1. Intellectuals solve problems; Genius will stop them.

Wise men solve problems, while geniuses prevent them.

2. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

There are only two things in the universe that are infinite: the size of the universe and human stupidity. What I'm not sure about is the size of the universe.

Science is a beautiful thing if one doesn't need to make a living by science.

Science is a wonderful thing-if you don't have to live by it.

The most difficult thing to understand in the world is income tax.

The most incomprehensible thing in the world is personal income tax.

I am sure that he (God) doesn't play dice.

I'm sure God doesn't play gambling games.

6. Reality is only an illusion, although it is a very lasting illusion.

Reality is just an illusion, although it lingers.

7. I never consider the future. It came quickly.

I never think about the future. Because it came fast enough.

8. The only thing that hinders my study is my education.

The only obstacle to my study is my education.

9. A person who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

A person who never makes mistakes must have never tried anything new.

10. I don't know what weapons will be used in World War III, but I know that World War IV will use sticks and stones.

I don't know what weapons will be used in World War III, but there will definitely be people using sticks and stones in World War IV.