1. A lover who can be snatched away is not a lover.

2. Why are my eyes filled with tears? Because I love this poster deeply.

3. My big name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata.

4. Format yourself just to delete you.

5. When will the bright moon appear? Look up.

6. I smoke because it hurts my lungs and not my heart!

7. Traveling is to go from a place where you are tired of staying to a place where others are tired of staying.

8. Only when your pants lose their belts do you understand what dependence is.

9. I am not Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

10. The most contradictory thing between lovers is that they fantasize about each other’s future but miss each other’s past.

11. The world is about to end. There is something I have been hiding from you. In fact, I am Ultraman.

12. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

13. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

14. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

15. People are like iron, and style is like steel. Don’t pretend to be panicked for a day.

16. I came quietly and left quietly. I waved my dagger and left no one alive.

17. Guests, please respect yourself, this little girl only sells herself but not her art.

18. I have always emphasized that you should be low-key. But you insist on giving me applause and screams.

19. I am nostalgic because I cannot see the future.

20. I have passed by a person countless times, and my clothes were all torn and there were no sparks.

21. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

22. Just because we have a holiday, you can’t treat me as a holiday.

23. The salted fish turns over and is still the salted fish.

24. Our goal: focus on money and make big profits.

25. Believe it or not, I can slap you on the wall and you can’t even scratch it off.

26. If I don’t go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell.

27. I will know that you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.

28. I have a heavy mouth, so I plan to give up cola and drink acute syrup instead.

29. Wherever you fall, lie down.

30. True love is like UFO, we have only heard of it, but no one has seen it.

31. Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more hesitant.

32. I was also an infatuated person back then, but it rained... and I drowned.

33. Before I had a chance to get involved with the flowers, I was plucked out.

34. I fought against fat and almost lost my life.

35. No one loves anyone with his hands in his pockets.

36. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

37. Don’t call me a homebody, please call me Madame Curie.

38. I am a fat person, not a rough person.

39. When I love you, what you say is what I say. What do you say you are when I don't love you.

40. My heart is so broken that it looks like dumpling stuffing when I hold it out.

41. During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek out acquaintances.

42. A small one is hidden in a hazy poem, a big one is hidden in a soap opera.

43. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

44. When you walk to a place with limited water, you feel thirsty; when you sit and watch the clouds rise, you feel dizzy.

45. Others have a background, but I have a back.

46. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

47. The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people’s wages.

48. The farthest distance in the world is when the two of us go out together. You go to buy four generations of apples, and I go to buy four bags of apples.

49. Stop using the thinking of 0 and 5 to manage this world of 2 and 0.

50. Be a conscientious man and find a woman with temperament.

51. I would rather be thin and similar than fat and unique.

52. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.

53. Whenever the charge sounded, I hurriedly hid in the trench because I was undercover.

54. Give me a fulcrum and I can move the entire host server.

55. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

56. Pretending to be stupid, if done well, can make you wise as a fool. Being dull, if done well, is called deepness.

57. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future.

58. The feeling of missing someone is like drinking a large glass of ice water and then shedding hot tears for a long, long time.

59. How can you not cut your hands if you often mess around in the kitchen?

60. Cutting wires with a kitchen knife in hand, sparks and lightning along the way.

61. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?

62. Marriage means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm.

63. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

64. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

65. Men are like hosts, memory is the most important; women are like monitors, everything can be seen.

66. My recent work has not been outstanding, my performance has not been outstanding, and my lumbar disc has been slightly herniated.

67. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket and make instant noodles.

68. Only when you hold your hand do you know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

69. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

70. Brother, let me throw a brick first. If there is jade, just throw it over.

71. When two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

72. I am waiting for your concern and my heart is closed.

73. Love is to devote yourself wholeheartedly to it, and then get out again and again!

74. If you ask me who is the most magnanimous person in the world, I will be told that I am the most magnanimous person.

75. Hate your father and you will never be strong.

76. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

77. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones.

78. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped.

79. I want to cry, I want to make trouble, stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and a small rope to hang myself. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is filled with love.

80. What is happiness? Happiness is when I eat fish, you eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

81. Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

82. The greatest tragedy in life: beauties grow old and heroes go bald.

83. A man who doesn’t want to go online is not a good man.

84. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

85. If you say money is a sin, everyone is trying to get it; if you say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; if you say the heights are too cold, everyone is crawling; if you say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, everyone will not quit; if you say heaven is the best It’s so beautiful, don’t even go!

86. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

87. Dreaming, everything is possible.

88. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge in it, you will be kicked out.

89. Holding the fried noodles and looking at the Ferrari.

90. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

91. There are so many people on QQ that I haven’t seen any penguins.

92. It’s difficult for a hero to pass the test of beauty. I’m not a hero, but beauty helped me pass the test.

93. I’m embarrassed to catch you, so why are you embarrassed to steal?

94. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.

95. When the road is rough, roar and continue to move forward.

96. There is no man in the world who cannot do housework, there are only husbands who are unwilling to do housework.

97. They said I was BT and asked me to do a CT scan. It turned out that I was ET.

98. To turn on the computer or to turn off the computer, that is a question.

99. Since I got mentally ill, my spirit has become much better.

100. Those times that are allowed to be squandered are called youth.

101. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves that have sheltered you from the rain.

102. I don’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I find it tiring to do laundry and cooking.

103. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot in return; if someone offends me again, I’ll eliminate the root cause.