2. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.
I washed some dates today, which were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They parted long ago.
4. During the festival, the white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.
Afraid of the night, he got an overnight permit.
6. Mother sparrow combs her hair and asks her what hairstyle she wants. The little sparrow said, choo choo
7. My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.
8. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.
9. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.
10. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?
1 1. Why do houses with strong evil spirits in horror movies have a piano? Because "there are several demons living in the piano."
12. Suddenly, Guo, the agent, called his wife kidney calculi: Stone in winter. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?
13. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.
14. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhi.
15. A duckling tried to align with the duck in front, but he couldn't. He shouted "Yes, yes, no".
16. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.
17. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.
18. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Night Quail.
19. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?
20. The doctor prescribed me pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.
One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"
22. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.
23. I went to buy oysters On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.
24. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.
25. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?
26. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!
27. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?
28. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.
29. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?
30. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, nor can we let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "
3 1. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, on the way, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army, and Liu Bei fled hastily. When Lu Yu fell off the cliff, Zhang Fei shouted: Master, stop the horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!
32. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.
33. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.
34. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)
35. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.
36. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."
You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?
38. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?
39. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"
40. You stayed up all night. What are you doing up late, Ollie?
The third sentence with emoji is 4 1. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was a louder wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried after eating it. It turns out that this is an oyster.
42. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?
43. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said that it will keep him safe if he wears it for a long time.
44. Asu and Asu stayed together for a day. At dinner, Asu spoiled: Feed.
45. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.
46. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"
47. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?
48. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.
49. The Wulin leader was cornered by him and sat on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for his hand to raise his knife. Instead, he drew his knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered painfully, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said to him huskily, "A bucket of paste ... can post a lot for you to search ..."
50. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."
5 1. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.
52. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?
53. Look at this. I have two erasers You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).
54. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.
55. Quitting coke is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. Drink up and sigh. Sour drinks!
56. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.
57. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.
58. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says I can't eat them. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.
59. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.
60. It's 36 degrees hot today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? We're through.