1, this is called casting a net to catch more fish.

2. Zhang Wei, where are so many gentle and virtuous marriage partners in the world? You are going in the wrong direction. Must falling in love be for marriage? It's certainly not good to always think about eating rice. For a change, you will find that everything will suddenly become clear. Why do you think McDonald's can become the top 500 in the world? Because fast food is more in line with the rhythm of modern life. The same is true of love. Which is more popular, the charming prodigal son or the marriage maniac who drinks milk? Life is to live, to live, and the rest are floating clouds. Live smartly.

Don't get married easily, especially with a woman.

4. Zhang Wei, be strong. Winning or losing is a common occurrence in military strategists.

5, the code name is not important, even if it is called a gun, it is useless. The key is to get into combat.

6, life is like a play, love one, getting married and having children is another. This is normal.

7. Kant once said: The engagement party is the most memorable party of all, and there is no one. Think about it, what will happen to a drunk girl when she sees someone propose? Envy? That's right. Whoever confesses to them will accept it. Question: What can I do after I accept it? A: gallop the horse. Ok, one more question: what kind of person can express himself freely, but is not responsible for spanking? A: We, pilots from overseas. Because tomorrow we will fly away. So at this time, should you choose to participate, participate or not?

8. That was when I was in high school. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam. Then I suddenly realized that something even more terrible had happened. It turns out that I am really taking an exam!

9. There are sixteen similarities between women and birds, both of which are attracted by luminous objects.

10, no beautiful and attractive girl in the world will tell you I love you because you gave her a hamburger or milk tea, understand? You should take her to do something special to move her.

1 1, it's better to retreat and build a net than to be a fool in the forest garden.

12 As the saying goes, money talks.

13, the ultimate indirect chat-up method: the rule is this: we cooperate with each other, and there are many things I can't say when introducing, so I need you at this time. You must beat around the bush and successfully sell me out. On the other hand, me too, three rules: First, try to keep girls away from their friends, only when they are alone. Second, inadvertently reveal that your other half is paying attention to her. Third, subtly enhance your partner's image and taste, and make them feel honored and curious about being noticed.

14, in our men's world, there are still strong people like clouds and people like stars.

15, Mr. Guan, our friend for so many years, you can't help me this time. If you can bless me to read this difficulty, I swear by Lv Xiaobu that I will never, ever, ever-never surf the Internet again.

16, today is Valentine's Day. You have to understand that no one will sympathize with you because you are lovelorn, but there are thousands of girls in Qian Qian who are infatuated with you because of your melancholy.

17 I loved a girl. We have been entangled together for a long time, bickering and quarreling every day, and drinking salt soda together. Until one day, she suddenly left without leaving a word. On the day of parting, I felt guilty. I know it's a mistake for her to be with me, because I can't give her the happiness she wants. Maybe it was a mistake for her to leave, but she must choose one to tell herself which mistake is more worth making. People often make another mistake to avoid one. Since many mistakes can't be avoided, why let regrets be buried for a lifetime? Maybe it's better to run around and face one.

Ceng Xiaoxian, you are a man. What excites you should be the devil's figure, not the devil's stepmother. We must not waste our youth, especially tonight. Looking at the celestial phenomena at night, I vaguely feel that purple gas is coming from the east, and spring is blowing at first. Long Xiang and Feng Haichao, mainly the left eyelid, have been jumping. There must be an affair tonight. You don't understand, the left eye jumps and the peach blossoms open; The right eye jumps and the chrysanthemums bloom. As the saying goes, just like the strong wind in spring, when night comes, a hundred flowers bloom.

19, man, be open-minded, why do you have to hang yourself from a tree? Toads with three legs can't be found, but women with two legs have plenty! Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We are racing against time.

20. I have long said: Life is short, and carpe diem is king.

2 1. So the word love in love is very strong: the upper part is taken from abnormal changes, and the lower part is taken from abnormal state.

22. Hard life needs no explanation.

23. I am afraid of you. I tell you, my major in college is knowledge. Helping others "and" having fun "do not conflict.

24. On this planet, except for seasonal sales, only the parties can call them all at once. I'm telling you, throwing a party is like crossing a wooden bridge with thousands of troops. The more you tell them the threshold is high, the more they will participate. It's like you shouting in the street: beauty! Beautiful or not, promise to turn around. Who wants to admit that they are not qualified?

25. If your friend is playing story solitaire, be sure to get involved and never walk away alone. Otherwise, you never know what disgusting role they will assign you!