1. Exposing half of your butt does not mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is too small.

2. Stretch out and bask in the sun. Life is short, you must be sexy.

3. We are like two sides of the same coin, we will never be separated, but we will never be together.

4. Staying in bed is a required course for me every day.

5. Youth is like toilet paper. You may have a lot of it, but it won’t be enough after you use it.

6. Every summer, it feels so good to go to the farm to kill mosquitoes, and it can finally relieve the hatred in my heart.

7. Listening to English songs refers to the rhythm, while listening to Chinese songs refers to the mood.

8. When climbing up, be nice to the people you meet, because you will meet them again when you fall.

9. Please make it clear, it’s not that no one wants me, and it’s not that you don’t want me!

10. I have terminal narcissistic cancer and there is no cure.

11. I am not arrogant, nor am I fooling around, but I am tired of all the reliance.

12. Sometimes you need to step back a little, relax for a while, and then remind yourself who I am and where I am going.

13. My mother told my father that my daughter will have it, and my son-in-law will have it too.

14. When you were a child, did you ever play a game of folding paper into the southeast, northwest and northwest.

15. Mosquito, if you are forcing me, I will smear dichlorvos on my body.

16. I am not proud, I just don’t accept the world.

17. You asked me to go east, but I even forgot where the damn west is.

18. Someone asked me if Sister Feng and Ruhua fell into the water, who would I hit with a brick? I answered: Whoever saves them, I will hit them!

19. I made a promise, but was wasted by time.

20. Some people are only suitable for remembering but not for holding hands.

21. Every time I laugh at others, it hurts myself.

22. No matter how rebellious or free-spirited a man is when he is young, sooner or later he will work hard for a woman and a family.

23. If what you say is always just a joke, then this joke will always exist in my heart.

24. My paranoia is a script that you will never understand.

25. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than smile in the sun.

26. Asking what money is in the world will only make people blind.

27. Enter in Baidu: Is there a woman more beautiful than me? It replied, Sorry, not found yet!

28. The person who is most afraid of telling a joke will laugh crazy himself, while the person who listens to the joke will be more serious than usual!

29. At the age of nineteen, I dedicated the most beautiful years of my life to you.

30. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face can touch the hang-up button.

31. Lowering your head does not mean admitting defeat, but seeing the path clearly.

32. No tears, not necessarily no scars. If you don't speak, you don't necessarily have no voice...

33. The biggest failure in life is pride, and the greatest wealth in life is health...

34. There is only the beauty of leaving, not waiting. Came out brilliantly.

35. Don’t quarrel with me. Every word and sentence you say will become evidence in court that hurts me.

36. You can let go of the hand you have held for three years in three seconds.

37. When I was pretending to be a teacher to write a note for leave, I realized how important it is to write well.

38. I am sad, I am sad, as long as I don’t say it, no one will ever know...

39. When the teacher is away, the classroom is a battlefield.

40. If it is broken, it will be broken, and if it is barely glued, it will be a scar...

41. With your feet, we will no longer need to buy mosquito coils in the future.

42. If one day, I suddenly disappear, will you look for me like crazy and say, "Baby, don't leave me."

43. As long as you don’t think about it, superficial happiness is actually very easy.

44. Memories are more suitable to be buried in the heart, and memories that are talked about are not called memories.

45. Thank you for your lies, which compressed your whole life into one year.

46. Don’t even think about taking off my clothes before helping me put on my wedding dress.

47. Time always passes day after day, and loneliness always starts again and again.

48. The best thing about telling the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

49. My dear, you taught me to call everyone dear.

50. I am always afraid that one day you will find that I am not as good as you think.

51. I am not a matchmaker, so don’t ask me to introduce you to someone every day.

52. I am not letting go, but I have seen through it.

53. Women often buy beautiful clothes to attract men, while men often like women without clothes.

54. Your Majesty, I turned into a water monster waiting for you by the Daming Lake.

55. I have always thought that naked marriage means getting married without clothes.

56. Tencent is really no ordinary trap.

57. Walk alone, stop alone, and enjoy the pain alone.

58. There are three types of friends in life: lifelong friends, one-cup friends, and one-quilt friends.

59. When a love rival falls into the water, we can only pee...

60. When I was nineteen years old, I met the man I wanted for the rest of my life.

61. Now that the price of coffins has increased, you can’t afford to die!

62. I hate it when you contact your ex-girlfriend, even if it’s another girl.

63. Those who trip me, I will let them never get up; those who lift me up, I will let them never fall.

64. Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid.

65. Life is like peeling an onion, there is always one piece that makes people burst into tears.

66. Today has always been the tomorrow that those who died yesterday are looking forward to.

67. It’s funny to say that every time the person I like disappears in the end.

68. I used to go to QQ when I was bored, but now it’s so boring to go to QQ.

69. A little nostalgia, a little nostalgia.

70. Bear the pain by yourself and wipe the tears by yourself.