuse, you can't succeed.

32. You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human!

33, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

35. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship!

36. Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more confused.

37. Only those who have experienced severe cold know the warmth of the sun; Only those who have experienced the hardships of life can understand the value of life.

38. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog.

39. The taste of missing someone is like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning it into tears, which can't be dispersed for a long time.

40, timely and moderate bending, easy to unload the extra heavy, so as to seek better survival and development.

4 1, the last bus of happiness is not missed, but can't be squeezed.

42. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

43, the third year of high school is bumpy, and it is inevitable to bump into each other.

44. My heart is broken and I hold it out like dumpling stuffing.

45. Death teaches people everything, just like the results announced after the exam-although it suddenly dawned, it was too late!

46. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

47. If happiness is not on the road, it must be at the end of the road.

48. Wealth is like sea water. The more you drink, the more thirsty you are. Fame is actually the same.

49, often mixed in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hand.

50. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

5 1, the most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof you use to shelter from the rain.

52. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?

53. Confucius said: Don't sleep at noon, collapse at noon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

Ask who is the most open-minded person in the world and ask me to do my part.

55. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.

56. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

57. The curtain of the life stage may open at any time. The key is whether you want to perform or choose to escape.

58. The value of life is measured by its work for contemporary people.

59. I haven't seen the World Cup. I don't know. wolves have more meat than meat. I don't know Zidane, I don't know that I have a bad temper; I have never seen Yao Ming, and I don't know that he is too young; I don't know O 'Neill, and I don't know that I am a bird.

The word "crisis" stands for danger and opportunity. Don't give up any efforts.

High school inspirational and funny quotations 2 1, there are unexpected events in the sky, and people have fortunes. Good luck with the exam.

2. People who have never failed have probably never succeeded.

I found an admission ticket for the college entrance examination, and I tried to find the owner and return it to her. After all, according to the photos, if she doesn't take the college entrance examination, there is no way out.

Congratulations, you have gone to college. Don't! I went to college.

I am the invigilator, and the college entrance examination is coming. I must concentrate on the examination room and open my eyes to see which girl is the most beautiful!

6. Draw an answer sheet as soon as you finish the multiple-choice questions. Don't draw in a hurry, or it will be messy;

7, don't be influenced by people around you, each only sweeps the snow in front of the door, regardless of the frost on others;

8. Don't answer questions after the exam. Right or wrong before death, after testing, have their own conclusions;

9. I almost forgot the last exam. If the front door can't get through, then take the back door.

10, studying hard in the cold window today, there must be me; The Ming dynasty dominated the first place. Who else?

1 1, ten years of hard work and study hard, hoping to win the championship with my parents.

12, where the lights are dim today, why worry about having no friends; It won the title of the ancient moon, among which there must be a gentleman.

13, understand the previous college entrance examination questions and draw inferences.

14, don't ask difficult questions, just ask middle and low questions first.

15, the more you read, the thinner you get. Learning is networked and rigorous.

16, read the books of sages wholeheartedly, half-heartedly, and inspire me with four books and five classics; I can travel all over the world. I study hard in three classes and two classes. My life starts here.

17, 100 feet high, can hold a round of moonlight; Counting the rafters can't lock the sound of books for five nights.

18, learning is like a seedling in spring, growing sturdily day by day; Dropping out of school is like a whetstone. If you don't reduce it, you will lose.

19, there is no easy place in the world; There is no free time on earth. Zeng Guofan

20, ten years of hard work, once you win and lose, you will smile; After years of hard work, Gan Kun will win a bright future in June.

3 1, check the exam supplies, especially don't forget to be in bed;

2. I wish the teacher how many years to live as many points as the teacher gives me.

3.QQ scores are inversely proportional to academic performance.

The belief of success is like an alarm clock in the brain, which will wake you up when you need it.

5, the college entrance examination is over, prisoners, show off in an ostentatious manner!

I failed the exam because I kept a low profile.

7. Knowledge changes fate, and diligence creates the future.

8, primary school exam results like a dead father, high school exam results like being a father.

9. It is better to speed up your pace than to envy others.

10, don't look at the teacher opposite.

4 1, how can you support your many women without studying?

2. Leave Gao Fushuai alone and defeat the second generation.

3, save yourself three times a day, is it high? Rich or not? Handsome? No, go and study!

4, improve one point, kill thousands of people!

5, bleeding and sweating without tears, peeling does not fall behind!

6. As long as you can't learn to die, learn from the dead.

7, Gao Fushuai, beat the officer the second generation!

8. There is no D in the world, and everyone has an A. Win at the starting point and fight for the college entrance examination.

9. Why do you sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will fall asleep after death.

10, don't be an underground bug, I am a dragon in the sky.

1 1, "This life is only crazy for the college entrance examination, and I rushed into the key filial piety.

12, twist into a rope, do your best, be a heart and have a dream together.

13, turn sweat into pearls and turn dreams into reality!

14, spirit makes a career, and attitude determines everything.

15. If you don't succeed, you will become a ghost.

16, calm down and exert my strength; Put it together and shine my style.

17, people need to breathe when they are alive. Caller, catch your breath; Idiot, take a deep breath.

18, tears are not our answer, but struggle is our choice.

19, struggle for one year, (inspirational life, struggle for a lifetime without regrets.

20, one point higher, one point for life

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22. Persistence is very important, persistence is difficult, and persistence is success.

23, not bitter or tired, high school is tasteless; If you don't fight, you'll live in vain.

24, forget time, forget things, forget me. Honest, simple and practical.

25. Don't panic when something happens, but be more careful when something happens.

26, every day is a starting point, every day there is a little progress, every day there is a little harvest!

27. If you want to succeed, go crazy first and make up your mind to go forward!

28. Stand at a new starting point, meet new challenges and create new achievements.

29, neither bitter nor tired, three years wasted, passed Gao Fushuai and married Gao Fumei.

30, fight for two spring, summer, autumn and winter, Bo college entrance examination has no regrets.

5 1. This is an era that only recognizes the strong, and learning has given us strong original capital. We have the responsibility and obligation to learn knowledge well. The process must be bitter, but the real strong must endure loneliness, suffering and temptation.

2, painstaking people, heaven rewards diligence, salary is bold, and 3,000 Yue family can swallow Wu; Where there is a will, there is a way. If you burn your bridges, you will end up in Chu.

There is often only one small step between saints and ordinary people, but this small step often requires extraordinary perseverance to catch up.

4. Strive for the college entrance examination, and have no regrets in this life; Climb through the third year of high school and pursue Excellence! Make public the personality that is willing to learn and think, and stick to the mentality of being neither arrogant nor impetuous.

Students who are familiar with astronomy and geography jump into Longmen hand in hand, and Pei trains talents on behalf of gardeners.

6, head hanging beam, cone bite, female middle school writing outstanding work; Three nights of fire, five more chickens, one eyebrow fighting to write a chapter.

7, Top Gun, ten years of study, three days and three days, no regrets; Unity is strength, and once you do it, you will remember that you have joys and sorrows wholeheartedly.

8. dono. 1, and the cold wind that bids farewell to the old and welcomes the new is suffocating; Teachers and students are United, willing to work hard, happy to get good news and warm people's hearts.

9. Outstanding courage, hard bones, firm will and no regrets in Wujiang. To build a tripod with a hundred flowers.

10, 60 students share weal and woe. From this time on, the success or failure of the twelfth Spring and Autumn Festival will be this year.

1 1. Memories are beautiful, although the process is hard: there may always be regrets in the end, but we deserve them.

12. Send the golden rooster to see the fruits and fragrance of this year, welcome the good results, welcome the auspicious dog barking, and wait for the Ming Dynasty college entrance examination to be proud.

13, dripping wears away the stone. The college entrance examination is like a song. Years should not leave regrets. Sometimes it's time to show your talents and win.

14, determined to repay my loved ones and study hard for ten years; Laugh at life and look forward to winning the championship with your parents.

15, never tired of climbing mountains, never tired of diving in water, never tired of learning: pursuit!

High school inspirational funny quotations 6 1. My parents at home are miserable and looking forward to good news. Under the light, the students are struggling to be the first.

2. Self-confidence is the condensation of endless wisdom. Dull, it is a post station on the road to success.

There is no despair in the world, only desperate people.

The way to prepare for tomorrow is to concentrate all your wisdom and enthusiasm and do today's work perfectly. This is how you deal with the future.

5. Depression is a monotonous brush, which can only paint the future with a layer of gray.

6. The peak only has real meaning for those who climb it, not looking up at it.

7. There is only one way to choose-the way to give up; There is only one way to refuse-that is, to insist.

8. Empty talkers decorate themselves with empty talk, while doers work hard to create achievements.

9. The past is gone forever. Smart people think about the present and the future, and have no time to think about the past.

10, if you want to be a strong cadre, you must always bypass the thorns on the aisle or avoid the erosion of wind and rain.

High school inspirational funny quotations 7 1, today's cold window study hard, there must be me; The Ming dynasty dominated the first place. Who else?

A few more minutes of preparation last night saved hours of trouble today.

A person can succeed in almost anything as long as he has unlimited enthusiasm.

4, fight for two spring, summer, autumn and winter, Bo college entrance examination has no regrets.

5, there is no hope for hard work, and efforts have a head start.

I want to give myself the most beautiful dream in the future!

7. Facing the college entrance examination, keep your heart kind and pure; Keep your emotions warm and rich; Keep your enterprising spirit and passion!

If we all do our best, we will really surprise ourselves.

9, top gun, ten years of study, three days for three days, no regrets; Unity is strength, and once you do it, you will remember that you have joys and sorrows wholeheartedly.

10, among the easiest things in the world, delaying time is the least laborious.

1 1, the sweat on the eyebrows and the tears under the eyebrows must be the same!

12, race against time to review skillfully, study hard and practice hard to get good grades.

13, only the strong know how to fight; The weak are not even qualified to fail, but are born conquered.

14, study hard, think hard, explore hard and work hard.

Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that all the other mountains look short under the sky. ..

High school inspirational funny quotations 8 1, twist into a rope, do your best, be a heart and have a dream together.

2. Think that if there is no history of struggle, life will be in vain.

3. Grasping the present is creating the future.

4, to solve their own problems as the goal, this is a real truth, face up to their own problems, and strive to solve it, this is the shortcut to success.

Whoever can calm down and focus on small loopholes and obstacles will take a big step first.

6, pragmatic foundation, accumulation.

7. Sweat on the eyebrows and tears under the eyebrows must be the same!

8. Spirit makes a career, and attitude determines everything.

9. A healthy body is the foundation, a good style of study is the condition, diligence is the premise, learning methods are the key, and psychological quality is the guarantee.

10. Learning is similar to meditation and needs perseverance.

1 1, the reason for losing points is the weak ability to see knowledge blind spots.

12. Correct the easy problems and the difficult ones will become easy.

13, simulating defeat is not a bad thing, so you can find the problem.

14. Facing the goal, you are full of confidence. How many times can I call in my life? In the face of achievements, all roads lead to Rome.

15, you are the person you want to be; What kind of person you want to be, you won't be too far away from this goal.

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