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Bernard Shaw. 1950165438+1October 2nd, Bernard Shaw died at the age of 94. Its epitaph reads: "I know that no matter how long I live, this kind of thing will happen sooner or later."

In addition, the following two kinds of humor are more famous:

The first one: the rich businessman meets Bernard Shaw in a narrow way. The rich businessman said, "I never give way to dogs." The writer said, "I am just the opposite of you."

Second: One day, a rich man saw that he was thinking deeply about a problem, so he stood up and said, "I am willing to pay 100 for the problem that Bernard Shaw is thinking." Bernard Shaw said with a smile that the problem he was thinking about was not worth that much money, but only worth a pound at best. The rich are even more curious. Under questioning, Bernard Shaw smiled and said, "I am thinking of you!" "

The famous saying goes: (1) The first draft of any great work is shit. (2) revolutionary actions attract the best and worst elements in society (3) rational people adapt themselves to this world; Irrational people insist on adapting the world to themselves. (4) A fool will always find a fool who admires him.