Bai Jingjing: Why did you shave off your beard? Do you know that you have no personality without a beard ... Alas ... you can't engage in literature or martial arts. You don't want to be a mountain thief. Do you want to be a champion? Save it! Change your image and be a promising mountain thief!
Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... you threw the stick away before I finished!
Supreme treasure: It turns out that that girl shed a tear in my heart, and I can totally feel how sad she is.
Fairy Xia Zi: My lover is a hero in the world. One day he will marry me on the colorful clouds. I only guessed the front, but I couldn't guess the ending …
Tang Sanzang: Hehe! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you. Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... look, you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What should I do if I hit the child? Even if you can't beat children, it's wrong to beat flowers and plants.
Tang Sanzang: Sister, it's your fault. It's just an idea that Wukong wants to eat me. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof, so what crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me, and you can prove it, and it's not too late to convict him.
Tang Priest: So being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.
Tang Priest: Do you want it? Wukong, how can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? …
Tang Priest: I won't embarrass you. Please tell the Jade Emperor that I am willing to pay the price of my life! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? Please forgive me for doing this, sister. I just want to influence the bad guys to match my fearless spirit of compassion!
Second husband: Come out to see God with Niu Wangmo, madam.
1 I used to watch the moon with me, but now the new one is better than the old one. My name is Mrs. Niu!
1 Who said I was cross-eyed? I only focus on one thing to change my view of the past.
1 Talk if you want. Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?
1 People and goblins are born by their mothers, but the difference is that people are born by their mothers and demons are born by their mothers ... What's your mother's name?
1 Moonlight Box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you don't hit the children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants.
1 Xia Zixian: "So you have a wife!" Niu Wangmo: "The relationship is broken!"
1 Tang Priest: Hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants.
1 Supreme Treasure: On your mother! Is that all you got to say (Punching down the Tang Priest) I have already told you that I can't do it, and you have to go up-up-! Open-open-! I can't stand ignoring me completely, and I'll stab you to death again! Tang Priest: Wukong, you can stab me to death. There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha ...
Xia Qing: I'm a woman. I am serious. I will fight with you!
20. I can't stand you! You are so ugly, do me a favor, everyone is a fairy, and stop sexually harassing me, okay?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I just want to cooperate with you, because you are too impulsive. Although I am not a gentleman, I will not take advantage of people's danger!
Do you need a reason to love someone? Don't you need it? Need it? Don't you need it? Hey, I'm studying with you. Why are you so serious? Need it?
2 Supreme Treasure: Normal! I have more hair in other parts of my body. How's it going? Does it tickle your heart?
Bai Jingjing's letter: Your conscience tells me that you love another woman, not me. When I saw what she left in your conscience, I felt that 500 years later you were looking for her instead of me. You and I should both believe that this is an act of God and a legendary fate.
Princess Iron Fan: I used to call people Britney Spears when I watched the moon with them, but now the newcomers are better than the old ones. I call them Mrs. Niu!
Fairy Xia Zi: "I am so happy to run so handsome!" "
Xia Zixian: Since God arranged for him to pull out my purple sword, he must be an extraordinary person. He can't be wrong! I know that one day, he will appear on the occasion where people are proposing to him, wearing golden armor and holy clothes and stepping on colorful clouds!
Who said I was cross-eyed? I just focused my vision on one point to change my previous view of things!
Friar Sand: "I'm here!"
30. Bajie: "It is because of your extra burden that he is a little taller than me!" "
You only get my body, but not my soul. I already have a lover, and we won't have a result. Please let me go!
Second Master: Wow, there are immortals! Huh? Why do you say "once again"?
Bajie: "In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him. Now there is a Xia Zixian, and I am afraid he is a little higher than me!"
I will be your husband in 500 years. 500 years later, you gave up this relationship because of me. I came back here after a lot of hardships, and all I did here was for you.
Fairy Xia Zi: Whether I understand it or not, I am no longer a fairy. I only understand one thing. It is so painful to love someone.
Brother, as a rational person like me, how can I accept such nonsense?
The Monkey King: Did you see that? This guy always talks about his mother-in-law. It seems that there is a fly. Hum ... Sorry, it's not one. It's a bunch of flies around you. Hum ... It flies to your ear to help ... So I grabbed this fly, pinched its stomach, pulled out its intestines, and strangled its neck with its intestines. Oh, the whole tongue is sticking out! My hands are flying up and down. Wow-the whole world is clean.
My lover is a world hero. One day, he will step on colorful clouds to marry me. Guess the front, but can't guess the ending …
Then let's all start this relationship right away!
40, Supreme Treasure: A clear knife and a clear gun can't beat her, but a stab in the back can't be prevented. Rape first and then kill!
Oh, no wonder I have been having the same nightmare for a long time. In the dark and lonely environment, a pair of very bedroom eyes have been staring at me, which makes me embarrassed. It was your eyes that made me blush several times. It turns out that I was destined to run into a demon today.
4 Tang Priest: How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? To say a word, I just want to make one more friend before I die.
Tang Sanzang: Hey, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light, and the left and right are narrow. He is very uncomfortable to wear. Sleeplessness all night will bring me trouble. Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of cruelty to animals. Speaking of the diamond ring, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship and reasonable in price, and he is still a child.
There was once a sincere feeling in front of me that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Your sword went into my throat, so don't hesitate! If God gave me another chance, which girl would I say three words to: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!
The Monkey King: I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you.
Bodhi Bodhi: I'm not spying on you. I just want to study some subtle feelings between people. Is Xia Zi an exclamation point in your mind? Or a period? Is your mind full of question marks?
Tang Sanzang: You do! Wukong, if you want, just say it. How do I know if you really want it if you don't say you want it? Although you really forget me, you still have to tell me what you want. You can't ask me not to give it to you. You said you didn't want me to give it to you. Be reasonable! Do you really want it? Then you can take it. You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?
Bai Jingjing: I'll kill you first! Supreme treasure: what a hero! Leave me alone!
Fairy Xia Zi: Then let's start this relationship at once!
50. Bodhi Bodhi: Hey, I'm learning from you. Why are you so serious? Need it?
Tang Priest: "Be careful, it thunders and it rains to collect clothes!" " "