Poetry

1.

A rat has skin, but a human has no manners. If a man has no manners, what will he do if he does not die?

The rat has teeth, but the human has no teeth. There is no end to human beings, why wait until death!

The Rat has a body, but a human is rude. If you are rude, you will die!

——"The Book of Songs, Wanfeng, Xiangshu"

2.

Boil the beans to make soup, and strain the bean sprouts to make juice.

The leaves are burning under the cauldron, and the beans are weeping in the cauldron.

They are born from the same roots, so why rush each other?

——Cao Zhi's "Seven-Step Poetry"

3.

Everyone raises his son to be smart, but I have been deceived by being smart all my life.

I hope that my child will be foolish and carefree, and that he will be able to come to the palace without any trouble.

——Su Shi's "Shi'er Poems"

4.

The flag was lowered on the king's city, how could I know about it when I was in the palace?

One hundred and forty thousand people were all disarmed, and not one of them was a man!

——Mrs. Huarui's "Poetry on the Death of the Country"

5.

Wang Yang and Lu Luo were writing in a frivolous style at that time.

Er Cao’s body and name will both be destroyed, and the rivers will not flow forever.

——Du Fu's "Six Quatrains of Drama·Part 2"

6.

A needle refined with a thousand hammers,

The cloth is turned upside down,

the eyes are on the buttocks,

only recognize the clothes but not the people.

——Wen Yingjiang's "Chanting the Needle"

7.

Immortals and Buddhas have not yet come together, and they only know that they are alone in the night.

The wind is full of tragic songs, and the mud is stained with bad luck.

Nine out of ten people can look down upon them, but they are useless scholars.

Don’t worry about the poems and become prophecies; spring birds and autumn insects make their own noises.

——Huang Jingren's "Miscellaneous Feelings"

8.

The son is a Zhongshan wolf, and he will run rampant when he succeeds.

The golden boudoir flower and willow quality will last for a long time.

——Cao Xueqin's "A Dream of Red Mansions to Welcome the Spring"

9.

Everyone in the world sneers when they see my extraordinary tune and hear my big words.

Xuan's father is still afraid of future generations, but his husband cannot be young.

——Li Bai's "Shang Li Yong"

10.

I originally set my heart towards the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch.

——Gao Ming's "Pipa Story"

Popular Category

1. Concentrate your limited flattery on a person's butt.

2. Listen to your words and save me ten books.

3. A toad that doesn’t want to eat swan meat is not a good toad!

4. You are small among the crowd, but great in the pigsty!

5. The abandoned baby of the Everest Snowman, the murderer of clogged septic tanks.

6. If you are so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

7. I don’t want to judge people by their appearance. I also tried hard to see your soul, but in the end, your soul is not more beautiful than your appearance.

8. If you have anything cool to say, tell me and it will make me happy.

9. Is there water in your head? It’s still 100° boiling water.

10. An idiot can be your teacher, and even a mentally retarded person can teach you how to speak human language.

Famous Quotes 1. It is cruel to look closely at ugly people. ——Qian Zhongshu

2. Some people’s faces are as ugly as an unjust case. ——Mu Xin

3. That face is like a piece of money-losing product that was not sold in the 19th century and was thrown into the hands of the 20th century. ——Natsume Soseki

4. At best, he looks very rich; at worst, he is just a piece of meat. ——Lao She

5. He frowned and pouted his red mouth, which reminded me of an uneasy guinea pig. —— Somerset Maugham

6. Such a big face can accommodate thousands of mountains and rivers. —— Can Xue

7. If the spring breeze always blows on such a plain face, I think the spring breeze will also feel boring. —— Natsume Soseki

8. You don’t need to call others ugly to cover up your own ugliness. ——Guo Moruo

9. Your birth is a mistake that you must spend your whole life correcting. ——Chuck Palahniuk

10. The crook of my arm is bigger than your head, and a donkey is enough to teach you.

——Shakespeare

Quotations

1. What is your lung capacity? How can you boast so much?

2. It’s good to know what you are.

3. With your ability to understand, you may not understand even if I explain it, so you can continue to be confused.

4. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

5. All the famous places you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will become history.

5. In fact, you are not fat. It should be that you were swollen recently, which caused our visual illusion.

6. I don’t want to know that you are sick, so don’t make it so obvious, okay?

7. Can I ask you for a few faces? I think you have three levels of face and three out of three. It shouldn’t matter if you have a few less faces.

8. Grandpas come from grandsons.

9. As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury you.

10. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs.