2. Those who can chew tender grass these days either look like Pan An, or are rich and powerful, or you can chew Essien Joro, which shows that you are capable and successful.
You gave birth to me before I was born. I was old when I was born. You hate me for being born late. I hate that you were born early, not at the same time, and hello every day.
4. Look at the Chinese again. Some people can break up with their parents, and sometimes it is an improvement to retreat.
5, marry his girl, you have to be prepared to be fearless of hardships and death.
6. The difference between Sun Yat-sen and Soong Ching Ling is 27 years old. They have been together for ten years, but they are better than countless people in the world.
7. It is ok to separate beds, but if you want to take water with you, there is no way.
8. Do you know what marriage is? Marriage is two people who love each other living together. No, what's good for everyone is really good. Especially in China, traditional ideas are deeply rooted. What about marriage? It means that two families are one, and the word divorce is hung there.
9. Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, and it is worthwhile to pay nine points for one point of sweetness.
10, as long as two people love each other, gender is not a problem, let alone age.
1 1. Distance makes beauty. Where does beauty come from? It's through your own brain imagination.
12, I've never seen an old couple with fewer wives come to a good end.
13, hey, do you think it's illegal to rob a man? As long as you don't give money, it's not illegal.
14, kill pigs. You said you were a vegetarian!
15, especially his appearance, why he still has boils on his face, how to eat, sleep and snore, talk to Lickitung and so on.
16, Guanguan Luogui, in Hezhou. A beautiful and virtuous woman is a good spouse of a gentleman. I can't wait to toss and turn.
17, with whom, I have the final say.
18, you think, there will be a distance between imagination and reality, let alone a living person.
19, Lu Xun and Xu Guangping are both 17 years old. I worked hard together for ten years and fell in love, which was very sad.
20. Zhang Xueliang is 12 years old, and Xu Beihong is 28 years old.
2 1, I just want to be sorry for the person I love, not the couple in the eyes of others.
22, people can charge, let's fight quickly.
23. Family harmony is the most important thing of all, right?
24. That doesn't mean you can't bear to let your child fall into a mess, lose face and marry a charming mother.
25. I am not wronged. I just love my uncle. I just love you.
26. How can I register my child without a marriage certificate?
27. Toona sinensis buds are so tender that nobody wants them after Grain Rain.
28. Marry if you get it, and rob if you can't.
Funny classic quotations from TV series
There are only two things I hate most. One is to touch my money, the other is to touch my body. The following are the funny classic quotations about TV series collected by Bian Xiao. Welcome to reading. 1, Ruoxi: I know everyone's ending, but I don't know my own ending. Walking on thin ice.
2, Hua Fei Niangniang: Bitch is melodramatic. The queen in the palace
3. Murong Haiyun: Is it my fault that I am rich and handsome? Meteor shower
Ceng Xiaoxian: I'm the good guy. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian. Ipartment.
5. Evergreen: Brother Jing, I am white tofu. chinese paladin 3
6. Zhang Wei: A prospective lawyer is also a lawyer. Ipartment.
Zhen Xuan: I am a heartless woman. The queen in the palace
8. Chu: You are a pig, which can be extended to porcupine, flower pig, stupid pig, Ukrainian roast suckling pig and pig. You are a desperate and lonely animal, a stupid pig who will never fly in the blue sky ... "meteor shower"
9. Lv Xiaobu: I don't have to rehearse my life. It is broadcast live every day. Ipartment.
Di Renjie: What do you think, Fiona Fang? Detective D. Renjie
1 1,: Zi once said: Wulin legend
12, Jigong: Don't be a holy monk. If a holy monk calls me, people will have pressure. Living Buddha who helps the public.
13, Qingchuan: You should eat well, sleep well and take good care of yourself. palace
14, Hu Yifei: Say something unhappy and make us happy. Ipartment.
15, Lin Yueru: We should eat, drink and be merry until we are old ... I am so old.
16, Wanwan: My name is Xu Ziling's woman. Datang Shuanglong Chuanqi
17, Qingning: Only love can trap me in this world. Beauty's calculation
18, Sister Rong: I stabbed you to death! Princess Zhu Huan
19, young monk Biqing: Uncle Daoji! Uncle Kensi! Worldly Buddha's heart
20. I don't understand: God is arrogant. I can't understand the teacher's most fluent retort ~ "smart and ignorant"
2 1, Bai Zhantang: sunflower point hand ~ Wulin legend
22. Liu Ying: Sister, no one will threaten you again. That's great. Beauty's calculation
23. Murong Sishao: It's so late to see you. It's too late to say I love you
24. Tuoba Yuer: Eighty years is a lifetime, and eighteen years is a lifetime, as long as I love you seriously. xuanyuan sword
25. Xu Sanduo: Never give up. Soldier assault
Sekitani Kamiki: I'm going to cut open my stomach. iPartment Season 2
27. Liu Sanhao: Say good words with kindness and do good deeds with kindness. Gong Xinji
28. Xue Jian: This is Miss Tang Jiada. chinese paladin 3
29, lascivious girl: always smile, lascivious nature comes. Looking for gods
30. Mo Xueyuan: Beauty, why do you bother? Since you chose to replace the king, how do you know I won't choose you? Gong Xinji
3 1, Xia Zi: Unfortunately, I guessed the beginning but not the end. A Chinese Odyssey II
32. Liu Yuee: When I am happy, you should be happy with me; When I am unhappy, you should make me happy; Always thought I was the most beautiful; You want to see me in your dream; I'm the only one in your heart. The lion roared.
33. Yongzheng: Rudder ~ Queen in the Palace.
Li Xiaoyao: I love you, Li Xiaoyao. Zhao Linger, no matter what you become, you are still my light. China paladin
Tang Youyou: I know more than a dozen different ways to die. Ipartment.
Funny classic quotations from TV series
1. It is said that when the heart is dishonest, heartache will give the answer.
If you are the sun, I don't want to see the dawn again.
3. comb your hair neatly before chasing.
The sun will rise and I will come to your side! Next time I wash my hair!
I hate two things the most. One is to touch my money, the other is to touch my body.
6. Go away, Sun. (The most classic lines, gestures+expressions)
7. What an expensive fountain this is. How can there be a ghost?
8. The scope I allow you to contact is only the emergency rations when you are about to faint.
9. I'm not interested in being a bear doll to put you to sleep.
10. The flowers that touched my money were reduced. What should I do if I touch my wrist?
1 1. Don't compare yourself with the past, look forward to your future self and cherish your present self.
12. Is the shelter a hotel?
13. She said she would stay with you until you found a suitable grave.
14. You touch me, seduce me and sleep with me! You think I'll follow you!
15. I am not a sweetheart, and you are not a prince charming. It doesn't matter if you miss it.
Classic quotations from TV series "Mind"
1, there is a natural tendency to be strong and weak in people's hearts. Between the police and the arrested person, the police are the strong and the people are the weak. Between doctors and patients, doctors are strong and patients are weak. Between urban management and hawkers, urban management is strong and hawkers are weak. It is a right for the weak to condemn the strong. The strong dare to argue, that is called dung beetles into the toilet to die.
2, let my mother left a knife and right a knife, there is no humanity at all, and she is more diligent than urban roads! This is not a hospital, this is a slaughterhouse! !
There is a billionaire in the building, in the prime of life, with terminal cancer. He told the director that I donated one billion yuan to your hospital, and you were responsible for curing my disease. The director smiled and said to him, "You misunderstood my profession. If you don't give me a penny, it's my responsibility to cure you. If money can buy life, do you think Rockefeller Wang Yongqing will die? There are still six months left. The most important thing you have to do now is not to treat the disease, but to arrange how to distribute this billion yuan. Just don't end up like Rainbow Yongqing.
4. People are so opposed to each other. We also know that more than 90% of patients are kind and reasonable, but we can't say who will make trouble. 10%. In order to protect themselves and prevent problems before they happen, everyone is assumed to be a troublemaker. We don't recognize the film of the second-level hospital you brought. The index you just measured yesterday will be re-measured today. We only recognize the results measured by the equipment in our hospital. If I am kind enough to help you save money, I will judge by intuition instead of doing one less inspection. If something happens to be wrong with what I have saved, the responsibility will definitely be mine. I don't want to take any more responsibility, what I should and shouldn't take. All my sympathy was destroyed in this way.
5. Would it be easier for everyone to accept the word "accident" if seeing a doctor is no longer a consumption and a family burden?
6. "Your ideal is very happy, but the wallet in charge is very skinny." "The distance between ideal and reality is the distance between you and me."
7. dutiful son dutiful son, originally a dutiful son.
8, the two of us are called no adultery, which is better than adultery.
9. Facts have proved that it is better to do one bad thing with the leader than to do a hundred good things with him.
10 you see, we are doctors, nurses, lonely men and few women, a perfect match! What happened to the second wedding? Have a house without a loan, divorced without children, and will soon get the title of associate professor.
1 1, time is precious. Good steel is used in the blade, and good money is used in love.
12, a good horse with a good saddle and a good woman with a luxurious meal. For people like Mei Xiaohu, crayfish is enough.
13, good steel is used in the blade, and good money is used in love.
14, came from all over the country to see his patients, traveled long distances by plane and train, brought their own bedrolls outside the hospital, bought scalpers, registered online or queued all night, which was time-consuming and laborious. As soon as he entered the room, Zhu Lao reached for the film. No matter how much you complain about the symptoms, he won't listen. He just glanced at the film and the words "surgery" or "no surgery" popped up. When the patient asked when he would be hospitalized, he replied with a word: "Wait." Ask how long it will take, there is nothing to say, the next patient has already entered the door. If he sees me, I will be angry alive. It took me a lot of effort to see the living bodhisattva, and after seeing it, my face was hot and my ass was cold. No one can stand it.
15, the female doctors in our hospital are all used as animals, but the male doctors are not as good as animals! Horses have stables, pigs and sheep have fences. Can you leave a pen for us desperate doctors in the hospital? This is my small request. I won't fight for the right to be a man.
Classic Quotations of TV Series "Dwelling House"
1, talk to my woman politely ... not so loudly!
There are many paths to the spirit, and material is one of them.
3. A person's greatness doesn't mean how much you have contributed to the society and how much you have achieved, nor does it mean that you know how to give up in the face of temptation.
4. Finally, when Song knew that he was arrested, he said: If the multiple-choice question is wrong, it will be zero!
5. When Song first saw seaweed at the dinner party, he said: unmarried at the age of 25, the future is boundless!
6, the relationship, you have to move often. The more you move, the more you participate. The deeper you sink, the worse you rot in the pot. We should always be able to tell you from me. It takes time to settle accounts every time, and it is important to owe them often. Don't worry if you owe more. He will do one thing for you or ten things for you. At the end of the day, he saw you and his head ached, so you won. You must get wind and rain.
7. Seaweed asked Song about his first reaction to seeing snails. Song said: He is so small, so weak and so slow. In this world, he walks at his own pace. Anyone who has no intention of taking a step will crush him. I am very reluctant. (in fact, it implies seaweed)
8. Song knows that he once told his wife, "If time can go back, I will take you to another life without too much money. I will go to the food market every day to haggle over every ounce, and I will be flushed with people because of publishing papers to evaluate my professional titles, and I will also worry that my daughter will not be admitted to a good school. Maybe this is a happy life, which I didn't realize before. "
9. Song vs Seaweed: Meeting now is too realistic and cruel, and no one thinks that family ties are important. But I tell you, any problem that money can solve is not a big problem. In this life, there are many problems that can't be solved, such as birth and death, betrayal, intrigue and no longer falling in love. All this is much more serious than the house and money. One can owe money, but not feelings. There is hope that you can pay off your debts with money, while emotional debts may make you feel guilty to death.
10, at any time, it is impossible to maximize profits. When you pursue the highest profit, you actually stand in your way. I think it is ok to make a reasonable profit!
1 1. People are generous because they have more than they give.
12, people's ideas are too easy to get.
13, a person's greatness lies not in how much you have contributed to society, but in how much you have achieved, and when faced with temptation, you know how to give up.
14, Song Dui seaweed: Behind the original glamour, there are rags. An international metropolis is like a stage. Everyone focuses on the place where the spotlight shines, and the audience sees splendor. Who will pay attention to the corner where the light can't shine, even if there is dust or even dead mice in it?
15, if time can go back, I will take you to another life without too much money. I will go to the market every day to haggle over every ounce, I will be flushed with others in order to write and evaluate my professional title, and I will worry that my daughter will not be admitted to a good school. Perhaps, this is a happy life that I didn't realize before. Song Siming
16, relationship, you have to move a lot. The more you move, the more you participate. The deeper you sink, the worse you rot in the pot. We should always be able to tell you from me. It takes time to settle accounts every time, and it is important to owe them often. Don't worry if you owe more. He will do one thing for you or ten things for you. At the end of the day, he saw you and his head ached, so you won. You must get wind and rain. Song Siming
17, it is true that money makes the mare go. Forty thousand is still "my mother" and sixty thousand is still "my mother"! It's a good thing you got the money back, otherwise you would have been # #! -threitol
18 What is happiness? Happiness is shredded pork on the head of chopsticks. -Beckham
19, today's society is too realistic and cruel, and no one thinks family is important anymore. But I tell you, any problem that money can solve is not a big problem. In this life, there are many problems that can't be solved, such as birth and death, betrayal, intrigue and no longer falling in love. All this is much more serious than the house and money. One can owe money, but not feelings. There is hope that you can pay your debts with money, but you may feel guilty about paying your debts with emotion. Song Siming
20. People are generous because they have more than they give. People's greed lies in being too easy to get. Song Siming
2 1. When a woman lives to my age, she should have understood that men are all the same. You need stepping stones when you are young, boosters when you are middle-aged, and crutches when you are old. I deserve to be my stepping stone. Songtai
22. The world is full of mines, especially in peacetime. Su Chun
There are many women in the world who think they are willing cows, such as you and me. Men are crazy. I put him in a decent place. When other women saw him, he was personable and warm, and immediately became hot. Unexpectedly, there is an overworked woman behind him. -Mrs. Song
24. A person's greatness doesn't mean how much you have contributed to the society and how much you have achieved, nor does it mean that you know how to give up in the face of temptation. Song Siming
25. There are many paths to the spirit, and material is one of them. Song Siming
26. If my life is like a video, I must find the video of my 22-year-old and replay it. At that time, I will choose to go back to my hometown with my lover and buy a small house to live with my children and parents. Maybe that kind of life is what I want, as simple as slow motion in the movie.
27. Don't say that uncooked rice is cooked. Now you cook raw rice into popcorn, and people run away if they want to. -Lao Li
28. literature Literature is coriander on fish. It looks good with fish and coriander. Can I eat a plate of coriander without fish? -"Dwelling House" Guo Haiping to Guo Haizao
29. You think I want to be a bitch. What woman doesn't want to be elegant and sit beautifully? What kind of man determines your destiny, and what kind of man you marry is your life. Even though I am a bitch, I was trained by Su Chun. -"Dwelling House" Guo Haiping
30. It's another dollar, but life is made up of many dollars. A dollar can bring you happiness or sadness. A dollar is small, but a dollar hides energy. I wonder if this dollar today will be a dollar in the future. -"Dwelling House" narrative
3 1, what is love? Do you know what love is? Love is a trick for men to cheat women. If I give you my heart, you will have me forever. He has nothing there, so what's the use of all the sweet talk? What's the use of saying this? If you are really capable and men love women, don't say anything yet. Send a stack of money first to make this woman feel safe, and then send the house. At least after you fuck this woman, although your heart is gone, your body has landed. That's a man. That's what men do. Why else would you get married? If you still don't have enough to eat, why marry a wife? That daughter-in-law suffers with you? Suffering is called love? Then I'd rather not have this kind of love-"Dwelling House" Guo Haiping complained to Guo Haizao about marriage.
32. Was my initial decision correct? If I hadn't longed for the illusory beauty of this metropolis and the fragile embrace of my lover, I would have resolutely returned to my small town. At least now I'm the deputy director. People leave their homes, as the saying goes, it is better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a phoenix. Slide, slide. -"Dwelling House" Su Chun
33. A teenage girl, who has followed me to the present, has a bad temper, but it is not her fault, but the pressure of life. If she goes out with a car and goes home with a servant, will she give me a hard time? In this big city full of material comforts, she is willing to follow me. As a person with nothing, I should thank her, tolerate her, love her and make her happy. -"Dwelling House" Lao Chen
34. Can you play Go? There is a saying in Go that you should be the first. For the first place, I'd rather give up some small gains and losses. What matters is the overall situation. -Song Siming House.
35. Hum, what a little woman. When this woman is over 30, you will know that a few words can't fool you. Everything in front of you will become the most important thing. This woman, once she has a child, is not a woman. First, she is a mother. Second, she is a female wolf. Look at that woman's obedient and obedient. She hasn't grown up. She still needs worship and spiritual support. But once she grew up, she had many ideas. She can say whatever she wants. There is no room for you to object. -"Dwelling House" Su Chunzhi Beckham
36. Which girl doesn't want Barbie? Which girl doesn't want to have a lipstick? What woman doesn't want a house and a man? -"Dwelling House" Su Chunzhi Beckham
37. What about this man's possession? Think of it as a battlefield. Once possessed, you get it. But before long, it will retreat. The possession of women is the invasion of bacteria, the expansion of spider webs and the expansion of marshmallows. It takes years and years, bit by bit, until you are completely occupied, so that you can't escape the fate of being swallowed up. If you have seen the rust on copper, you will know what I mean. Men are copper and women are rust. Finally, rust will cover all the colors of copper and lose all its positions. -"Dwelling House" Su Chunzhi Beckham
The reason why people are generous is that they have more than they spend. People take generosity as a compliment, but not everyone can do it, especially those who are irrelevant. There is nothing wrong with you and Beckham. What is wrong is your experience, and your life experience has not made you see through this. —— Song Siming to Guo Haizao
39. Seaweed actually wants to add: I feel ashamed. But she couldn't say this sentence. Why is she ashamed? She knows that. A few months ago, I stood here pure and lofty, righteously asking people to pay back the money. But a few days later, he climbed up with his head down and hugged his leg. Man, since you have to put down your posture sooner or later, why not make a pug posture earlier? -Guo Haizao, the narrator of Dwelling House, borrowed money from Fan Siming.
40, after it was glamorous, it was in rags. An international metropolis is a stage, where all the focus will be gathered in the spotlight. What the audience can see is just a magnificent side. But who will pay attention to this glamorous place, even if there is dust or even dead mice? Song Siming
4 1, just like the Titanic, the ship sank, you can rebuild it, you can copy it, and the story can be circulated. But what about the dead? I have already fed the fish and shrimp in the sea. -Fan Siming metaphor uncompleted residential flats can be reborn, but the new owner is often not the original one.