Do you think I don't know what you are thinking? Zhao Wei: Say what, I hate it! Zhou: You can't scare me. I am afraid of everything, so I am not afraid of ghosts! Shaolin soccer.
3. Tang Priest: So being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. A Chinese Odyssey
I have been lying to you, you know? Just cheating, just like a moth to a fire, knowing that it will get hurt, or it will jump on the fire-moths are so stupid! A Chinese Odyssey The Great Wedding
You can call me a walk-on, but you can't call me a "smelly walk-on"! King of comedy.
Stephen Chow: What are you doing here? Zhao Wei: I want to help you enter the competition. Stephen Chow: How? Hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous. Shaolin soccer.
7, unhappy, even if you are a fairy, it is useless, happy, even if you can only live for a few days! -"Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey"
8, fluttering: I hate people's mouths broken. Qiu Tian: I don't want to have a broken mouth. Piaopiao: Then why don't you wear more lipstick? Qiu Tian: Then put it on! King of comedy.
9. At this point, I can't help but express my true identity. In fact, I am the descendant of Condor hero and the master of Dong Fangbubai-the West failed! Shenlong religion
10. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang devoted himself to playing chess to detoxify. Today, concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads. Domestic Lingling lacquer
1 1 once there was a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is … ten thousand years!
12, if you don't have a dream, what's the difference with salted fish?
13, yes, flying is Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife.
14, my admiration for the emperor is like a raging river, and it is like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding.
15, although you are a passerby, you are still alive with a soul. King of comedy.
16, poor writing and martial arts, wake up! I think you'd better go back to being your promising mountain thief! A Chinese Odyssey
17, to be exact, I am an actor. You can call me a walk-on, but don't put the word "death" in front of me King of comedy.
18, face was not given by others, but was lost by yourself. Night of the soul
19, the food you just ate was the strangest poison in the world ... and you died in one day. Hahahaha ... the first strange poison in the world won't kill you in one day. It should be our Tang family's smiling half step. Ha, ha, ha ... nonsense, we were killed by seven different poisonous insects and crane-top red for 7749 days a day. Colorless and tasteless, there is no trace of murder. The smiling face of our Tang family is made of honey, Fritillaria cirrhosa, orange stalks and Saussurea involucrata. It doesn't need to be refrigerated or preserved, except for its fierce toxicity and delicious taste. Flirting Scholar
20. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. I can tell you have no connotation by looking at you all over. 92 families have happy events