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It can be said that this film is very suitable for us grassroots with complex thinking ability and naive fantasy habits. Strictly speaking, this comedy, which combines childlike interest and grotesque, should actually be classified as a kind of black humor film.

In the story of one hour and more than 20 minutes, the following 27 scenes impressed me the most:

Scene 1:

Volunteer:

1. My wish is to be an engineer and do many projects every day. After work, I went to the supermarket to buy a bottle of coke, a bag of salted eggs and a bag of ham because. . . It's on sale

My wish is to be a fire chief. I will put out many fires every day. After work, I have a set meal with my team members Xiaoming, Xiaocao and Sister Furong. There are shrimp and fish, and you can also choose melon cups instead of soup. But it will cost thirty yuan more.

My wish is to be a headmaster. Every day, I finish the tuition, eat spicy hot pot today, pickled fish hot pot tomorrow and pork bone hot pot the day after tomorrow. Teacher Chen praised me "McDull, you finally found the true meaning of life". . .

= = = = The so-called hot pot is all kinds of chowder, which can be eaten at one time. What is mapped here is the living state, which also refers to the living state of the "pillars of society" in the upper class, which is emphasized many times in the film.

When it comes to volunteering, it's far from it.

What is voluntary service? It's complicated to find out why now. When I think about it carefully, I feel that it is full of emotions, not only appreciation, but also helplessness in choice, and helplessness in getting drunk and adding daily necessities.

Many times, it is not so much that we chase our dreams and go forward bravely, but rather that our dreams bind us forward.

Therefore, the dream is actually just a private fantasy in the dream, and it has no real meaning.

Scene 2:

Kidnappers kidnapped dozens of hostages from a company in a building. However, the first requirement is to eat ordinary box lunch.

= = = = Box lunch is a lesson that is used to going to work every day in the city, whether you like it or not. Is fast food hygienic and clean? Is it too salty or too light? Is there enough oil and water? . . . You still have to eat, and you have to eat every day. If nothing else, it is because it is short, economical and practical, and it can fill the stomach, which is very suitable for the work rhythm and consumption power of the grassroots.

This is a necessary lesson for grassroots life, whether you are a kidnapper, a policeman or a working class.

Scenario 3

What are the pillars and masters of society?

Teachers have repeatedly told children that doctors, lawyers and CEOs are the pillars of society.

When the teacher asked, "Hui, what pillar do you want to be in the future?" Hui said, "[Cappuccino] Bubble Blower." The teacher was ashamed, but he said "very well" against his will.

However, what McDull wants to do is OL (office white collar), because you don't have to wear pants; But when he knew that a boy couldn't be OL, he changed to a lifeguard because he had a pair of swimming trunks.

The pillars of society also have obvious grade differences. Why do teachers emphasize the work of doctors, lawyers and CEO? The reason is simple, because these occupations make people look like their careers are beautiful and successful. This is also the so-called successful person in our daily life.

In the real society, what is career success? It is nothing more than gold in essence. Only when there is more gold, will the scenery be beautiful, attract people's recognition, and be recognized as a pillar by many people. In other words, the recognition of the pillar requires the presence and recognition of many people. Therefore, if you want to be a pillar, you need more gold. Otherwise, you can imagine that if you don't have gold, even if you live in downtown, no one cares. Nobody cares, who will recognize you? no way

If one day a certain head says to you personally, "You are the pillar of society, and your position is glorious. Work hard and work overtime. This is the role of the pillar, and this is the glorious obligation. . . After your obligation, I suggest you see a psychiatrist as soon as possible to see if you are ready for mental oppression.

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Migrant workers should be regarded as the pillars of society, but their status is still influenced by BS. How many people really think this profession is successful except hypocritical TV stations? Don't you see that parents who send their children to school always educate their children: "If you don't study hard, you will have to carry big bags and do manual labor like those migrant workers in the future. . . "Sounds scary ~ ~

However, as an indispensable part of society, they are indeed the pillars of society, but they are the pillars at the bottom of society. They can only support the pillars of the middle class forever, and the pillars of the middle class must support the pillars of the upper class. Thus, the pyramid hierarchy came out.

What all beings are equal is nonsense. Why can't children in rural areas afford to go to school, while children in cities are overnourished? The division of labor in the social structure does not allow and cannot have real equality. Why can the distinction between "369" be passed down to this day? After thousands of years of baptism, the essence ~ ~ No wonder the ancients were more stupid than modern people, right? This logic obviously doesn't work.

Scene 4:

College students who are excited to graduate are pouring into the streets. Some people choose to bone chicken feet with their mouths, but the colleagues who compete with this person are actually many old ladies in their seventies and eighties. Some people choose a chicken steak in a fast food restaurant, but because their major is not right, they have to ask their classmates for help on the spot through their mobile phones. Although she is fighting for a job, she likes the job of serving rice that has been taken away.

= = = = The description of this scene is like tuba in the background music, with some banter, but there is no lack of self-mockery and helplessness. Once upon a time, we all thought that there were many beautiful jobs to choose from in the whole world, but in the end, all we tried to do was a job that was unsatisfactory and well-fed.

The reality is so cruel, however, after a long time, we will get used to it.

Scene 5:

Mcdull asked: Do I have to castrate myself to be an OL?

Maya: Of course.

Mcdull asked: Can you still get married after castration?

May: No, do you really want to get married?

McDull: There are shark fins at the wedding banquet.

A MAY: Be a doctor, lawyer and boss if you want to eat shark fin. . . They eat shark fin every day. "

McDull: Will eating shark fin hurt your stomach every day?

May: I'm afraid of hurting my stomach, so I want to eat lobster and abalone to eat hot pot. . .

McDull: Hot pot? On time. . Do doctors and lawyers need castration?

A: Doctors and lawyers are responsible for castrating others.

Yes, doctors and lawyers specialize in "castrating" others, but who are they castrating? It can only be the pillar of the class below them. This sentence is really unique ~ ~ ~

Scene 6:

More than two thousand students crowded into a restaurant to eat hot pot, but they had to wait for each other.

= = = = In reality, there are many occupations to choose from, and there is not enough work to do. There is no choice but to wait. And when, no one can predict. The reality is so unreasonable. Who told you that you are not a child of a pillar family in the upper class?

Scene 7:

A waiter carried three big fresh fish heads and peddled them everywhere. In the meantime, I have to smile and tell myself to invest, to invest. However, we still hit a wall everywhere. Outstanding, barely able to fall on a table of drunken social pillars.

= = = = Once college students enter the society, there is no way out for this cheap commodity, except to sell themselves in advance and smile. . In this case, selling yourself at a low price is more appropriate than applying for a job. However, apart from our poor brains, we have some skills and are worthless. It's not that you flatter yourself worthless, but that you let the recruiter suppress you worthless.

Scene 8

On the wine table, a group of lawyers, the pillars of the middle class and the upper class, were naked, indecent, confused and incoherent in the hall. I don't even know what I'm talking about. However, even the judges didn't know what I was talking about, but they won their unanimous praise.

No matter how vague and incoherent the pillars of society are, there will always be people flattering them. Newspapers and magazines are always short of flatterers who are decent to them and beautify them. In the media, they are always portrayed spotless, which is the advantage of the pillars of the upper and middle classes. Who has ever seen the words of migrant workers regarded as imperial edicts and famous sayings in magazines and newspapers? You are kidding! Because you are not the pillar of a successful society. At this point, you can also understand that beams are beams with holes.

Scene 9:

A successful chef, with several glittering brands, invited two beautiful women to accompany him to dinner. He wants to express the true meaning of food, but because his stomach is empty, he can only repeat a crude and low-level sentence: touch some soy sauce, and you can't eat it anywhere else. . . In order to eat, the two beautiful women can only exaggerate and repeatedly shout: How delicious is it?

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= = = = Only the pillars of society have many flashy straw bags, because with more gold, they can always shine in front of people. No wonder the ancients often said that money makes the mare go, not to mention the glittering brand on the chest that "scares" people? Looking around us, this phenomenon is very common. It is hard to imagine that those who can't read 26 English letters at all can get an authentic master's degree. Besides money, it is still money. We have to accept this reason.

More ironically, these two beautiful women, who are closely related to the chef of straw bag and look like mistresses, can get the favor of the chef of straw bag by shouting loudly and making repeated promises. It seems that any girl who has some beauty and can speak loudly and brazenly can be a guest to eat with the pillars of society. This has nothing to do with education, talent and background, but skin. The rich are uncles and the poor are grandchildren. Let's review this principle again.

Scene 10:

The straw bag chef supported too much, causing the esophagus to fall to the ground. When I fell to the ground, the beautiful woman who accompanied me to dinner was indifferent. After the clerk agreed, he shouted "Pay the bill" indifferently. For the first time, the location problem of more than 2,000 diners was immediately solved.

No matter how beautiful you used to be, when you fall down, those who promised in the past can naturally be indifferent and care about your life. The ancients said: "I am expensive and others give me, and this crown brings me honor." This is a fact. Ironically, it was the degenerates who monopolized more than 2000 seats, and finally realized how damn it was to occupy the toilet. However, this phenomenon can be seen everywhere.

Scene 11

In the process of being taken to the hospital, the chef of straw bag vomited the food that had been put into his stomach when he was unconscious, which was continuous and varied. However, while the attending doctors and doctors are slowly discussing the solution, they don't forget to discuss with interest how to eat more delicious things that the chef of straw bag is clinging to.

Doctors, besides eunuchs, are also eager to feed all the delicious resources in society with straw bags like chefs. However, they will not blindly support, but be gentle and think of a good way to make it first, just like they privately accept the patient's red envelope, which is more technical and lethal than the brainless straw bag chef.

Not everyone has the ability to survive in the hot pot of this society. The more you eat, the more you vomit. No wonder people whisper all day: stop talking when it's okay.

Therefore, McDull finally chose to be OL, although OL was to be castrated. But there is a qualitative difference between active castration and passive castration. That's what society is like. If you want to integrate into society, you must be prepared to be castrated. Either be castrated or castrate yourself.

Scene 12

Mcdull's happy understanding of OL: "You don't have to be tied by a belt, and you don't have to argue with others. Go to lunch at noon, barbecued pork rice is good, and add a salted egg, which is simple and economical; Go to dinner in the evening and go shopping to buy bags. Just in time to put everything in. . . Swing around with your bag and be free for a day. "

= = = = Happiness at the grassroots level is very simple. The ancients said, "A contented person is a soup of quinoa, and a cloth is warmer than a fox and a mink, and a man cannot be a king."

It is worth mentioning that the realism of the song in it is very interesting, which is a portrayal of our daily work. "Didi Dada is in my heart, swinging my bag to work on the bus, swinging my bag to work, and swinging my bag to the wind. I'm swinging, swinging, and it feels good. I swung from left to right. Hey, you are playing on the swing after work, and my skirt seems to be blowing. At five o'clock, I was fascinated, and small bags were thrown into my big bag, and the elevators communicated with each other. At five o'clock, I felt very relaxed. I'm on the swing. I feel good. I'm swinging from side to side. Gee, big companies are offering discounts now. The bag is stuffed on the ground and thrown more happily. . . "

Scene 13

A shop assistant cooks delicious eggs with the hot CPU of the computer.

= = = The idea is very creative. As we all know, the CPU of a computer only generates extremely high heat when it runs at high speed. However, only when other parts of the computer are working at high speed can the CPU run at high speed. In fact, this computer is just like the brain running at high speed in our daily work. In order to live a decent life, we must work hard every day.

Scene 14

In the company, the head of the finance department holds the head of the marketing department and fights to the death. You come and go until your opponent announces his withdrawal.

= = = = In fact, we often see this kind of scene in the unit, and intrigue between leaders is very common. It's just that the director exaggerated the situation in the form of behavior. Even so, this funny scene is shocking. However, the director added this sentence to imply that the way to make them honest is actually very simple, that is, reconciliation. Alas ~ ~ No wonder there is such a big truth that "who is cleaner than who"?

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Scene 15

OL, a, I have a date with a male classmate in the "Folk Restaurant". The music in the restaurant is not only based on folk songs, but also the menu is named after folk singers. Whenever the singer finishes singing or the guests order, the waiter always shouts the slogan professionally: "Thank you for supporting folk songs."

= = = = It's a bit dark to tease the late singer with vegetables. But what is even more distressing is the decline of folk culture from true feelings. Now There are fewer and fewer songs from the heart in our ears, and instead, they are all sad and bitter songs. However, it is the businessmen who are eager for quick success and instant benefit that make up this consumer market. Of course, we are ignorant and empty.

Scene 16

The directors of the company spoke incoherently and freely at the meeting. However, this leader is still arrogant.

= = = = This situation is very realistic. I finally understand why sleeping bugs always thrive when we have meetings. It turns out that saliva is nourishing.

Scene 17

An artist who plays the trumpet seems to be in a hurry to buy takeout and rehearsal.

At the rehearsal scene, the personable man played and varied with musical instruments and ate the box lunch with relish.

= = = = After working for a long time and mixing in the society for a long time, people will inevitably become tactful, and there are many cases of playing tricks at work. However, all this is for a more delicious lunch. At this level, this is understandable.

Scene 18

Gao flash, graduated from BBQ department, and reduced to cutting chickens. She repeatedly complained that the boss didn't give her a chance to serve rice, and her mood was low. The boss took her into the barbecue room and told her about her work ideas when she was young.

= = = = Just entering the society, everyone has a standard expectation every day, but few people can reach it. However, even if it is realized, repeating the same tedious and boring work every day will make the mind tired and wear away the mind, and the original enthusiasm will never return. In this society, work is just a tool to make a living. After a long time, there is no difference between love and non-love. Anyway, if you want to eat vegetables, you should do the same at work. Let's eat them together.

In this scene, the director wakes up the boss by singing naive ideas. When the work is depressed, he should return to the starting point of interest and rekindle his passion for work by changing the fixed thinking of conformism. That's easy to say, but all enthusiasm always has a shelf life, and it doesn't matter whether it's old or new.

Scene 19

May and her male colleague bought a digital piano. Salespeople are kind and low-key, articulate, self-promoting, and very dedicated. Finally, some warm and humorous suggestions are given according to the living conditions of customers, which are very timely and humanized.

= = = = "If you look right, you will get a discount. If you look wrong, you will get a discount. You will be satisfied." It is really not easy to make a living. After watching this scene, I finally understood-"There are no bad goods, only bad salesmen". I also deeply realize that there is an essential difference between "due diligence" and "due diligence".

Scene 20

Mcdull: Once my mother and I went to eat KFC, and the chicken was served, so I didn't bring my gloves. My mother immediately taught me a lesson, you smelly boy, taking chicken without washing water? I eat and eat, and my whole body itches, and then I grab this hand, grab that hand, and grab the chicken. Eating, eating for a while, and anxious. Catch the chicken first, then catch the "truth", catch the "truth", and then catch the chicken. As a result, the next day I cried and told my mother that I had "genuine" pain and there were many red spots. Mom said, of course, you son of a bitch, you caught the "truth" without washing your hands after catching the chicken, and you shed tears with ointment.

I cried and cried, pain, my "true meaning" hurts. Now, who has pity on your "true meaning"? . . "

May: I don't think what you mean is true.

Mcdull: Huh? I have only one real meaning. . .

Everyone has only one way of life, but only he knows the ups and downs. However, when he was hurt and crying, it was himself who really felt sorry for himself. . .

Scenario 2 1

The radio program "Looking for Women" invited experts in health and nutrition and well-known Chinese medicine to focus on the situation of urbanites pulling "sheep excrement beans".

Nutritionists point out that everyone who pulls "sheep excrement beans" is a person who eats the menu indiscriminately, and there is no cure. If it's nothing, it's no big deal. . .

Sub-health of urbanites is very common. As the director mapped, there is no complete cure, because these diseases are caused by the fast-paced and high-intensity work and life in the city. Unless this social status quo is completely subverted, there will be no real improvement. But is it possible? Impossible, so it's no big deal to say "it's either a thing or a thing" . . "No one is completely healthy, including nutritionists.

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Scene 22

A trance-like company marketing director who claimed to be insane mistakenly broke into the interview room of the radio station. The clever radio host immediately changed the topic of "sheep excrement beans" to "brain water"

Radio host: How did your head get into the water?

Head of Marketing Department: Head. . . Be in a trance all day.

Radio host: Is it like what we usually say?

Marketing Director: I don't think so. I think there should be no problem thinking and doing things. This is a memory problem. . . What happened five minutes ago was completely forgotten at once.

Radio host: Do you remember where you just came from?

Head of Marketing Department: I don't remember.

Radio host: That's interesting. . . . Do you remember which way to go home?

Head of Marketing Department: Yes. . . . I don't remember.

Radio host: Professor. . . His problem seems very serious.

Nutritionist: Do you often get caught in the head by the muscles on both sides of your thighs?

The person in charge of the marketing department smiled: I wonder if it will.

Radio host: I have a question for you. It's really weird. You have no memory. How do you live your daily life?

Marketing Director: It's all the same. Get up, get dressed and go to work.

Radio host: How?

Head of Marketing Department: By subway, of course.

Radio host: How do you know where to get off?

Head of Marketing Department: I don't know. I got off the bus almost as soon as I sat down. I walked and watched, and I got off when I saw someone else getting off.

Radio host: Oh, where are we going next?

Head of Marketing Department: Mm-hmm. . . I don't know. Companies are usually in shopping malls. Step into the elevator and press the button. . .

Radio host: What will you do when you get to the company?

Head of Marketing Department: Mm-hmm. . . I don't know, either. Anyway, just find a door to get in. After entering the door, if no one hums, find a seat and sit down to work.

Radio host: Can you do these jobs?

Head of Marketing Department: No. Just ask, they don't know. Anyway, they just make a few random phone calls and talk until lunch time.

Radio host: Do you remember lunch?

Marketing director: I don't remember, I don't remember if I'm hungry. . . . . . Work with others after lunch.

Radio host: What about after work?

Marketing Director: Have a drink and then go home.

Radio host: Then how do you remember where your home is?

Marketing Director: I don't remember. It's a garden anyway. . . What luxury court? I'll just press a few passwords. DuDu DuDu went in. .

Radio host: Then how do you know that the house is not someone else's?

Marketing Director: What others don't have? Every room was bought with a loan. Anyway, if you go in and the dog doesn't bark, it's yours. Then take a shower and eat something. Then watch TV for a while, and finally spend time with my wife. . . Go to bed.

Radio host: But how do you know if this wife is your wife?

Head of Marketing Department: I asked her before going to bed. I asked, wife, can you be someone else's wife? Guess what she answered me?

Radio host: What's the answer?

Marketing Director: She said, honey, you are the only one I love. If I had to choose ten thousand times, ten thousand times. . . I choose you. . . . . . .

= = = = = There are many cases of water in the head. The only difference is that some people are forced to clamp the muscles on both sides of their thighs by leaders, while others are forced to clamp the muscles on both sides of their thighs by colleagues. Therefore, our brains have also created the same herd thinking-only leaders obey orders. One of the advantages of having water in your head is that you can keep your job and eat something.

We go to work like insensitive puppets every day, with no will or unwillingness. Getting up early, dressing, crowding the bus, eating fast food and going home from work have changed from my conscious state to my unconscious state. It's really sad. But this has the advantage of keeping jobs and making a living.

Work is like a slave and a house is like a tenant. These realities cannot be changed at the grassroots level, but fortunately, the wife is still herself, and she is still herself after 10,000 elections. . . . . . There is no scene where you are going, and there is no need to cry. It is this simple and human speech that makes people move.

Grassroots love is simple and easy to satisfy.

Moved, the background music began again. Kelly Chen, who has become an OL, looked at the passing college students wandering in the street with a dignified expression. Just like the song says. "Tired from shopping, I went into the store and ate a bowl of beef noodles. The store cheerfully pushed the bowl over. He said that he remembered that I was an old classmate. Tired after a short walk, I went into the shop and had a fragrant foot bath. The technician stared at me strangely and said that I remembered it. It was an old classmate. That spring flowers bloomed all over the countryside, and we used to go to school together. "

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Things change, people get old, and things change.

Scene 23

There is a captain in the harbor. He introduced himself: "I am a captain, and my voyage may be the shortest in the world." My boat goes from one side of Aberdeen typhoon shelter to the seafood boat, and then from the seafood boat to the other side of the typhoon shelter. In this way, it only takes five minutes to pick up and drop off tourists from both sides. Of course, the people on this boat are not necessarily tourists who go to the seafood restaurant, but more residents who live in this area and take a downwind boat. Some people buy vegetables, some go to school, some deliver goods, and some swim. Strictly speaking, this ship is responsible for transporting passengers, but who is not a tourist in this world? I heard this truth in kindergarten, and now I realize it more deeply. Therefore, I won't refuse all the people on board and send them to their destination. . .

= = = = Yes, who is not a tourist in this world? However, it is very difficult, really difficult, for people to put aside utilitarianism and treat all kinds of people around them with a selfless and objective attitude. Although everyone knows, I know in my heart, I have known since I was a child, but it is still very difficult, very difficult. . . This may be the weakness and sadness of adults. . .

Scene 24

The selfless captain's ship sank for no reason. The captain drifted to a desert island with the passengers. When the mobile phone is broken, they have to wait for others' help. But after waiting for a week, no one came to help. When people were hungry like wolves and wanted to eat raw human flesh, the selfless captain stepped forward and reluctantly let people cut the meat off his ass for everyone to eat.

Just when everyone was ready to eat cooked meat, the lifeboat arrived and everyone flew away. . .

= = = = Yes, in a calm environment with coconut trees, clear water and fine sand, and clear weather, this selfless ship sank, but some people thought it would sink, and it sank so easily. Besides, how can there be a desert island in the city? But it just exists. Why else didn't anyone find the lost victim for so many days? Yes, why look for it? As expected, in love ~ ~

In fact, the captain is also afraid of pain, and he didn't expect cutting his ass to be so painful, but his selfless sense of mission prompted him to cut his share and help others. But the reality is so ruthless that when passengers have no intention of being rescued, they are completely unaware of the captain's fearless sacrifice. In this world where conscience can be sold by the catty, the selflessness from painful experience is not just a pack of barbecue, it is worthless. Finally, there was nothing but a comforting compliment of "good man".

In this regard, we should not blame the indifference of the world, because the captain is just a humble grassroots, not a great man or a celebrity. . .

When the captain walked into the street with his selfless barbecue, the original stalwart figure suddenly fell in the desert, very sad.

Children who are really not sensible, but for those who love life but are useless.