Classic lines of the movie "Legend of the Wulin"
0 1, Guo Furong: Confucius said that you are an idiot if you don't buy a house! Scholar: Then we won't be in such a hurry that we can't eat hot tofu, will we?
02. Guo Furong "If you can afford a house, you can't wait for the house price to rise again; I can't afford a house, I can't wait to sell my child for a suite! "
03, Guo Furong: We Jianghu people, every day, years, the sun constantly attacks our skin, and we will get old if we are not careful.
04. Guo Furong jumped the queue to rob the house and was despised by everyone. Everyone held out their thumbs and forefingers and said to her in unison, "BS!" Lv Xiucai comforted Guo Furong and said, "Don't worry, BS is not SB."
Guo Furong: Boss, you are a money addict. You know what the most valuable thing in the world is.
Guo Furong: Is our child's name Luguo? Lv Xiucai: Then why not call it a git?
Scholar: Confucius, lean on my shoulder!
Tong Xiangyu: I haven't posed yet!
09. Tong Xiangyu: Don't say that I am your disaster!
10, Tong Xiangyu: I am very coquettish. No, sorry.
1 1, Tong Xiangyu: Don't kill me, I still have my acceptance speech!
12, Tong Xiangyu: It made me laugh.
13, Tong Xiangyu: A stranger is not a person? Strange chickens are not ducks, strange dogs are dogs!
14, Tong Xiangyu: You are more thief than a chicken and more refined than a monkey.
15, Tong Xiangyu: I would rather be a dead fool with a clear conscience than a living person who is afraid of ghosts knocking at the door at night.
16, Tong Xiangyu: What kind of person? These thieves and profiteers have pushed up the house prices like this, and they still won't let others live. Taking advantage of people's panic to speculate on high housing prices and disrupt the economy is simply not human. Ordinary people have worked hard all their lives and earned a little money. It takes a black heart to do such a shameless thing. Living in a dynasty with such a person is simply a shame and a sorrow! ~
Bai Zhantang: These properties are half of mine.
Tong Xiangyu: My divorce is only half of yours.
18. When Bai Zhantang went out late at night, Yan Xiaoliu asked him why. He said, I'm going out to play soy sauce at night.
19, Laobai: Playing dead makes you addicted.
20. Lao Bai: Xiang Yu, I will still be husband and wife in my next life. Don't always patronize the accounts, patronize me.
2 1, Lao Bai: "You were so busy with the accounts that you forgot to come to see me."
22. Laobai: Xiang Yu, look at your face, like a New Year picture.
23, Lao Bai: unparalleled, I thought it was your bad life that you couldn't get married, but it was all your fault! We can't be stupid any longer, or how many years will we have to grope in the dark single life?
Zhu: You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your confession in court. You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford it, the yamen can send you one.
25. Zhu: Their deaths are a bit strange. Small six: What's so strange? Wu Shuang: I don't know. Listen to what D. Renjie always says.
26. Wu Shuang: Xiao Liu, why did you send me flowers ~
Xiaoliu: I picked this flower specially for you when I was sweeping the grave for my seventh uncle!
Wu Shuang: That's how you sent me flowers.
27. Yan Xiaoliu: Help me take care of my seventh uncle;
Everyone: we will, but your seventh uncle is dead;
Small six: then seven uncles and seven grandmothers;
28. Ji is powerless: (to the scholar) Then I also have a question. How can I satisfy my desire to kill and avoid the guilt caused by killing you?
29. Delay: Will you still be my mistress in the next life? Pei: I have;
30. Louzhi County: Just) do it!
3 1, cry, Gucci!
32. To be dead or alive is your problem.
33. What kind of devil are you?
34, life is like tea, and finally immersed in tragedy!
35. Li Dazui: Look, boss, the specifications of the dishes given to the guests are ok.
Tong Xiangyu: I can't keep my elbow to eat peanuts for myself. I can blow out the salt and use shredded green pepper.
Li Dazui: I ...