1. If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

2, I wish you: you can't pull luck when playing cards, the leopard golden flower will take it out, others will stare at your smiling face, and others will pay for you.

3. April Fool's Day is here. I wish all fools in the world are smarter than fools, fools are more stupid, fools are happy, and fools deserve it. Happy April Fool's Day to fools.

4. Pay attention, look to the left, and then look to the right. Be careful of a mental patient looking around with a mobile phone.

5. When Tang Priest took three disciples for a short rest, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"

I care about it because I miss it, because I miss it, because I don't give up, because I like it, and I really want to tell them that I won't sell this goose! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Your blood pressure is high, your blood fat is high and your position is not high. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, prostatitis. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is outstanding.

8. Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as April 1 day, you are the first person I think of. Who told me that today is your holiday?

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April 1 April Fool's Day, the person who is fooled the most is the person who has the most friends, the person who is fooled the most is the cleverest and the most naughty person, the person who is not fooled is respected, and the person who does not want to fool others is caring. No matter who you are, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

2. Quiz: according to cleverness, humor, handsomeness and charm, the test result is quite shameless. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. From April Fool's Day to SMS, my blessing counts, and I will be worry-free immediately after receiving it. After reading it, I will have less pain, and my salary will be high after forwarding it. I will definitely pick up money in mass. Fool's joke can make you angry, grasp the scale without playing tricks, and treat each other sincerely in a good mood!

This short message is specially made for April Fool's Day. Smart people will become stupid and cute when they receive it. Fools get smart when they receive it. Whether you get rid of it successfully or not, you will get a lucky one. May you be silly and happy!