Luo Wei, a math teacher at Southwest University of Political Science and Law: (While drawing on the blackboard, he waved his fingers enthusiastically): Didn't your junior high school math teacher say that this is the X axis and this is the Y axis, should I put a P on it?
Wang Yu, an English teacher at Sichuan International Studies University: The word thriller has many meanings, such as thriller (classmate: teacher, how do you write Li Zhan in Chinese? ) what? Can't you write a thriller If you can't write, just write with trepidation, well, with trepidation. What a nice word.
China literature teacher Some people say that I dress like a rural cadre. That's because they have no taste.
Decoration teacher, home improvement is not home improvement. Not practical, but practical.
Liu Xi, an English teacher in sichuan fine arts institute, said, "You must recite the small vocabulary I gave you when you go back. You must recite crazily. I guarantee that you will be able to understand the headlines of most British and American newspapers after reciting them. If you still don't understand, then take it easy. "
Teachers of oil painting department should pay attention to painting the human body, and should confuse the fake with the real!
Business teacher, if you don't let me give a good lecture, don't expect me to make you do well in the exam. Business newspaper graphic Su Xiaoou system classic quotations network
Peng Jing, a teacher of modern foreign language education at Chongqing University: (After a long list of English) Why do people look at me with such cold eyes? Don't you understand? Alas, everyone insults my English pronunciation like this every time.
Xie Zhenguo, a material mechanics teacher at Chongqing University: The course of material mechanics is actually very simple. Understand it as soon as you listen, learn it as soon as you put it, and forget it as soon as you put it.
Huang Xiaojun, a math teacher at the School of Mathematics and Science, Chongqing University: Please don't sleep with your head on your laptop. Do you think this will become a laptop? (classmate: so the notebook computer was invented like this)
Teacher of Applied Physics, School of Computer Science and Information Engineering, chongqing technology and business university, Han: Since I learned Newton's Law, I have been using it all year round. After being proficient, I can do five similar questions at one go. No trouble at all! None of this can be done. I wonder if Newton is angry with you. (The student answered the simplest question wrong)
Zhang Yi, a literature teacher at Chongqing University of Posts and Telecommunications: Be smart when doing literary problems. Dadada, jump twice and you will come out. Students are dragging their feet on this issue.
Gu Shiping, a teacher at chongqing technology and business university Institute of Political and Social Development, said: "Answering questions, even if they are wrong, is also a contradiction among the people." "Mahjong can't create wealth, but it can transfer wealth." (Students burst into laughter)
Wang Zhi, a chemistry teacher at Chongqing University: Look, one of my oxygen and one of my hydrogen, bam! It turned into water for me! (Classmate: Are they all yours? )