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What is the name of a passage in "Selling Kidnappings" in which Zhao Benshan deceives Fan Wei?

Zhao Benshan: Can you believe it?

Fan Wei: I, I, I~~~ I believe it,

Zhao Benshan: In the recent period, I feel that I haven’t felt any part of your body, which is different from the past. . You think, you think hard~~~, really,

Fan Wei: I don’t realize it, I just feel my face is getting bigger and bigger?

Zhao Benshan: By the way, this is not the main disease! Do you know why your face is big?

Fan Wei: Why?

Zhao Benshan: It’s the necrosis of your peripheral nerves that has aggravated the upper part.

Fan Wei: Where did you hold it in?

Zhao Benshan: Below the waist~~~ Feet upward~~~

Fan Wei: Legs?

Zhao Benshan: Enemy!

Fan Wei: No, there’s nothing wrong with my legs!

Zhao Benshan: Take two steps! Take two steps! It’s okay to take two steps! Walk!

Fan Wei: OK~~~ Take two steps, go, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps~~~

Zhao Benshan: Stop! Is there anything wrong with your shoes?

Fan Wei: What’s wrong?

Zhao Benshan: One is higher and the other is lower?

Fan Wei: This~~~ This is the place where travel shoes are dead!

Zhao Benshan: Opponent, your legs are sick, one leg is short!

Fan Wei: No such thing! If I want one leg to be long and one leg to be short, the pants seller will tell me!

Zhao Benshan: Tell me if you sell pants, do you still sell pants? Who is as good-minded as me? Okay, let me adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your legs are lifted up with my hands, as high as you can, and then come down as hard as you can, okay? Believe it or not? The leg is designated to be sick, and the right leg is short! Come on, get up! (Fan Wei cooperates with the movements)

Zhao Benshan: Stop! Damn?

Fan Wei: He's numb.

Gao Xiumin: Hey, why is he numb?

Zhao Benshan: If you stomp, you will be numb!

Zhao Benshan: Is hemp? Damn?

Fan Wei: Feeling numb~~~

Zhao Benshan: Let’s walk, let’s walk! Don't control it, your legs are 100% diseased, don't control it, relax! Walk! Go, go, go! Go, go quickly! Let's go, don't think about it, can you come with me? Let's walk, it'll be better little by little, let's go~~~

(Fan Wei cooperates with the movements)

Fan Wei: Hey, hey, hey~~~ Oh my god!

Zhao Benshan: Let’s go!

Gao Xiumin: My good leg was deceived into lameness!

Fan Wei: What exactly do you mean?

Zhao Benshan: Did you see it? My wife noticed it. She said you were lying and you were lame.

Fan Wei: Sister, why didn’t you notice it earlier?

Gao Xiumin: If you had not met him earlier, he would have been lame if you had met him~~

Zhao Benshan: I had transferred him here for you~~~

Fan Wei: Brother, what is going on? this?

Zhao Benshan: Don’t worry, you, when you were young, you had a sprain in your leg.

Fan Wei: No, did I have a sprain in my leg?