Cao Cao is not surnamed Cao. His own grandfather adopted his father to a father-in-law named Cao in order to please the eunuch who was in power in the palace at that time. Later, the father-in-law Tso gradually developed into a pervert because of his own defects. He changed the names of everything that belonged to him, and the new names were all related to things that he could not do. At first, he was quite mysterious. For example, he changed his name from Cao Teng to Cao Tong. Change the name of Cao Cao's father from Cao Song to Cao Song. However, after Cao Cao was born, Cao Gonggong intensified his efforts and insisted on naming his children. As a result, Cao Cao's name was named by him. Since Cao can remember, he has been laughed at by children because of this name. He hates this name very much. Every time someone asks him his name, he always tries his best to hide it. The adults tried their best to extract his name from him. At first, it was easy to cheat. Later, in repeated failures, Cao Cao became more and more cunning. Finally, even the smartest adults don't know his name. When everyone mentioned him, they all said, "Who is the child who always tells lies and doesn't give his name?" . Slowly, people simply called him "Aunt". Cao Cao, who lived in such an environment since childhood, suffered great mental damage. After he reached puberty, no one dared to marry his daughter because of his reputation for cheating. As a result, he had to marry an ugly bucket girl from other places. It happened that this woman was eloquent and made Cao Cao lose his temper. People call her "Mrs Bian". Because of this marriage, Cao Cao has always had a soft spot for female singers and dancers with good looks and slim figure. His rebellious, suspicious, talkative and lewd character was developed from childhood to adolescence. After marriage, Cao Cao's life became more and more miserable. He has been unable to find a job because of his bad reputation. There is a "half-hearted" wife at home (taking it to the street to worry, leaving it at home to look disgusting), giving him a hard time everywhere. In this difficult period, Cao Cao, who was on the verge of mental breakdown, wrote a poem, which truly recorded his predicament: there was not enough rice. This inch of cloth is not enough to sew. There is no bucket in n-valve There is no ruler in the hair. My friend came to borrow money from me. I don't know why I should. -Cao Cao's "Folk Words" No one knows how Cao Cao made up his mind to completely embark on the road of hooliganism. All we know now is that from one day on, Cao Cao no longer cares that others know his name. In fact, he became a person who wanted others to know his name. Later generations said that he was enlightened when he was dreaming, so he was also called Cao "dream". Personally, I think he probably thought it couldn't be worse, so he just broke the jar and broke it. At this point, Wang Shuo understands Cao Cao very well. He once said for Cao Cao, "I am a rogue. Who am I afraid of? " The first thing Cao Cao did after he became a rogue was to gather people to fight. Being short, he knows the true meaning of "the people, only the people, are the stepping stones that can be used". He encouraged a group of hooligans to wage war with another group of hooligans wrapped in Huang Shoupa. Although he hid behind and didn't do it, his reputation was so great that local peace-loving intellectuals knew that only A Zang had the ability to trick the masses into fighting them. In order to avoid the intensification of the war, they jointly recommended Cao Cao to the emperor, hoping that he would be an official in Beijing and leave here as soon as possible. Before long, the emperor really ordered Cao Cao to be a captain in Beijing. Cao Cao took office with great joy. But I didn't know my official position until I got to Beijing. It turns out that a surname is just a small role like Bi. He wants to be a blockbuster, but he doesn't want to be so honest. After research, he decided to assassinate Dong Zhuo and engage in Tian Zi No.1 to show his real rogue qualities. Dong Zhuo was a great teacher at that time, and he was the biggest official except the puppet emperor who was placed under house arrest. So Cao Cao made up his mind to operate on Dong Zhuo. - @2 @: W 1 o6 ^9 a 1 T4 @8 s！ Young people tend to admit that they are dead. So is Cao Cao. He was determined to kill Dong Zhuo, so he made a detailed plan and even borrowed Stuart Wang Yun's nod. But he forgot Dong Zhuo's new adopted son, Lu Bu, whose martial arts is the first and mental retardation is the third. As a result, everyone knows that he not only lost his treasure knife in vain, but also had to run away from home. However, he himself was quite satisfied with the failed action. He copied someone else's Wei Wu Art of War and deliberately wrote a chapter in person, called "impeded". On the way to escape, Cao Cao said a famous saying that later became the motto of countless hooligans: "I would rather teach me to be negative to the world than to teach the world to be negative to me." This sentence creatively and comprehensively inherits, defends and develops China's rogue theory and reaches the highest level of rogue theory. Moreover, it is worse than ordinary hooligans. Cao Cao not only said so, but also did so. When he stopped at his friend Lv Boshe's house, he overheard the servants in the kitchen talking about tying their heads, thinking that they would catch themselves and like it. So they killed the Lu family and killed them all. Even when he saw a pig tied up and killed in the kitchen, he knew he misunderstood his kindness, and he didn't stop it. His behavior made all the hooligans with him feel chilling and abandoned him under the cover of night. Cao Cao returned to his hometown in the countryside alone, gathered a group of children and began to rebel. A rogue like him is a good time to fish in troubled waters and get ahead. According to the statistics of "Rogue Trevor", the special representative of the International Rogue Federation in China at that time, there were as many as 28 and a half people in China who understood the theory of hooliganism. However, according to Cao Cao's standards, there are only two real hooligans in the world: Liu Bei and himself. I guess his standard is that all their wives are equally ugly. Later generations (distant relatives of Xin Qiji) comprehensively summarized the domestic situation at that time. He said, "Who are the enemies of hooligans in the world? Cao and Liu. Sun Zhongmou is a grandson! " With more and more military forces and more territory, Cao Cao, who was complacent, became more and more courageous and began to openly use his power to fuck around with men and women. In Wancheng, after he led the army to surrender to Zhang Xiu, he ordered his advisers to find women for themselves. It was at this time that he put forward the famous "Theory of Three Represents Theory" theory: it must represent the most beautiful beauty, the highest class and the richest family in the city. According to this standard, the counselors really found one, that is, the uncle's wife, actress Zou. When Cao Cao met Zou, he was overjoyed and immediately left her in the account. Knowing that his people would be jealous, he ordered Dian Wei, who ranked third in martial arts and first in mental retardation, to open the door for himself, and no one was allowed to come in except the medic. He was in the tent with Zou. It was a spring night. There is no windtight wall. A few days later, Zhang Xiu learned about it. He was so angry that he vowed to kill Cao Cao and avenge himself. That night, he led the troops to sneak attack Cao Cao and killed him in lightning speed. Cao Cao suffered heavy losses in this battle: Dian Wei, the great fool, died, and even his eldest son Cao Ang and his nephew Cao Anmin died in the army. However, if you think that Cao Cao will turn over a new leaf after such a big setback, it means that you have not understood the realm of hooligans. In fact, Cao Cao has no intention of repentance. As soon as he heard that there were two great beauties in Jiangdong Sun Quan's territory, he immediately led a team to get married. At the same time, I ordered people to set up a bronze sparrow terrace, ready to take beautiful women back for a dance. Unfortunately, Cao Cao still lost his troops this time. If Guan Yu hadn't been in love and let him go in Huarong Road, Cao Cao's life would have been explained there long ago. Facing the harsh reality, Cao Cao was not depressed. In order to reflect on himself theoretically, he began to write poems. As mentioned earlier, Cao Cao is not only a rogue in history, but also a writer. His literary talent is unique because he is infected with hooliganism. It can be said that he pioneered the "lower body writing". For example, in the poem Mo Shang Sang, he described the way of men and women like this. And envy the door. The secret way of love is ignorance. Wandering soul garden If the wind swims freely. The scene didn't move. Thousands of lines. Long life in Nanshan, don't forget to win. In another more famous poem, Cao Cao, an old man, used a turtle to show off his ability in that respect: "Although the turtle has a long life, it has its time." The snake rides the fog and eventually turns to dust. The old horse crouches, aiming at thousands of miles; The martyrs were full of courage in their later years. The surplus and contraction period is not only in the sky; If you don't understand what these poems are about, don't expect me to tell you. Because you are definitely under 18 years old. If you don't understand after 18, I still can't tell you. Because you must be unmarried. If you are married and don't understand, I can't tell you, because you can't, I really can't. I can only tell you one fact: Since The Tortoise Live Long came out, the number of turtles in China has dropped sharply. As for why, I'm sorry, I never hide my opinion, but I won't say it today. Under the guidance of Cao Cao's successful experience, later scholars saw their hope of becoming hooligans.