1. Joe Swift
2. Swift is the child of ideas
3. Honesty is immortal. ——Swift
4. Swift uses vulgar but inappropriate definitions
5. A kingdom without shame is an unsafe kingdom—Swift
6. Strictly speaking, few people live now, but few are prepared to live in other times - Swift
7. Life is a tragedy. I stood aside for a moment and then played my part in this tragedy. -Swift
8. Ambition often induces people to do the humblest things, so climb up and show the crawling of yesterday's groveling - Swift
9. Who can make the original The land that only produces one ear of corn and one blade of grass will grow more ears of corn and two blades of grass, and whoever will be more beneficial to mankind and make greater contributions to the country than all politicians - Swift p>